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I can't stand that ugly ass mother er
Russell Brand told The Sun earlier this week all sorts of romantic things about his new life with Katy Perry — like how he misses having sex 20 times a week with random chicks and how this “lifetime” vow thing sounds really hard. Oops, did I say “romantic”? I meant the exact opposite:
“I can’t believe I used to have sex 20 times a week, especially now I’m married. But now I’m a bloody good gardener … It’s difficult getting used to one person and being in the same house every day.
can't believe I used to have sex 20 times a week, especially now I'm married. But now I'm a bloody good gardener ... It's difficult getting used to one person and being in the same house every day.
"I take [marriage] one step at a time - like with drugs, like with alcohol. Don't look at things as in 'rest of life'. Of course marriage is for life and that's what I wanted but anything for the rest of life can be daunting."
"My peak was probably five a day. It was a bit much. I was always respectful though. I don't think she knew the extremes of it because I wasn't famous in America."
I can't stand that ugly ass mother er
I can't stand his new anime movie they are pushing on the public about a that goty rabbit.
WTF did he think was going to happen when he got married? This is why you DON'T get married till your old if you are famous and rich.
This. He's a ing , and he's not funny at all.
I just want to see a nude pic of Katy Perry already.
Just looking at him, seeing stuff on the net about him, I didn't care for him. That feeling changed after I saw Forgetting Sara Marshall. I thought he was hilarious but I tend to like most of the English and their humor. Oh and who knows how long they'll last. Their in the biz. I wouldn't bet on anything long term. He's a lucky sonofa though, for now. I saw some story about her last week and the commotion she caused wearing this purple dress.........ywza
same hear, except this guy. Have you seen his standup on Comedy Central? It wasJust looking at him, seeing stuff on the net about him, I didn't care for him. That feeling changed after I saw Forgetting Sara Marshall. I thought he was hilarious but I tend to like most of the English and their humor. Oh and who knows how long they'll last. Their in the biz. I wouldn't bet on anything long term. He's a lucky sonofa though, for now. I saw some story about her last week and the commotion she caused wearing this purple dress.........y
I don't think she's the hottest chick, but she's not as ugly as all that.
Nope. I'll check it out.
I like Brand, he's a funny and respectful dude when he interacts with fans and what not. Sure, he's outrageous and probably did at least half a dozen women every week...but we'd all need some time to adjust to ONLY ing Katy Perry for the rest of our lives. I mean, the girl that sings all those suggestive songs, actually doing that to you...must be a mind trip.
yeah but so is everyone else's outside of bill burr, dave chappelle, matt fulchiron, and like 1 or 2 others.
the mainstream comedians who blow balls like ansari, oswald, mencia, cook, etc... i mean, , i used to like tosh until his last standup where he regurgitated the same bs.
for the good standups I'd also include Jim Norton, Nick Dipaolo, Demetri Martin, and Nick Swardson; and also Tosh before his last one in which he gave up on trying to be funny and just wanted to insult
I'm just pissed off at him trying to portray Dudley Moore on the remake of Arthur!!!That's a classic!
I give their marriage 2 yrs.
Why the do you care? Do you think Katy Perry will go for you if she becomes single again?
yes
yI saw some story about her last week and the commotion she caused wearing this purple dress.........y
same hear? rofl
Ill give it 3 years at the most!
As long as her sweet s don't start to fade. Then he'll dump her and go onto the next one.
For the record, I have nothing against Brand. I find his style of humor funny, and thought he was genius in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and pretty funny in Get Him To The Greek.
I think he's going to completely bomb in Arthur though.
muh in' this
He's the guy that gets to play with some of the nicest naturals in the music business
why has this thread lasted this long without a picture of katy perry
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