question for club

[BUMP]

This is a hidden secret but sometimes i am too lazy to sit on the toilet so i in the shower and squish it down the drain with my toes, anyone else do this ? disgusting i know

[silverblk mystix]

craigslist rants and raves rehashed material....

[BlackSwordsMan]

I in the toilet and use my fingers to wipe my asshole in the shower and then use toilet paper after my shower to make sure I've gotten all the fecal matter.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Do I need to wash my hands if I just took a bath?

[thispego]

I have the same problem, I just had a colostomy bag installed, but it's a to clean so it kinda defeats the purpose

[mavs>spurs]

^why not just remove the undeveloped fetal remnant of your tiny penis and get a pee bag too bro?

[4>0rings]

Sitting on the toilet is work?

[DeadlyDynasty]

^

[4>0rings]

Work = force x distance

DeJuan Blair sits down with a force of 3,400 N and squats backwards 1.5 meters to sit down.

Work = 5,100 Joules =/= 0

The Joules of walking into the shower and shoving down the drain?

[BUMP]

i have worked on my flexibility to the point where i can just use my tongue

hmm i wasn't expecting that response

honestly i thought it was going to be hemann instead