Fill in the blanks:

[Shelly]

1) My uncle once:

2) Never in my life:

3) When I was five:

4) High school was:

5) Fire is:

6) I once saw:

7) There’s this woman I know who:

8) Once, at a bar:

9) By noon I’m usually:

10) Last night:

11) If I only had:

12) Next time I go to church:

13) The best thing about my last relationship was:

14) What worries me most:

15) When I turn my head left:

16) When I turn my head right:

17) You know I'm lying when:

18) What I miss most about the eighties:

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be:

20) By this time next year:

21) I have a hard time understanding:

22) You know I like you if:

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be:

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro:

25) Take my advice, never:

26) My ideal breakfast is:

37) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to:

28) Why doesn't everyone:

29) If you spend the night at my house:

30) I’d stop my wedding:

31) The world could do without:

32) My favorite blonde is:

33) If I do anything well, it’s:

44) And by the way:

45) The last time I was drunk, I:

[E20]

1) My uncle once once raped me.

2) Never in my life have I not been raped.

3) When I was five I got raped.

4) High school was was a rape fest.

5) Fire is bad during a rape.

6) I once saw a rape of a pigeon.

7) There’s this woman I know who will rape you for free.

8) Once, at a bar I got raped.

9) By noon I’m usually raped around 5 times.

10) Last night I got raped.

11) If I only had been raped sooner.

12) Next time I go to church chances are I'm gonna get raped.

13) The best thing about my last relationship was all the raping.

14) What worries me most is not getting raped

15) When I turn my head left I get raped by my uncle.

16) When I turn my head right I get raped by my other uncle.

17) You know I'm lying when when I say I haven't been raped today.

18) What I miss most about the eighties all the rapes.

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be a rape victim.

20) By this time next year I will have been raped over 800 times.

21) I have a hard time understanding why I like to be raped so much.

22) You know I like you if I tell you to rape me.

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be all my rapers.

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro raped me all at once!

25) Take my advice, never go withouth a raping once in your life.

26) My ideal breakfast is Pancakes w/syrup and Milk.

37) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go back to where you came from.

28) Why doesn't everyone just rape me?

29) If you spend the night at my house chances are I'm gonna ask you to rape me more than once.

30) I’d stop my wedding if I could get raped.

31) The world could do without people who would use rape as a violent activity.

32) My favorite blonde are the blondes at http://www.spurstalk.com

33) If I do anything well, it’s getting raped by someone.

44) And by the way I get raped a lot.

45) The last time I was drunk, I got raped a record 19 times!

[Kori Ellis]

1) My uncle once played minor league baseball.

2) Never in my life have I done heroin.

3) When I was five, I had a pet monkey.

4) High school was four years.

5) Fire is scary.

6) I once saw a guy carrying a large Mickey Mouse doll wearing a Carmelo Anthony jersey (yes, the doll was wearing the jesey).

7) There’s this woman I know who's boyfriend should ask her to marry him.

8) Once, at a bar I saw a girl pass out in the bathroom.

9) By noon I’m usually on the computer.

10) Last night the Spurs won.

11) If I only had some apple juice.

12) Next time I go to church, I'll pray.

13) The best thing about my current relationship is that I'm married to the best husband in the world.

14) What worries me most is dying.

15) When I turn my head left, I see a blank wall.

16) When I turn my head right, I see the other computer.

17) You know I'm lying when I tell you I'm lying.

18) What I miss most about the eighties, the big hair.

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be Lady MacBeth?

20) By this time next year, I'll hopefully be pregnant or have a baby.

21) I have a hard time understanding stupid people.

22) You know I like you if I tell you I like you.

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be my husband.

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro walked into a bar ...

25) Take my advice, never take my jewelry.

26) My ideal breakfast is yogurt and blueberries.

27) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to America West Arena.

28) Why doesn't everyone be nice to each other.

29) If you spend the night at my house, don't wake up too early.

30) I’d stop my wedding ??

31) The world could do without The Gruesome Threesome.

32) My favorite blonde is SpursWoman.

33) If I do anything well, it’s throw parties.

34) And by the way, this list was numbered wrong but I fixed it.

35) The last time I was drunk, I threw my purse in the parking lot.

[Shelly]

1) My uncle once: Had a big cocaine habit

2) Never in my life: will I eat seafood.

3) When I was five: I threw a rock at an older neighborhood kid and cut his head open.

4) High school was: boring. I hated it.

5) Fire is: hot.

6) I once saw: a 20 somthing year old woman with a beard that worked at CompUSA

7) There’s this woman I know who: who got arrested for assault with a deadly weapon for hitting someone with her high hee shoe.

