can't get any girls

[BUMP]

is anybody else have same problem as me?

i met girl at party last night. she started rubbing on my [thing] and i said let's talk first. i began our conversation explaining to her how the big bang theory was actually not a sudden explosion but a continuous expansion. she interrupted me and said we should jjust be friends and then walked away to dance with some other guy.

why does this always happen to me? if she said we should be friends whyd id she walk away?

help guys plz respond

[jeebus]

ask gui ude27 for help imho

[baseline bum]

Did you tell her about the cosmic background radiation?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Tbh you should have shown the girl your sig


If that didn't work then you shoulda used agloco's sig

[baseline bum]

BUMP's sig wouldn't do any good, as it's an hour and a half about what a vector space is. That is like first day of linear algebra; ain't no gonna be impressed by that tbh. If he'd start with modules over a ring instead of lower-division crap like vector spaces it might work better.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

agreed

He's not a "radioactive SOB" like agloco, the most scientific person on Spurstalk!

[BUMP]

tbh one of my favorite pickup lines is this. I google "pi" and find the longest version i can copy and paste. then i write it down BUT i change one number in it.

For example, below is the copy and pasted version but i changed the 36th number from a 9 to 1.

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470138446095505822317253594081 28481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381 94428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909 14564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127 77245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643 6789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160

So then i whip out my calculator and "pretend" to recalculate it and tell her i had an error. Then I put the correct version below.

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 28481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381 96442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190 91456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412 73724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364 36789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160

at this point the girl is usually in the corner with her friends laughing at me but i just think i've had bad luck.

[jeebus]

BUMP

[baseline bum]

My complex analysis TA once told me anything less than 5 digits or more than 20 is a waste. Maybe her insight describes your bad luck?

[Leetonidas]

I don't understand the Agloco hate, what did he do to warrant this? I seriously doubt he even reads the NBA forum

[pass1st]

Do you have a PHD? That's literally a pussy magnet

[baseline bum]

If you really want to get in them panties, start ranting about how ty Dummit & Foote is and how you only read Artin and Lang.

[pass1st]

Not if you're extremely thin or fat, glasses and have a re ed haircut and gay-sounding dorky voice and all you do is talk about dorky

A PHD will still bag es, write them a physics poem and they melt like gallium on your hands.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I don't understand the Agloco hate, what did he do to warrant this? I seriously doubt he even reads the NBA forum

I find him, his love for fat hispanic women, and his need to brag about being a scientist annoying. I know plenty of people in real life who are science or engineering majors and love to constantly flaunt it. They're also annoying.

[Leetonidas]

tbh i actually like Agloco

I seriously wasn't mocking him with this schtick

imo he's just trying to help us understand beta decay, very complex details tbh

[baseline bum]

I find him, his love for fat hispanic women, and his need to brag about being a scientist annoying. I know plenty of people in real life who are science or engineering majors and love to constantly flaunt it. They're also annoying.

That is hot tbh. You got an asian fetish for flatchested women?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

That last girl he had in his sig was straight up fat.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Plus he believes in the Iranian boogeyman.

[Leetonidas]

The girl with the wings on her back? I'd hit it........

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Being able doesn't make her sig worthy

[Muser]

The girl with the wings on her back? I'd hit it........

[Muser]

You wouldn't?

= agreeing with Leetonidas that i'd also hit that.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Post your idea of the perfect female partner.

I don't really care to. googling a chick and putting her in my sig isn't something i view as badass like other posters on this site.

[Fergie The Florists]

I don't really care to. googling a chick and putting her in my sig isn't something i view as badass like other posters on this site.

virgin

[WeNeedLength]

I don't really care to. googling a chick and putting her in my sig isn't something i view as badass like other posters on this site.

You'de rather have Giuseppe quotes instead? I'm not so sure that makes you badass tbh...

On the other hand, my sig chick is bangin' and you're just hatin'.