I have a fish tank, none of the fish want anything to do with that little frog I have in there. Poor little guy. He gets anywhere around them they split. Then there's the birds, ever see a mockingbird hanging out with sparrows? Blue Jays mingling with black birds? What cat can run with a cheetah? If we had an animals Olympics cheetahs would own all the lanes in the 100m.
Hmmm? If you do click on this you will be stuck, the tune with stick in your head for days. I warned you.
Speaking of songs...
I was at a bar on Wikiki called The Red Noodle back in my navy days. Me and some buddies were downing Singapore Slings like there was no tomorrow when the band started playing....
Talk about the perfect song for the occasion. A few weeks later I heard the song on the radio, I thought.."well I'll be damn they recorded it"....
Last edited by Avante; 07-15-2012 at 04:56 AM.
Avante, what you've just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
lol this dude is tha
You really do need to know when somebody is shuckin' n' jivin'. I bet you frown when jerking off, don't ya? Dude, you might go around bah humbugging everything, I don't. Why so ing serious about eveything?
"redzero"
the cat was so uptight
why we never knew
all he ever did
was whimper and moan
boo hoo hoo
he was never happy
frowned all the time
he had this high pitched voice
a constant whine
he finally did have sex
he was 35
the boys name
was Rex
still wasn't happy
never could grin
now he posts on messagboards
him and his weak chin
poor little fella
so lonely and blue
there he sits
with that constant
boo hoo hoo
Heeheehee
Seriously, be cool man just a silly messageboard, ok?
Last edited by Avante; 07-15-2012 at 09:57 AM.
His ty threads rival yours.
I can't wait until the EC pinks this mothe er so him and you other user name can be best of buds, Thistaco.
Last edited by Avante; 07-15-2012 at 08:53 AM.
Son, you are legitimately crazy.... seek help, B....
Until you start talking about your imaginary record collection, tbh.... and apparently you can't afford to pay your bets...
Tell me how much the bet was for and I will pay it, how much was it?
Funny you'd mention my music collection (only a couple hundred records, thousands of tapes and CD's) I just added...
CD's
Rod Stewarts Greatest Hits
Crossing Muddy Waters..John Hiatt
Heart Shaped World...Chris Isaak
To The Sea...Jack Johnson
Days Gone By...James House
A whole box of tapes. Too many to list.
...yesterday yard sailing.
I have tons and tons of music, started collecting around 62-ish. Keep in mind I'm a big junk store/thrift shop/yard sale junkie. I'm dead serious, at least 6000 tapes/CD's/records.
Music freak with 50 years to collect music, what do you think is going to happen, yep a load of music.
No matter what I say I must be lying ...right? I'm an artist am I lying?
Last edited by Avante; 07-15-2012 at 10:07 AM.
Didn't they already merge your ty threads SBM? Quit making new ones.
Aren't you the midget who beats off to Lady Gaga records?
That's between you and DMC, tbh.....
Funny you'd mention my music collection (only a couple hundred records, thousands of tapes and CD's) I just added...
CD's
Rod Stewarts Greatest Hits
Crossing Muddy Waters..John Hiatt
Heart Shaped World...Chris Isaak
To The Sea...Jack Johnson
Days Gone By...James House
A whole box of tapes. Too many to list.
...yesterday yard sailing.
I have tons and tons of music, started collecting around 62-ish. Keep in mind I'm a big junk store/thrift shop/yard sale junkie. I'm dead serious, at least 6000 tapes/CD's/records.
Music freak with 50 years to collect music, what do you think is going to happen, yep a load of music.
No matter what I say I must be lying ...right? I'm an artist am I lying?iTunes historian
Well if it's between DMC and myself then why are you so ing worried about it? Now tell me moron how much was the bet for? Yep, you haven't a clueThat's between you and DMC, tbh.....
I mix and match, I like CD's.
Just last night...
Jack Johnson
Dave Broza
Cliff Eberhardt
Chris Isaak
Paul Weller
Sauid Cleaves
Ryan Adams
Amos Lee
Mac Gayden
The Jayhawks
Ray Lamontagne
Leonard Cohen
Mark Knopfler
Ben Harper
Perfect fit!
Tons and tons and tons of music, truckloads.
Last edited by Avante; 07-15-2012 at 10:23 AM.
You really do need to know when somebody is shuckin' n' jivin'. I bet you frown when jerking off, don't ya? Dude, you might go around bah humbugging everything, I don't. Why so ing serious about eveything?
"redzero"
the cat was so uptight
why we never knew
all he ever did
was whimper and moan
boo hoo hoo
he was never happy
frowned all the time
he had this high pitched voice
a constant whine
he finally did have sex
he was 35
the boys name
was Rex
still wasn't happy
never could grin
now he posts on messagboards
him and his weak chin
poor little fella
so lonely and blue
there he sits
with that constant
boo hoo hoo
Heeheehee
Seriously, be cool man just a silly messageboard, ok?
/thread
Avante properly ting on idiots...
There were no iTunes whenI stated gathering the music
My Gran Prix as a cassette player in it as does my truck. So the thing is to record from CD to tape. Buy tapes.
Before I retired I was driving 60 miles a day. I did that for 33 years. My other vehicles had tape players in them. So I needed a ton of stuff to listen to, the radio.
Then there are those you have to kick in the head and scream....JUST ING AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You really do need to know when somebody is shuckin' n' jivin'. I bet you frown when jerking off, don't ya? Dude, you might go around bah humbugging everything, I don't. Why so ing serious about eveything?
"redzero"
the cat was so uptight
why we never knew
all he ever did
was whimper and moan
boo hoo hoo
he was never happy
frowned all the time
he had this high pitched voice
a constant whine
he finally did have sex
he was 35
the boys name
was Rex
still wasn't happy
never could grin
now he posts on messagboards
him and his weak chin
poor little fella
so lonely and blue
there he sits
with that constant
boo hoo hoo
Heeheehee
Seriously, be cool man just a silly messageboard, ok?
I guess I might have been a rough on the boy but damn all the guy does is complain, whimper, wahwahwah, all the ing time. There I am talking about how my fish can't stand that frog and he thinks I'm serious??????????????????????????????????????????? Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't own a fish tank. That wasn't obvious bullsit???
I quoted a comedy by Adam Sandler. Why did you assume that I was completely serious?
Tap-dancing like ten mother ers now, shoes smoking...
gtfo loser.
How am I tap dancing? Again, I quoted an Adam Sandler movie, so how does that make me completely serious?
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