8) Once, at a bar: my sister and I were dancing with my dad to Erotic City

9) By noon I’m usually: eating lunch

10) Last night: I watched the Spurs win!

11) If I only had: eat whatever I want without gaining weight.

12) Next time I go to church: will be for a wedding or funeral

13) The best thing about my last relationship was: I'm still in that last relationship

14) What worries me most: harm coming to my kids

15) When I turn my head left: I see my fax machine, postal machine, and piles of paper.

16) When I turn my head right: my husband,s computer, my kids' computer, and vary degrees of messiness on their desks.

17) You know I'm lying when: I say I wake up in a good mood.

18) What I miss most about the eighties: The Hair!

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: n/a

20) By this time next year: I will be one year older.

21) I have a hard time understanding: child molestors

22) You know I like you if: if I'm nice to you

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my hubby

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: ummmm have nothing in common?

25) Take my advice, never: sit on the toilet seat without checking it first.

26) My ideal breakfast is: pancakes.

37) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to: not sure exactly where my hometown is.

28) Why doesn't everyone: get drunk and screw.

29) If you spend the night at my house: pick up after yourself! It's bad enough I have to pick up after my kids.

30) I’d stop my wedding: hmm...I wonder if I should have 15 years ago. I keed!

31) The world could do without: evil

32) My favorite blonde is: SPURSWOMAN!

33) If I do anything well, it’s: make spaghetti sauce

34) And by the way: I rule

35) The last time I was drunk, I: had a terrible hangover the next day.

[Shelly]

Kori!

We both miss 80s hair!

[Kori Ellis]

Kori!

We both miss 80s hair!

and we both like SpursWoman

[Marklar MM]

1) My uncle once: had hair

2) Never in my life: Jumped off a bridge

3) When I was five: I tried chopping down a fake tree

4) High school was: Rather boring and non existant

5) Fire is: my hobby, except I dont set houses on fire.

6) I once saw: a clown

7) There’s this woman I know who: did a bunch of guys

8) Once, at a bar: a guy hit on me(keep in mind I am a guy)

9) By noon I’m usually: up and about around the house

10) Last night: I watched basketball

11) If I only had: A million dollars, I would not be here. Just kidding.

12) Next time I go to church: I will make sure to turn the sprinklers on due to my excessive love of fire.

13) The best thing about my last relationship was: I don't condone relationships.

14) What worries me most: Is the thought that aliens are among us.

15) When I turn my head left: I see things that are left of me.

16) When I turn my head right: I see things that are right of me.

17) You know I'm lying when: I get a wierd smile on my face that looks gay.

18) What I miss most about the eighties: Peace, Love, free drugs.

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Romeo mixed with Tybalt.

20) By this time next year: I will be out of high school forever.

21) I have a hard time understanding: stupid subjects like advanced math.

22) You know I like you if: I cannot look you in the eyes while talking. I am a shy guy. I eventually get over this, and look you in the eyes for a while.

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: Tough question.

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: One sexy bas .

25) Take my advice, never: grab a woman's ass unless allowed.

26) My ideal breakfast is: eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, orange juice

37) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to: No place. My hometown is boring. I guess you can go to a club or something.

28) Why doesn't everyone: just abandon their clothes(Eva can first)

29) If you spend the night at my house: Be prepared to stay up all night. No early sleeping is allowed...unless warranted.

30) I’d stop my wedding: If I found out the girl I was marrying was a guy.

31) The world could do without: PETA

32) My favorite blonde is: Elisha freaking Cuthbert

33) If I do anything well, it’s: use a computer

34) And by the way: I don't know how I got myself to do this survey.

35) The last time I was drunk, I: Thought about what it would be like to be drunk.

[desflood]

1) My uncle once: spent a night in jail for beating up a guy while he was drunk

2) Never in my life: have I used drugs

3) When I was five: I had my first boyfriend

4) High school was: torturous

5) Fire is: hot

6) I once saw: a woman in the ICU whose body began decaying before she died

7) There’s this woman I know who: takes antidepressents with beer regularly

8) Once, at a bar: this guy said to me, "That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."

9) By noon I’m usually: starving, but at least dressed

10) Last night: I missed the Spurs game because I fell asleep

11) If I only had: a maid!

12) Next time I go to church: I'll probably burst into flames

13) The best thing about my last relationship was: still in it!

14) What worries me most: something happening to one of my kids

15) When I turn my head left: i see the bedroom door

16) When I turn my head right: I see a naked 4-year-old

17) You know I'm lying when: I tell you

18) What I miss most about the eighties: the music!

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: ?

