Midget When Getting Cuck'd Do You:

[Koolaid_Man]

1.) pull it out and lick it

or

2.) wait till the BBC explodes and then clean it up...

or

3.) just cover your eyes and sing I feel pretty...

[midnightpulp]

4.) Dangle a banana in front of his face, lead him out of the bedroom and into my car, drive to Pacific Coast Highway, pull over and throw the banana over the cliff. Then I'll return home and my girl will ask, "What happened to Lestrarius?" I'll reply, "Dead. Jumped off a cliff." She'll ask why and I'll say, "You know them jigs, they'll do anything to get their hands on a banana."