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[Rappin' Shaq]

I walked into the forum, saw it was pretty wack
So it's time fo Rappin' Shaq to make another comeback
You sad sack of s are turning this forum to waste
So I'm about to start slingin all over this damn place

I'm gonna keep this short, just call it DPG
You spurfans are pathetic, like those clowns who ball at UTD
Thinking Robinson was a true #1 now ain't that just rich?
Ho didn't sign an autograph, 10 years later I make him my
The only thing that saved him was the tired old bag,
cause up until then he was Olajuwon's rag
Chasing Rodman around, saying he needed Jesus in his heart
That was a disaster right from the start

So now it's on to you gots who stink up this site
This place is gayer than Kool's in a swordfight
Look at ashraf sneakin in here tryin to get some love
with me and i'll send your ass straight back to chess club

And then I see DPG talkin to Tyson, that was quite a scene
Like that time i saw lakaluva jackin off to a in' naruto magazine
but seriously that little just beats it all
learn your place and go back to the short stall

Like cobbler after round 2, it's time for me to roll
thispego's in town so it's time to smoke that last bowl
Adios you sad s, i gotta exit with haste
but first you gots gotta TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!!!!

[Cessation]

Well done, son. Always look forward to your next appearance.

[Shane27]

Rappin' Shaq is the

[badfish22]

Whiteboys trying to rap, just ing make me sick
Bout as bad as ass mono sucking on Randolphs
Honky tried to go on air and rise his ing star
Imma end this rap short, cause you only deserve one bar

That rap had as many lines as the 2011 WCSF had games.

Because it was a sweep.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

[BoricuaCJA]

That rap had as many lines as the 2011 WCSF had games.

Because it was a sweep.

[jimo2305]

[midnightpulp]

That rap had as many lines as the 2011 WCSF had games.

Because it was a sweep.

The goods.

[Ashy Larry]

[Roger Ebert]

As usual with summer fare there's the crowd pleasers that we all line up to see and Rappin' Shaq is a blockbuster franchise unto himself. Rappin' Shaq's latest offering is sure to please those who have come to expect his usual anal-centric rhymes, but diehards may find themself a little disapointed. Compared to previous summer offerings that shook the NBA forum out of it's off season doldrums it seems that even the 2011 Rappin' Shaq can't help but fall prey to some of the decay that's hit every poster here. It's still a fine rap but this critic couldn't help but feel that he was giving this forum the rap it deserves rather than his best. Perhaps like all the other series it's time to start thinking "reboot" for Rappin' Shaq.

With that said, it still stands out from the pack of summer troll offerings, I will likely read it at least once more today, so it gets a thumbs up from me. I just wish I could recommend it as enthusiastically as earlier entries in the series.

[LnGrrrR]

^ nice troll

[Lil' B TheBasedGod]

s talkin ,
s wanna rap,
es want that ,
All up in they ass

[Stalin]

s talkin ,
s wanna rap,
es want that ,
All up in they ass

kill yourself

[DPG21920]

I'm all for poking fun at ones self but if everyone here is being honest, this was really terrible.