20) By this time next year: I'll still be right where I am now

21) I have a hard time understanding: child abusers

22) You know I like you if: I smile at you

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my hubby

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: who are four people who have never been in my kitchen

25) Take my advice, never: play naked scrabble while drinking tequilla

26) My ideal breakfast is: biscuits and gravy, lots of coffee

37) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to: the riverwalk

28) Why doesn't everyone: relax

29) If you spend the night at my house: bring earplugs

30) I’d stop my wedding: only if God himself told me to

31) The world could do without: idiots

32) My favorite blonde is: my second son

33) If I do anything well, it’s: read

44) And by the way: I'm looking for a part-time job

45) The last time I was drunk, I: stripped on a public beach and went skinny-dipping

[timvp]

1) My uncle once pitched for the Reds.

2) Never in my life been arrested.

3) When I was five I couldn't read.

4) High school was something I barely remember.

5) Fire is pretty cool

6) I once saw Jaren Jackson working out while I was coincidentally wearing a Jaren Jackson jersey. He came up and we played one-on-one. I lost

7) There’s this woman I know who was on the Jumbotron AKA Lighthouse during the last Spurs game.

8) Once, at a bar I tried to get Kori to go up and talk to Dennis Rodman but she wouldn't do it.

9) By noon I’m usually wishing I could take a nap.

10) Last night the Spurs won but I lost in poker.

11) If I only had enough free time, I'd be in Detroit right now.

12) Next time I go to church the Spurs hopefully have won two more games.

13) The best thing about my last relationship was: S y trying to start trouble with the couples on the forum

14) What worries me most is Princess not being happy.

15) When I turn my head left my neck popped.

16) When I turn my head right I see the prettiest girl ever.

17) You know I'm lying when I tell you about books I'm currently reading.

18) What I miss most about the eighties is watching David Robinson play basketball.

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be good question.

20) By this time next year hopefully good stuff has happened.

21) I have a hard time understanding people with strong accents.

22) You know I like you if your initials are KE.

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be myself and Kori at the same time

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro proved that Darwin was right because they're all dead?

25) Take my advice, never listen to other people. It just corrupts your mind and saps you of your own ideas.

26) My ideal breakfast is whatever the wife cooks.

27) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you pack heat.

28) Why doesn't everyone stop complaining.

29) If you spend the night at my house you better be my wife, related or drunk.

30) I’d stop my wedding if Kori found someone that would make her happier

31) The world could do without conspiracy theorists.

32) My favorite blonde is Steve Kerr.

33) If I do anything well, it’s marry well.

34) And by the way this is a long quiz.

35) The last time I was drunk, I threw up too many times and swore I'd never drink again.

[Shelly]

13) The best thing about my last relationship was: S y trying to start trouble with the couples on the forum

Is this somehow related to a certain woman having a certain man pop her the question???

[FromWayDowntown]

1) My uncle once owned two minor league baseball teams and structured a deal to allow Peter Angelos to buy the Baltimore Orioles

2) Never in my life have I been in jail.

3) When I was five I hit a moving cop car with a thrown rock.

4) High school was my brush with greatness.

5) Fire is something I fear.

6) I once saw two men pissing on each other in public.

7) There’s this woman I know who got pregnant during a blizzard and named her baby Storm.

8) Once, at a bar, I took off all of my clothes.

9) By noon I’m usually wishing it was 5.

10) Last night I lost my voice cheering for the Spurs.

11) If I only had answered my college intake questionaire with something other than vanilla.

12) Next time I go to church it will have been a long time since I've gone.

13) The best thing about my last relationship was dating a red head; yum!

14) What worries me most: hurting my friends.

15) When I turn my head left, my neck pops.

16) When I turn my head right I see a poster with the 2003 Spurs starters.

17) You know I'm lying when I start talking in vague generalities.

18) What I miss most about the eighties: being in great shape.

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be the tormented Romeo.

20) By this time next year all of my cousins and my brother will be married.

21) I have a hard time understanding how scientists figure out stuff like the shape of the universe.

22) You know I like you if I touch you.

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be my mother.

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro would make a horrendous orgy scene.

25) Take my advice, never give up on anything you care about.

26) My ideal breakfast is one I make for my lover.

37) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to Inner Harbor and Obryki's crab house.

28) Why doesn't everyone love my Spurs?

29) If you spend the night at my house be prepared to stay up late.

30) I’d stop my wedding if someone passed out.

31) The world could do without jellyfish.

32) My favorite blonde is a true blonde.

33) If I do anything well, I write well. And I'm good at getting bent about insignificant things.

44) And by the way this list has nothing between 33 and 44 (other than 37, which is between 26 and 28).

