This is why you don't hand the keys to your Rolls Royce

[ChrisRichards]

to your kid



Fire 11 time NBA Championship Coach Phil Jackson: Check

Hire monumental choker and panic king Mike Brown: Check

Cause disruption and uneasiness among your players in training camp: Check

Trade your 6th Man player of the year for a fart: Check

Btw, make sure he's traded to the same team that swept you last year: Double Check

All these mess created and they didnt even land CP3: Check

Create excitement in Laker land because Bynum looks good in "practice": Check

Gasol emotionally scarred and will basically play worst than last year: Check


Kobe will start throwing his teammates under the bus this offseason: Check

Buss Jr as a result Amnesties Kobe and his $30 mil/yr contract

[Giuseppe]

to your kid



Fire 11 time NBA Championship Coach Phil Jackson: Check

Hire monumental choker and panic king Mike Brown: Check

Cause disruption and uneasiness among your players in training camp: Check

Trade your 6th Man player of the year for a fart: Check

Btw, make sure he's traded to the same team that swept you last year: Double Check

All these mess created and they didnt even land CP3: Check

Create excitement in Laker land because Bynum looks good in "practice": Check

Gasol emotionally scarred and will basically play worst than last year: Check


Kobe will start throwing his teammates under the bus this offseason: Check

Buss Jr as a result Amnesties Kobe and his $30 mil/yr contract

Boiled down though it's still 3 Back-to-Backs since the century turned.

Nobody done better.

[DMC]

quality troll if it comes to fruition.

You already hooked one ^

[ChrisRichards]

quality troll if it comes to fruition.

You already hooked one ^

Tee, hee.

Will bump thread in August.

[Giuseppe]

Tee, hee.

Will bump thread in August.

Those 3 Back-to-Backs since the century turned will still be there.

They're for the ages.

[Spurs9]

Those 3 Back-to-Backs since the century turned will still be there.

They're for the ages.

Your gonna have to keep mentioning those to remind yourself how horrible the Lakers will be this season.

[NRHector]

Your gonna have to keep mentioning those to remind yourself how horrible the Lakers will be this season.

just to make himself feel better

[DMC]

Your gonna have to keep mentioning those to remind yourself how horrible the Lakers will be this season.

Remember that one time? Yeah... back then was the good old days.

[Giuseppe]

Your gonna have to keep mentioning those to remind yourself how horrible the Lakers will be this season.

I'll also keep mentioning:::

Kobe: 5

tired old bag Duncan: 4

tee, hee.

[NRHector]

I'll also keep mentioning:::

Kobe: 5

tired old bag Duncan: 4

tee, hee.

Culby already started with the healing process

[Giuseppe]

Culby already started with the healing process

5-4 cuts a lot of misery.

[DMC]

5-4 cuts a lot of misery.

You're going to need a bigger knife after this year.

[Giuseppe]

You're going to need a bigger knife after this year.

I'll have 5-4. I'll grab my jack out of the trunk, climb inside the wire, up against the wall and take you humps one at-a-time as you come thru.

[NRHector]

I'll have 5-4. I'll grab my jack out of the trunk, climb inside the wire, up against the wall and take you humps one at-a-time as you come thru.

any predictions about your Suns?

[DMC]

I'll have 5-4. I'll grab my jack out of the trunk, climb inside the wire, up against the wall and take you humps one at-a-time as you come thru.

They don't make ammo any more for 5-4 once Duncan retires. Your jack is jacked.

You better find refuge with the wigger crew.

[Giuseppe]

They don't make ammo any more for 5-4 once Duncan retires. Your jack is jacked.

You better find refuge with the wigger crew.

Uh, uh. 5-4 is for all time.

You ain't walkin' away from that. I'll dog you to the grave with it.

& I don't do crews.

It's my religion.

[DMC]

Uh, uh. 5-4 is for all time.

You ain't walkin' away from that. I'll dog you to the grave with it.

& I don't do crews.

It's my religion.

You're a crew member, you've shown your loyalty.

[Giuseppe]

you've shown your loyalty.

It's my religion.

[pass1st]

I smell Phoenix Lakers

[Giuseppe]

I smell Phoenix Lakers

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[NRHector]

I smell Phoenix Lakers

[Giuseppe]

no soy un pededor

Fresh Fish! Fresh Fish! Fresh Fish! Fresh Fish! Fresh Fish! Fresh Fish!

C'mon, come get some. I'll put you bed with your mother faster than a rabbit gets ed.

[pass1st]

You been watching the Shawshank Redemption, Curly?

[NRHector]

Fresh Fish! Fresh Fish! Fresh Fish! Fresh Fish! Fresh Fish! Fresh Fish!

C'mon, come get some. I'll put you bed with your mother faster than a rabbit gets ed.

you haven't done anything to anybody with all the that you post what makes you think is going to be any different, people respond to you becuase you are nothing but a clown to laugh at

[Giuseppe]

You been watching the Shawshank Redemption, Curly?

No. It's Abraham's line in "Scarface" when he forewarns "Montana" not to lose the buy money.