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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and b...eautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"

    The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:

    "Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.
    They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.
    They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.

    Mermaids do not exist.

    But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?
    They would have no sex life and could not bear children.
    Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.
    And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?

    Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale.

    At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.

    We women, we gain weight because we ac ulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
    We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.
    Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

    (The girl on the picture is French model Tara Lynn)

    All of my rage at women who believe this

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    $200 cash 4>0rings's Avatar
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    Looks like Kool's gf.

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    Coulrophobia is Beautiful JayTheClown's Avatar
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    I actaully agree with you

    That being said, I think this Tara Lynn is a pretty girl. I'd smash

    Last edited by JayTheClown; 10-05-2011 at 08:35 PM.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    its stupid to think that just cause a model is fat makes it okay for women to be fat. Her aesthetics take away from the fatness that's it, there's no secret and regular women still need to do crunches.

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    I'd hit...just like she is.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    I'd hit that too.

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    Coulrophobia is Beautiful JayTheClown's Avatar
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    I'd hit...just like she is.
    I'd probably would to. Even with the belly fat.

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    All of my rage at women who believe this
    An unidentified woman you'll never meet or otherwise interact with in any way apparently feels good about herself.

    Oh, heavens.

    I totally understand why you're so pissed off.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    An unidentified woman you'll never meet or otherwise interact with in any way apparently feels good about herself.

    Oh, heavens.

    I totally understand why you're so pissed off.
    An identified woman offsets the "media's" definition of beauty by using a model. Which is a bull cop out. Cause the media made her a model to begin with.

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    Trainwreck and Funt were made for each other. If they had to deal with each other in real life I think there'd be some sexual tension beneath all the hatred.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Trainwreck and Funt were made for each other. If they had to deal with each other in real life I think there'd be some sexual tension beneath all the hatred.
    I make it a point to not reply to CF except in the threads i create. He and/or she is the reason this forum has gone to

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    Trainwreck and Funt were made for each other. If they had to deal with each other in real life I think there'd be some sexual tension beneath all the hatred.
    I don't hate Trainwreck.

    I make it a point to not reply to CF except in the threads i create. He and/or she is the reason this forum has gone to
    I don't think I've ever been an important enough part of Spurstalk or The Club to have either improved or destroyed it.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    its all about ratio less posts per day by greatness such as myself means a greater percentage of your posts per day are valued greater.

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    Long, Dark Blues redzero's Avatar
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    I make it a point to not reply to CF except in the threads i create. He and/or she is the reason this forum has gone to
    Sooooooooo tsundere.

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    Trainwreck and Funt were made for each other. If they had to deal with each other in real life I think there'd be some sexual tension beneath all the hatred.
    Also, Moriarty > Jimmy the Greek.

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    Also, Moriarty > Jimmy the Greek.
    True, but 'tis the season (football).

    I'm impressed that you picked up on that pic though...I thought nobody else here watched Sherlock.

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    It was good until it got to this:

    we gain weight because we ac ulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.

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    It was good until it got to this:
    we gain weight because we ac ulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.

    Yeah, clearly that's false, or 50% false. There is no great ac ulation of knowledge, but there certainly isn't enough space in their heads.

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    the girl in the pic is definitely doable, but she's a major exception. If it weren't for her pretty face it would be harder to see her body as "thick" rather than just "fat". And vice versa, if a chick had a somewhat ugly face but a skinnier body it would probably make up for it

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    An unidentified woman you'll never meet or otherwise interact with in any way apparently feels good about herself.

    Oh, heavens.

    I totally understand why you're so pissed off.
    looks like someone's a fatty

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