45) The last time I was drunk, my Spurs put away the Suns.

[LuvBones]

1) My uncle once: gave me weed.

2) Never in my life: have I changed a tire.

3) When I was five: I was afraid of my teacher.

4) High school was: pointless.

5) Fire is: hot.

6) I once saw: my dog kill a bird.

7) There’s this woman I know who: I’m surprised found a husband, let alone the perfect one for her.

8) Once, at a bar: I grabbed a random guy and said he was my boyfriend just to get away from another guy bothering me.

9) By noon I’m usually: thinking about what to eat for breakfast.

10) Last night: I slept for 12 hours.

11) If I only had: not a care in the world.

12) Next time I go to church: I will need to go to confession.

13) The best thing about my last relationship was: it’s still going.

14) What worries me most: losing someone close to me.

15) When I turn my head left: I see my kitchen.

16) When I turn my head right: I see a wall.

17) You know I'm lying when: I say I’m lying.

18) What I miss most about the eighties: is not having a care in the world.

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: don’t care.

20) By this time next year: I might have to live on my own.

21) I have a hard time understanding: hypocrites.

22) You know I like you if: I say yes to nearly everything.

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: God.

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: are all famous?

25) Take my advice, never: let someone keep you down.

26) My ideal breakfast is: any meat with eggs.

37) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to: too many places to name one.

28) Why doesn't everyone: smoke weed and get along? (haha, j/k)

29) If you spend the night at my house: you’d sleep late, wake up late.

30) I’d stop my wedding: If I found out my fiance was a lying, cheating bas .

31) The world could do without: insects.

32) My favorite blonde is: my 3 yr. old nephew.

33) If I do anything well, it’s: argue.

34) And by the way: Practically no one knows me at this board but I'm hoping to maybe go to a GTG very soon.

35) The last time I was drunk, I: was surrounded by many, VERY drunk relatives so they hardly noticed just how drunk I was.

[spurschick]

1) My uncle once was a real asshole to my mother.

2) Never in my life have I jumped out of a plane.

3) When I was five, I'm sure I did something spectaular. =)

4) High school was the best of times and the worst of times.

5) Fire is a necessary evil.

6) I once saw a man get shot.

7) There’s this woman I know who alway orders dessert first.

8) Once, at a bar, I made out with this guy I had met 3 hours prior.

9) By noon I’m usually wishing I could take a nap.

10) Last night was unbelievable!!! (Spurs Game 2)

11) If I only had a time machine.

12) Next time I go to church will be for my friend's wedding.

13) The best thing about my last relationship was it ending.

14) What worries me most is wasting my time.

15) When I turn my head left I see a mess.

16) When I turn my head right I see a window.

17) You know I'm lying when I say I used to be a circus midget.

18) What I miss most about the eighties is the music.

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be whichever character ends up with a hot guy.

20) By this time next year I hope to have my together.

21) I have a hard time understanding why I can't have everything I want. =)

22) You know I like you if I want to spend time with you.

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be my cat.

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro are all people that don't have a "u" in their names.

25) Take my advice, never drink Slovenian Brandy.

26) My ideal breakfast is pancakes and eggs cooked over-easy.

37) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to Hana (Maui).

28) Why doesn't everyone subscribe to the chocolate diet.

29) If you spend the night at my house, you'd better like cats.

30) I’d stop my wedding for George Clooney.

31) The world could do without Bill Walton.

32) My favorite blonde is me! =)

33) If I do anything well, it’s bake cookies.

44) And by the way, I'm really quite shy.

45) The last time I was drunk, I got in the car and drove home.

[KEDA]

1) My uncle once: got a speeding ticket when he was FIVE

2) Never in my life: have I won the lotto

3) When I was five: I was in private school (and look how I turned out)

4) High school was: naptime

5) Fire is: light

6) I once saw: someone pick up a 7-10 split

7) There’s this woman I know who: puts up with my crap

8) Once, at a bar: I met Krista

9) By noon I’m usually: ready to go to lunch

10) Last night: I was at Kori's watching the Spurs

11) If I only had: courtside season tickets

12) Next time I go to church: I will thank God for everything I have in life

13) The best thing about my last relationship was: it hasnet ended

14) What worries me most: death

15) When I turn my head left: I cant see anything on the right side of the room

16) When I turn my head right: I cant see anything on the left side of the room

17) You know I'm lying when: Im talking

18) What I miss most about the eighties: THE MUSIC VAN HALEN!!!!!!

