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...and said "I’d like a beer, please."
After the bartender gave him one, he said "How much will that be?"
"For you?" said the bartender "No charge."
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a photon checks into a hotel the guy at the desk asks if he needs help with his luggage
the photon replies
"no thanks i'm travelling light
Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" To which the first replies, "I'm positive."
You can talk to Martians, talk to The Planet of the Apes, tell the apes to gather some gas in a jar, and say ‘Hey apes! When PV=0 then T=-273!'
sin(x), cos(x), and e^(x) go to party. sin(x) and cos(x) are having a great time but they notice that e^(x) is sitting in a corner by himself so they go up to him and ask 'whats wrong, why dont you integrate like us?', to which e^(x) replies 'it wouldnt make a difference.'
Pete & Repeat went down to the Red River. Pete fell in, dumb that he is. ? What the is left?
there's 10 kinds of people in this world, those that know binary and those that don't
i actually chuckled, smh.
Q: Why did the topologist's marriage fail?
A: Because he thought that arbitrary unions were open.
How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado's number.
A student asks his stats teacher if he know any statistics jokes
the teacher replied "probably"
det schrodinger goods
So this woman was frying up some mackerel patties in the kitchen and her husband was in the living room cursing at the television. Later, the husband makes his way into the kitchen and beats her unconscious. Isn't that right Dale?
How do you kill 50 flies?
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.
Students nowadays are so clueless, the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero."
What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?
The park bench can support a family of 4.
How did this thread turn from math/science jokes into racist jokes?
this is a joke thread for smart people
Why do black people stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
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