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    Bernoullin' niggas! BUMP's Avatar
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    Idk about you guys but nothing gets my 13 inch hard like going to a football game. After sucker punching the security guard, while holding a 30 pack in each hand, I head straight for tht front row. I then headbutt the guy closest to the aisle. It then creates a domino effect knocking out the next 10 sticks to the right saving just enough space for my slam pieces and bros. after getting a quickie from a cheerleader/trainer I rip out the bleacher and throw it on the field. If our team's losing I jump the fence and lay a Ray ing Lewis on the closest stick resulting in our team winning the game. Before I get my victory blowjob I get blown by the same girl who also blows me later. Crazy right? Why am I such a badass?

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    BUMP brings em goods

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    Veteran Wild Cobra's Avatar
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    I see we have another thread for losers.

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    on instagram, str8 flexin DUNCANownsKOBE's Avatar
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    I see we have another thread for losers.
    That's why you're posting in it.

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    sup? hehateme's Avatar
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    sounds like a typical oakland raiders home game.

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    A real alpha male packs batteries in snowballs and throws them at the opposing coach. Not sure where you learned to watch a football game tbh.

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    Idk about you guys but nothing gets my 13 inch hard like going to a football game. After sucker punching the security guard, while holding a 30 pack in each hand, I head straight for tht front row. I then headbutt the guy closest to the aisle. It then creates a domino effect knocking out the next 10 sticks to the right saving just enough space for my slam pieces and bros. after getting a quickie from a cheerleader/trainer I rip out the bleacher and throw it on the field. If our team's losing I jump the fence and lay a Ray ing Lewis on the closest stick resulting in our team winning the game. Before I get my victory blowjob I get blown by the same girl who also blows me later. Crazy right? Why am I such a badass?
    I think you are confusing badass with dumbass. That was stupid.

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    Delonte West fanclub pres lakerhaterade's Avatar
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    I think you are confusing badass with dumbass. That was stupid.
    shut up and get to the haystack got

    get some sleep. bubba needs to be monitored extra carefully early morning tomorrow

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    shut up and get to the haystack got

    get some sleep. bubba needs to be monitored extra carefully early morning tomorrow
    Pay attention...

    You really do need to drop the kiddie bull , ok? That stuff is funny when you are 12-16. Once you get a little more mature it's stupid, ok? I know, I know right now you don't understand that, too stupid to realize how childish you appear.

    Ok man I need you to elevate your game, you're boring the out of me. Let's do this, you talk like a real person instead of some re ed punk kid and I'll give you anoter shot. Bring that....hi I'm a dumbass kid"....and I'll ignore you, got it!

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    above average height mavs>spurs's Avatar
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    ^says the childish guy who "refuses to speak with common decency."

    How bout this: You act at least half your age, and he'll act his? Since you're such an avid 60 year old wrestling fan..think of it as a handicapped match.

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    Delonte West fanclub pres lakerhaterade's Avatar
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    putting me on ignore

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    ^says the childish guy who "refuses to speak with common decency."

    How bout this: You act at least half your age, and he'll act his? Since you're such an avid 60 year old wrestling fan..think of it as a handicapped match.
    Dude, stick to thinking women want to be dominated, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

    There will come a time where you will think..."I was so ing stupid, yep Avante told it like it is"....when you are in a great relationship because you "finally" pulled your head out of your ass and learned about reality and women.

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    I think you are confusing badass with dumbass. That was stupid.
    Dude, you don't have to read his threads. Why not just ignore his thread and start some of your own instead of being so negative all the time?

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    Dude, stick to thinking women want to be dominated, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

    There will come a time where you will think..."I was so ing stupid, yep Avante told it like it is"....when you are in a great relationship because you "finally" pulled your head out of your ass and learned about reality and women.
    women don't want to be dominated but they need to. a dog, a woman and a walnut tree, the more you beat them the better they be.

    the reality of women is they all share more or less instincts in their bodies, and they never get themselves emotionally committed to guys like guys to them. marriage is a trap for guys because they won't only get literally ed up by those es, but also financially ed up when divorce is filed, and the divorce rate in this country is as high as 50%

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    Straya AussieFanKurt's Avatar
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    Dude, stick to thinking women want to be dominated, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
    They do..

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    Only the ones that hang around loser bullies.

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    Straya AussieFanKurt's Avatar
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    Only the ones that hang around loser bullies.
    Are we talking domination in general life on in bed?

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    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    Idk about you guys but nothing gets my 13 inch hard like going to a football game. After sucker punching the security guard, while holding a 30 pack in each hand, I head straight for tht front row. I then headbutt the guy closest to the aisle. It then creates a domino effect knocking out the next 10 sticks to the right saving just enough space for my slam pieces and bros. after getting a quickie from a cheerleader/trainer I rip out the bleacher and throw it on the field. If our team's losing I jump the fence and lay a Ray ing Lewis on the closest stick resulting in our team winning the game. Before I get my victory blowjob I get blown by the same girl who also blows me later. Crazy right? Why am I such a badass?

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