Ok, this is a question that has haunted me for a while. I just got reminded of it a few minutes ago. Why is it that almost 100% of the time, people seem to have explosive s in a public restroom. I can't even recall a time someone hasn't entered a stall while I'm doing my thing and not sounded like he just blew his ass out. For one, why not attempt to make it discreet? Two, wtf are people eating that they have such ed up digestive systems...
Am I just unlucky, or does everyone but me have terrible diarrhea every day?
It's pretty simple. No one uses the public toilet for poops UNLESS it's an emergency. So, explosive poops and nasty diarrhea are going to be the high percentage plays. Most people won't use the public toilet for poops they can hold til they get home. Not to mention that no one really cares if they are clean or not.
I think the problem is most people only use public restrooms when they REALLY have to go, I mean REALLY have to. Otherwise, they'll wait and go when they get home. Hence, most people ting in public restrooms are there because they couldn't hold it anymore.
That's just my guess
beat me to it
This. The ed up thing is there's all over the seat too--how does that happen?...are people having the squirts so bad that it's actually propelling their ass off the seat?
This is never worse than at Movie theater bathrooms, imo. Not only are the toilets clogged and covered in , but a movie theater bathroom floor is the slipperiest (word?) surface in the world b/c it's caked in piss.
More public bathrooms need toilets that automatically flush, since people are allergic to flushing the toilet for some reason.
As to this, my guess is that it's little kids. When they gotta go, they gotta go. If they are with a parent, the parent knows how nasty the seats are and will hold the kid up so they have minimal contact with the seat. So the just blasts all over the place. This is my theory.
Pretty good points...
I get to work around 7am every morning...I'm pretty regular and have to go around 8. Never fails though, I enter and I'm the only one, peacefully sit down, bust out the phone to read some news...no sooner as I get settled in comes someone else, sits in the stall next to me, obv rushed, and starts vomiting from their ass almost before they can sit down...wtf...it's almost a daily occurrence.
Someone at your work likes them some coffee and bran muffins.
I guess your co-workers are pretty regular and also have to go around 8.
btw, unless it's an emergency I don't in the mornings. Never been a fan.
You should start pooping a little bit on each seat before anyone else gets in there.
i only use public RR unless it is an emergency. ie. it is peeking out, but i am a flusher. i will easily flush 3 times after the explosion. but i also dont miss the toliet, so my guess is people have loose ass holes.
Even the ladies have to deal with it.
This is usually why I go behind buildings or in the bushes to do my business. I don't have to hear or smell you ting next to me.
sayeth Farticus
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