Reply With Quote...this thread is epic!
As the le says...this thread is for Punch Lines Only...No Jokes!
I'll start it off;
...because his dik was stuck in the chicken!
Last edited by silverblk mystix; 09-13-2011 at 05:01 AM.
...this thread is epic!
my favorite:
"in your mom's mouth"
look at my latest tats.
"that's what she said"
Rectum? It damn near killed 'em!
Liquor? I didn't even know her!
Focus??? You mean bofus???
I.....did not.......have sexual relations......with that woman.
Wooo, 'twas a knee slapper
Now that's how you explode a vagina!
... No, no, nurse. I asked you to prick his boil.
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
true zinger
Doctor: "It's OK. That's not my finger."
"Lady, that aint no banana, that's my nose"
The aristocrats!
...in the end, they'll both get laid by a Mexican.
not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7 les
OJ simpson: "I said Costa Rica, mother er-not Costa Mesa!"
I never really understood why that joke is funny or lasted this long.
death by bunga
lol, that's the line I was thinking of when I first saw this thread... before I saw Marini's post...Focus??? You mean bofus???
Because it's not the punchline that's funny, it's the setup.
I always heard "woogie" but it's a great joke.
"Africa!! There are a lot of them over there... squawwwk"
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