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Romeo

20) By this time next year: Ill be a little older

21) I have a hard time understanding: Icelandik

22) You know I like you if: I make fun of you, or Im an ass to you

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: God

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: all Piston fans

25) Take my advice, never: bowl in street shoes

26) My ideal breakfast is: Coco Puffs

37) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to: the new Home Depot, hey, its Bulverde theres nothing else to do.

28) Why doesn't everyone: respect Bowling as a real sport

29) If you spend the night at my house: be ready to play XBOX or poker

30) I’d stop my wedding: if there was a bomb

31) The world could do without: ty at udes

32) My favorite blonde is: Krista

33) If I do anything well, it’s: make a bad shot when I need to make a good one

44) And by the way: I just deleted 11 questions from this survey

45) The last time I was drunk, I: got Krista to drive me home

[MannyIsGod]

1) My uncle once love madonna

2) Never in my life have I gone skydiving

3) When I was five I drove to California

4) High school was a complete and utter waste of time

5) Fire is hot

6) I once saw 2 dogs humping

7) There’s this woman I know who has a 3rd nipple.

8) Once, at a bar I ordered a drink

9) By noon I’m usually awake and eitehr working or posting on this damn board

10) Last night was fun

11) If I only had financial aid

12) Next time I go to church I'll probably be in a casket

13) The best thing about my current relationship is intelligent conversation

14) What worries me most paying for school

15) When I turn my head left it turns left?

16) When I turn my head right it turns right? WTF?

17) You know I'm lying when I say I have a 10 foot penis

18) What I miss most about the eighties nothing really

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be Mercutio (sp?)

20) By this time next year I'll be more in debt

21) I have a hard time understanding closeminded people.

22) You know I like you if I haven't told you that you've pissed me off.

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be my mother.

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro are a bunch of names

25) Take my advice, never buy a ford escort

26) My ideal breakfast is eggs and chorizo with potates and tortillas de arina

37) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to the nearest highway out.

28) Why doesn't everyone vote?

29) If you spend the night at my house tell me hwo it was. It's been awhile since I did.

30) I’d stop my wedding for chips and salsa

31) The world could do without a lot of things

32) My favorite blonde is Jess with blonde hair

33) If I do anything well, it's learn.

44) And by the way I got denied for financial aid, again. Jim?

45) The last time I was drunk, I listened to John Mayer.

[iminlakerland]

1) My uncle once helped me get out of a bathroom i was locked in and couldnt get out of

2) Never in my life have i been under anesthesia

3) When I was five my family moved to the US

4) High school was a really fun experience

5) Fire is intriguing

6) I once saw a dude get thrown off a motorcycle in an accident and walk away without a scratch.

7) There’s this woman I know who is oh so patient and understanding with me

8) Once, at a bar i had to take care of my drunk friend who was vomitting all over the place in the mens bathroom

9) By noon I’m usually in class wishing to be asleep

10) Last night i was out with friends watching Mr. & Mrs. Smith

11) If I only had enough money

12) Next time I go to church i'll be working

13) The best thing about my last relationship was his intelligence

14) What worries me most dying or being alone in life

15) When I turn my head left i see my wall

16) When I turn my head right i see my coffee table and other couch

17) You know I'm lying when i let you know

18) What I miss most about the eighties nothing really

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be a jester

20) By this time next year i'd hope to graduate

21) I have a hard time understanding rude people

22) You know I like you if i like spending time with you

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be my mommy!

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro are names of individuals

25) Take my advice, never run into the street without looking both ways

26) My ideal breakfast is PANCAKES!

37) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you run the outta there

28) Why doesn't everyone take other peoples feelings into consideration

29) If you spend the night at my house you are a lucky individual

30) I’d stop my wedding if a huge bombs was dropped

31) The world could do without spiders, they are icky!

32) My favorite blonde is ... hmm not sure

33) If I do anything well, it’s get along with kids

44) And by the way i am not that SHORT

45) The last time I was drunk, never been drunk sorry

[samikeyp]

1) My uncle once: took me to see Star Wars (the original)

2) Never in my life: have I chased a tornado.

3) When I was five: I built a snowman.

4) High school was: a blast.

5) Fire is: cool.

6) I once saw: the Iceman at the Alamo.

7) There’s this woman I know who: runs a website.

8) Once, at a bar: I kicked the entire bar's ass in trivia.

9) By noon I’m usually: making reservations.

10) Last night: I watched the Spurs win.

11) If I only had: more money.

12) Next time I go to church: will be a while from now!

13) The best thing about my last relationship was: going to the beach.

14) What worries me most: my health.

15) When I turn my head left: I see my wife.

16) When I turn my head right: I see my fish.

17) You know I'm lying when: you never now!

18) What I miss most about the eighties: music.

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Henry V

20) By this time next year: who knows.

