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She forgot, scrub the tubs, wash the clothes, mop the floors.
My "Honey Do" list...
I "retired" yesterday, and of couse my wife quickly wrote out a "honey do" list... stain the deck, rotate the tires, etc, etc...
No where was there:
Sit around in your underwear and drink beer all day.
Go to PT's for lunch.
Play golf and/or fish.
Bang me all day.
WTF?
She forgot, scrub the tubs, wash the clothes, mop the floors.
My "Honey Do" list...
I "retired" yesterday, and of couse my wife quickly wrote out a "honey do" list... stain the deck, rotate the tires, etc, etc...
No where was there:
Sit around in your underwear and drink beer all day.
Go to PT's for lunch.
Play golf and/or fish.
Bang me all day.
WTF?
Do all of her requests and that might happen.
Well, if you're like my hubby, you've already done all of the things on your list, and now it's time to pay some attention to hers!
you're a big contractor now...making bank... pay someone to do those things!
Congratulations on your retirement!
Yep, but I don't start till 1 July..... And I won't make THAT much... enough though...
get your lone star lights and fruit of the looms and man up!
When you're done with your wife's list, you can come over to my house and do all the the things my honey don't!
When you're done with your wife's list, you can come over to my house and do all the the things my honey don't!
Does that include you???
BTW....
So far today: Two loads of clothes; rugs cleaned and the wood floor dusted. Ate breakfast and on my second beer....
Does that include you???
BTW....
So far today: Two loads of clothes; rugs cleaned and the wood floor dusted. Ate breakfast and on my second beer....
Does that include you???
BTW....
So far today: Two loads of clothes; rugs cleaned and the wood floor dusted. Ate breakfast and on my second beer....
I see you're holding out on staining the deck. Good man!
Does that include you???
BTW....
So far today: Two loads of clothes; rugs cleaned and the wood floor dusted. Ate breakfast and on my second beer....
Good boy!
Congrats on the retirement.
Ours is not to question why, Brother Gopher...ours is to do or die!
That job is gonna suck.... I have two decks, one 32 x 16 with rails, and the deck around the above ground pool... Think I'll use the old...
"Ummm... I don't know, think it might rain today...."
Dude, find some damn kids to stain your deck. You can pay them cheap and you'll be scott free.
mouse will do that job for cheap gopher, you just gotta pick him up...i'd keep your beer in a locked icechest though...
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