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You have?
Because once you tell them they're not welcome or that you are not interested in their religion they list your house as a "Do not visit."
I know this because my brother is a Jehovah's Witness himself.
Talked to them once after coming to my door now they won't leave me alone. I always say go away they keep trying, how do I get them to piss off
You have?
Because once you tell them they're not welcome or that you are not interested in their religion they list your house as a "Do not visit."
I know this because my brother is a Jehovah's Witness himself.
I unknowingly opened the door to a couple of these whackjobs one time. They looked at me and before they could even start their spiel, their eyes got big, they backed off, and scurried away.
I was dumbfounded as to what happened until I realized I was wearing a Marylin Manson T-shirt (think it was 96' or so) that said "American by birth, Anti-Christ by choice"
I even told them I'm Jewish just because I know that'd cause conflict, then said I hated religion and they keep trying. I think they are just delusional
Tell them you used to be Catholic but left when they decided they had to crack down on the pedophile priests.
knock knock
opening the door (always two of them)
JW...good morning...blahhh
Me...come on in, care for a drink?
JW..no thanks.
jw2...no thank you.
Me..go ahead have a seat.
JW..thank you.
Me...so if the bad guys landed right this minute with machine guns a blazin' you guys aren't going to help me defend my home and family?
JW...we do not bare arms.
Me...so if your child is in a car wreck and the only thing that can save them is a blood transfusion you let them die?
JW...we do not allow that.
JW2...I would allow it.
Me...really?
JW2...yes, I love my God but family is family.
JW...
Me...So what is it you wanted to tell me. I'll tell you right now God or no God, Jehovah or no Jehovah I'm mowing down any ers who attack me, my family or my country. I'm also doing what it takes to save a childs life.
Do you guys celebrate Christmas?
JW...well no not really
JW2...we do, but it's more about trees, gifts, a dayoff. For the kids.
JW..
Me...no Christmas (looking at JW) are you kidding me? So I tell the kids, guess what gang I'm now a Jehovah Witness say good bye to Christmas?
JW...ah
JW2..hmm?
Me..sorry guys, but it sucks. Put me down as loving Christmas, Have Gun Will Fight...ok? (getting up signalling we are done)
JW...thanks for your time.
JW2...it's not all that bad,
JW..
Unleash your pet drop bears on them.
nice one
Weak then. You are the very person they should be tying to covert.I unknowingly opened the door to a couple of these whackjobs one time. They looked at me and before they could even start their spiel, their eyes got big, they backed off, and scurried away.
I was dumbfounded as to what happened until I realized I was wearing a Marylin Manson T-shirt (think it was 96' or so) that said "American by birth, Anti-Christ by choice"
I think they saw him and thought he was too emo for convertion.
I opened the door to a couple of them many years ago, and behind me on the wall was a poster of Eric Draven sitting in that church in the move "The Crow". Pure evil. They glanced up and made a hasty retreat.
Who is Jehovah?
God's name
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You rang?
I gotta tell you, though, these so-called "Witnesses" are enough to drive a self-respecting deity totally ape .
One Christmas morning about 11 or 12 years ago I was at my apartment drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette on my balcony in my boxers (puro white trash I know). and these two ladies were walking through the parking lot and said "Merry Christmas" so I replied "merry christmas to you too". They said that they had something to tell me, and I said "what's up" they said "we're coming up". I was like WTF and before I could tell them no, they were around the corner (assumedly coming up the stairs). I ran out into the living room and told my roomate that some people were coming up and I thought that they were going to want to talk about religion and I didn't want to deal with it. He said he would take care of them so I said ok, and went back to finish my smoke. After that, I went to go to the bathroom and there they were! He decided that he wanted to get spiritual all of a sudden. He started studying with them for about 6 months. Never had any intention to convert, but said they had a lot of interesting historical perspective. Either way I was pissed on that day. Half hung over, still in my boxers....
I am always amazed at how well trained JW’s are in defending their beliefs and at their understanding of their Bible…New World Translations…The average person does not have even a basic understanding of scripture…That is why their only response is to slam the door on JW’s and call them whack jobs….
Tell them you will take and read their religious literature only if they will take and read yours.
ask them how many JW's there are.
ask them what they'll do if they are not one of the 144k that make it to heaven.
You can tell them you believe but put a few twists in it. Tell them Jesus was a black man, and that he was killed by the white man.
Those are probably the easiest questions you could ever ask them. If you're looking to stump them with those questions, not gonna happen.
They basically preach the answers to those specific questions with ease, everyday lol
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