21) I have a hard time understanding: salary caps.

22) You know I like you if: I talk sports with you.

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my wife.

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: the most ecclectic golf foursome ever.

25) Take my advice, never: stuff 18 people in a 6 person condo.

26) My ideal breakfast is: French Toast

37) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to: the Missions.

28) Why doesn't everyone: relax.

29) If you spend the night at my house: you will feel welcome.

30) I’d stop my wedding: if my wife wanted to elope.

31) The world could do without: war.

32) My favorite blonde is: tie...S ey, Mandy and SpursWoman.

33) If I do anything well, it’s: trivia

44) And by the way: Go Spurs.

45) The last time I was drunk, I: was at my batchelor party.

[Summers]

1) My uncle once: played baseball at Alvin High with Nolan Ryan (all the other baseball mentions made me think of it).

2) Never in my life: have I been drunk (you bunch of lushes!)

3) When I was five: I was a barefoot East Texas redneck with a single mom who lived next door to my grandparents in the backwoods and I was very happy.

4) High school was: an exercise in over-achievement.

5) Fire is: too in' hot. I live in Texas.

6) I once saw: a squirrel eat a blue jay.

7) There’s this woman I know who: has 4 pet rats in her apartment... it gives me the creeps.

8) Once, at a bar: this really hot Marine walked up to me for no apparent reason and tongue-kissed me in the middle of the dance floor.

8) Once, at a bar: I walked into the ladies' room and found two men having sex in the stall.

8) Once, at a bar: I got to talk to Joey Fatone.

I couldn't decide which one I wanted to use. But I swear I've never been drunk.

9) By noon I’m usually: eating lunch with my little boy.

10) Last night: at the Spurs game, I screamed myself hoarse and pumped my arms into the air so hard and often that my throat and triceps hurt.

11) If I only had: a little more money, I wouldn't stress out so badly when I pay bills.

12) Next time I go to church: will probably be for my Granny's funeral.

13) The best thing about my last relationship was: it made me appreciate my current relationship.

14) What worries me most: Something hurting my baby.

15) When I turn my head left: I see a metal yellow street sign that my little brother stole for me (...??...) from a country club he worked at a couple years ago that's got a depiction of a man driving a golf cart.

16) When I turn my head right: I see my husband's useless degree from UT.

17) You know I'm lying when: I blush.

18) What I miss most about the eighties: my perfect porcelain skin.

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: It's been a while since I've read Shakespeare, but aren't all the women in Shakespearian writings neurotic, conniving, ambitious, or in some other way deeply flawed?

20) By this time next year: My husband will only have 1 more semester of grad school, and if we're lucky we'll have another baby on the way.

21) I have a hard time understanding: extremely prejudiced/intolerant people, violent people, people who aren't nice to their kids, and my Uncle Buster, the Cajun.

22) You know I like you if: I want to eat dinner with you.

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: It depends on what I win the award for.

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: all geniuses, but not terribly attractive.

25) Take my advice, never: rule out the epidural. You will probably change your mind.

26) My ideal breakfast is: the migas with cheese plate from Tamale House in Austin.

27) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to: the little two-story building that was the original school before it crumbles to the ground.

28) Why doesn't everyone: smile a little more often as they pass strangers in the street?

29) If you spend the night at my house: You'll have to sleep on the couch.

30) I’d stop my wedding: I can't imagine why.

31) The world could do without: civilian Hummers.

32) My favorite blonde is: My best friend's husband, because if he weren't such a good son, I wouldn't have lucked out and gotten his tickets to the Finals.

33) If I do anything well, it’s: cook and sing.

34) And by the way: Ain't none of y'all reading this because you don't have a clue who I am. If I had bigger balls I'd tell you to your "faces" you make it very intimidating for noobs to come in here and try to ask questions and share anecdotes.

35) The last time I was drunk, I: Oh, wait... I've never been drunk.

[E20]

Inagra, there isn't anything to do on the internet so might as well as read all of them.

[bigzak25]

1) My uncle once: was the bodyguard for Selena on the road.

2) Never in my life: will I jump out of a plane.

4) High school was: pretty ty.

11) If I only had: more discipline.

12) Next time I go to church: i would like to get there on time.

14) What worries me most: not living to the fullest.

17) You know I'm lying when: i preface with, 'i can't lie to you, [insert lie here]'

22) You know I like you if: i hang out with you.

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: Mom, Grandma, Wife, Jesus.

25) Take my advice, never: take food or beer out of my hand.

26) My ideal breakfast is: a good cup of coffee.

29) If you spend the night at my house: don't hog the blanket.

30) I’d stop my wedding: if JLH had something to say...

