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How do you keep track of how many blacks you've lynched though?
I didn't even know what he was talking about at first...
I don't think he gets out of the city much...
I just cut em off and throw em up there...helps me keep track of how many I have killed this year.
How do you keep track of how many blacks you've lynched though?
Gfy
Do you cut off the rattle and let them live?
naa...I carry a piece of rusty angle iron in the back of my truck. Whack em on the head and then cut their rattles off.
What have they ever done to you?
pfftWhat have they ever done to you?
I only kill poisonous snakes. I hate rattlers. I've been really lucky. Hit twice by big ones but they didn't get a fang in me. Had a six footer hit me on the ankle/jeans cuff but didn't go through the boot top. Stayed stuck to my jeans as I went airborne and standing broad jumped about 10 feet. When he fell off I stepped on his head and cut his head off with my pocket knife. That was exciting. He left a big grapefruit sized venom wet spot on my jeans.
one day one of those rattlers is gonna be waiting for u in ur car and get u on the jugular
Might.one day one of those rattlers is gonna be waiting for u in ur car and get u on the jugular
I've been nose to nose with a couple.
I walked up to a leaning hollow tree one time and stood on my tiptoes and looked inside and there was a 5 footer coiled right about 6" from my nose.
Another time I was climbing a mountain in West Texas near Big Bend and pulled my self up over a rock ledge "chin up style" and a little mad bas started rattling like 18" in front of my face. I let him have the ledge. That hurt.
But, cosmic, the blacks?
What? No snake stew recipe?
Well, the big ones are pretty damn good fried (cut cross grain into steaks between the ribs...they taste kind of like frog legs) but they are a pain in the ass to skin. I've done it several times. They keep having nervous twitches for almost 24 hours after you kill them. ers will be dead with their heads cut off and you stick the knife in them and they coil up and contract...takes two strong guys to skin a big one. And then there's the smell. Big rattlesnake funk smell is almost impossible to wash off. I finally decided it wasn't worth the trouble.
If you want to fry them use 1/2 and 1/2 corn meal and flour. Dip the steaks in scrambled egg with enough tobasco to make it dark pink, then into the dry mix. Fry in hot oil and enjoy.
If they're Mavs fans, they generally commit suicide around this time of the year anyhow. No need to kill them.
It's actually a 2002 with 209,000 miles on it.
I am looking at new ones though.
New trucks are stupid expensive. Freaking semi loaded double cab 2500HD 4X4 is freaking 50K.
Damn
Did they have pretty feet???
pretty dangerous tbh, when you cut off a rattlers' rattle it can regenerate the body and head of the snake.
LOL bull
true, brahs. you prolly thought you had more like 9 or 10 rattles in there, didnt you cc? where'd the missing ones go?
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