toilet paper alternative (no )

[cantthinkofanything]

If you're out of toilet paper (no racist), is it OK to wipe with a vibrator? What if it accidentally turns on and falls up your butt?

Thanks in advance.

[lefty]

I thought you were ting out of your mouth

[CubanSucks]

I sense some cynicism. If this thread was made to mock me and my threads then that would just make you petty and childish. My threads are a narrative on current social issues while this thread is just parody

[Good Vibes]

If you're out of toilet paper (no racist), is it OK to wipe with a vibrator? What if it accidentally turns on and falls up your butt?

Thanks in advance.

It would be no accident and you know it.

[cantthinkofanything]

I sense some cynicism. If this thread was made to mock me and my threads then that would just make you petty and childish. My threads are a narrative on current social issues while this thread is just parody

My apologies. I meant to start this thread with my Wild Cobra troll.

In any event, I applaud your courage to poignantly tackle problems that most men are afraid to talk about. Your most recent threads have helped me work through some difficult issues and I sincerely did not mean to diminish the beneficial impact of your writings.

[PakiDan]

I think it would be ok... unless your butt was already bleeding.

[JoeChalupa]

Sometimes you gotta use what you have to.

[cantthinkofanything]

Sometimes you gotta use what you have to.

One time, there was nothing handy. So I had to rub peanut butter all down my crack and let the dog clean up for me.