32) My favorite blonde is: the one that user should propose to after he mows the lawn.

33) If I do anything well, it’s: make a fool of myself.

45) The last time I was drunk, I: threw up outside LJ and Kori's house.

44) And by the way: thanks for reading all my bull , i'm touched.

[Jekka]

1) My uncle once: almost died in a drag racing accident.

2) Never in my life: have I been able to throw away books.

3) When I was five: I had an Alice in Wonderland birthday party.

4) High school was: four years of art and .

5) Fire is: fun for roasting marshmallows.

6) I once saw: a decrepitly old man walking down Madison Avenue in New York holding a portable phone.

7) There’s this woman I know who: broke the box spring.

8) Once, at a bar: I kissed a gay man.

9) By noon I’m usually: approaching lucidity.

10) Last night: I got in bed at 9.

11) If I only had: more patience.

12) Next time I go to church: I hope I'm drunk.

13) The best thing about my last relationship was: he liked the Cure a lot. That's pretty much covers it.

14) What worries me most: is losing those close to me. And my mother visiting.

15) When I turn my head left: there's a jar of jalapenos.

16) When I turn my head right: there's a computer monitor.

17) You know I'm lying when ... I don't think there are any tell-tale signs.

18) What I miss most about the eighties: four layers of socks and Keds to match them all.

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Macbeth ... or so the quiz says here

20) By this time next year: I'll be approaching my final semester of college - thank god.

21) I have a hard time understanding: metaphysics.

22) You know I like you if: I laugh at your jokes.

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: Depends on the award - probably my best friend or sister.

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: probably all like cheese more than Manny.

25) Take my advice, never: my books.

26) My ideal breakfast is: at night when I'm awake enough to enjoy it.

37) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to: the House of Pies.

28) Why doesn't everyone: vote.

29) If you spend the night at my house: you were probably drinking the night before.

30) I’d stop my wedding: given a really compelling reason.

31) The world could do without: Jerry Fallwell.

32) My favorite blonde is: my sister.

33) If I do anything well, it’s: .

44) And by the way: this is a sad way to kill time at work.

45) The last time I was drunk, I: watched Southpark before falling asleep.

[sa_butta]

1) My uncle once took me to a Tiger's game.

2) Never in my life have I bungee jumped.

3) When I was five I busted my lip and got stiches.

4) High school was fun as .

5) Fire is hot.

6) I once saw Malik Rose and Samaki Walker at the Taste of New Orleans.

7) There’s this woman I know who is gay.

8) Once, at a bar I puked before I got to the bathroom.

9) By noon I’m usually working.

10) Last night I cleaned my house.

11) If I only had 1 million dollars....

12) Next time I go to church the angels will come down and sing.

13) The best thing about my last relationship was sex.

14) What worries me most is my bills.

15) When I turn my head left I see my bosses office.

16) When I turn my head right I see my co-worker.

17) You know I'm lying when Im drunk.

18) What I miss most about the eighties is being a kid again.

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be Romeo.

20) By this time next year I will be in the same place.

21) I have a hard time understanding people.

22) You know I like you if I kiss you.

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be God.

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro are nobody to me.

25) Take my advice, never cross the street without looking both ways.

26) My ideal breakfast is french toast and scrambled eggs.

37) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to a Spurs game.

28) Why doesn't everyone go for the Spurs.

29) If you spend the night at my house, bring beer.

30) I’d stop my wedding if my wife didnt show up.

31) The world could do without the Lakers.

32) My favorite blonde is none.

33) If I do anything well, it’s play basketball.

44) And by the way Im not gay.

45) The last time I was drunk, I was at my brother in laws house.:

[baseline bum]

1) My uncle once killed someone.
2) Never in my life have I jumped out of a plane... but I want to do it badly.
3) When I was five I saw my first Spurs game.
4) High school was evacuated one time when my friend put mace in the ventilation system.
5) Fire is an underrated weapon.
6) I once saw a girl get gangbanged by 10 of my friends at a party and ask for more (I wasn't too interested in becoming 11 though).
7) There’s this woman I know that me and one of my friends banged about 30 minutes apart.
8) Once, at a bar I got a chick to blow me in the bathroom.
9) By noon I’m usually awake.
10) Last night I was hacking GNOME and thinking how much I hate C compared to C++.
11) If I only had $1 million and a plane ticket to Rio.
12) Next time I go to church it's going to be a very long confessional.
13) The best thing about my last relationship was the sex.
14) What worries me most is Microsoft controlling information.
15) When I turn my head left I see a wall.
16) When I turn my head right I see lots of fog outside.
17) You know I'm lying when I'm telling the truth.
18) What I miss most about the eighties is having the USSR as the bad guys in all the movies.
19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be dead hundreds of years ago.
20) By this time next year the Spurs will be playing for the repeat.
21) I have a hard time understanding girls who don't give head.
22) You know I like you if I have wood.
23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be whoever was giving me the reward, or nobody if I didn't get something cool out of it.
24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro are all UNIX-based operating systems, except for the last three.
25) Take my advice, never chug a bottle of tequila on a bet.
26) My ideal breakfast is lunch.
27) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you have good air-conditioning.
28) Why doesn't everyone go themselves?
29) If you spend the night at my house you better be female and give good head.
30) I’d stop my wedding if I found a better chick.
31) The world could do without Laker fans, blockers, and Laker fans.
32) My favorite blonde is Shakira.
33) If I do anything well, it’s math and eating dinner downtown.
44) And by the way girls, I have a strong tongue.
45) The last time I was drunk, I saw the Spurs go up 3-0 on the Suns.

[gay abc]

1) My uncle once told me to stop being a sissy

2) Never in my life had pussy

3) When I was five i lit a roman candle off in our trailer house

4) High school was very boring

5) Fire is dangerous (see #3 above)

6) I once saw dennis rodman at the wild club bar in san antonio

7) There’s this woman I work with who is eight months and doesn't look it

8) Once, at a bar (bonham exchange) i saw tina turner - or i think it was her

9) By noon I’m usually ready for it to be 5 o'clock

10) Last night i did nothing

11) If I only had a bazillion dollars

12) Next time I go to church (next time?)

13) The best thing about my last relationship was it was short

14) What worries me most is when my mother passes on

15) When I turn my head left i see all the fat es i work with

16) When I turn my head right i see a picture of my partner and dog

17) You know I'm lying when (not sure)

18) What I miss most about the eighties - the music

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be a gay romeo

20) By this time next year i'll be living in maryland with my partner

21) I have a hard time understanding men

22) You know I like you if i make you laugh

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be my mother

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: huh?

25) Take my advice, never NOT shop at IKEA

26) My ideal breakfast is pancakes & sausage

37) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to the beach

28) Why doesn't everyone follow the rules of driving

29) If you spend the night at my house - sleep with one eye open

30) I’d stop my wedding:

31) The world could do without people abusing the system

32) My favorite blonde is marilyn monroe

33) If I do anything well, it’s shop, gardening and decorating

44) And by the way i'm GAY

45) The last time I was drunk, I don't remember

[Ballcox]

1) My uncle once: Don't have an Uncle!

2) Never in my life: Have I been in a threesome, and now I'm married, anyone got a convincing argument for the wife?

3) When I was five: I loved climbing trees

4) High school was: Way, way too much fun

5) Fire is: dangerous

6) I once saw: Troy Aikman out jogging when the Cowboys camped in Austin, waved to him from my car

7) There’s this woman I know who: is obsessed with her feet

8) Once, at a bar: In Mexico, I lead the entire bar in a rendition of the Eyes Of Texas, it was beautiful!

9) By noon I’m usually: working

10) Last night: I watched Texas beat Ol' Miss to advance to their 4th straight college world series!

11) If I only had: Listened to my parents more growing up

12) Next time I go to church: will be the first time

13) The best thing about my last relationship was: I got out of it before we got married, that was a close one!

14) What worries me most: families not staying together, parents being selfish instead of selfless when it comes to raising kids

15) When I turn my head left: I see my degree

16) When I turn my head right: I see a book shelf

17) You know I'm lying when: I rub my nose or scratch the back of my neck

18) What I miss most about the eighties: skipping school to go out to Lake Travis and jump off the cliffs

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Hamlet

20) By this time next year: I'll have more of my house paid off, thank God!

21) I have a hard time understanding: people who drive slow in the left lane

22) You know I like you if: I ask you to come play golf

23) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my mom

24) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: innovators

25) Take my advice, never: go against your gut instinct

26) My ideal breakfast is: Huevos Rancheros from the Tamale House in Austin!

27) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you go to: Darryl K. Royal Memorial Stadium for Horns gameday, best sports atmosphere ever

28) Why doesn't everyone: try to help each other out a little more?

29) If you spend the night at my house: You'll be up early as , my twins are usually up by 6am

30) I’d stop my wedding: too late

31) The world could do without: Laker fans

32) My favorite blonde is: Jenny McCarthy

33) If I do anything well, it’s: Doing my best as a husband and a father

34) And by the way: The Lakers still suck!

35) The last time I was drunk, I: drank everyone else under the table, it helps when you're 6'7 280lbs.!

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