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Hopefully Wild Cobra takes notes for when he takes a woman he's been stocking on google earf to the movies.
Alright you beta ity sticks let me tell you something. Nothing gets my baseball bat-size hard like going to a movie and being the biggest alpha in the whole theatre.
Now first of all, no alpha male rolls alone to a movie. Either you're with your fellow obnoxious alphas or you're bringing a slampiece along. For 's sake, let's go ahead and assume you river jumping sissies grew some balls and brought a date with you. As for me, she has to still be in high school and still a virgin. Now most of you assume that you're gonna be some chivalrous gentleman and pay for both tickets? WRONG! Either she's paying for my ticket too with daddy's money or she's getting raped behind the ticket counter. Even though I have a ticket, I just suckerpunch the ticket guy and get in for free! After she pays for my ticket, popcorn, pickles, Twizzlers, coke, more popcorn, condom, gas, and tickets for our next date, it's movie time!
Once we walk in we take a quick look at where we want to sit, while I'm fondling her adolescent breasts in one hand and fingering her snatch in the other. I decide we should go all the way to the top. I don't like stairs so instead I just climb straight up through the seats knocking out any sissy sticks in my way. If there's a little kid in the way I usually just throw him all the way down to the bottom usually resulting in a broken skull. Once I'm at the top, I beat up the whole back row for 's sake, and go back down to the front. Now when my underrage friend is blowing me, I like to be standing up. If it blocks some of the people behind me so be it. After ming all over the screen for a good 2 minutes, it's time for me to sit back down and even though there's a movie on, me and my boss Scotty are about to close in on a big deal in the gay porn industry. While I'd like to be quiet and considerate my time comes first, and I usually talk with my agent throughout the whole movie. Not only that but all that grub gives me some wicked gas that I don't mind sharing with the old lady next to me. After I fart in her face, I make her toss my salad while beating up her husband in the wheelchair. After the movie's over?
You guessed it, I just beat up the whole audience and then rape the girl I brought with me. Once we leave the movie, you'd think I'd take her back to my place right? Wrong, I don't have time for that. I have an important meeting tomorrow morning. Instead I just find some shady aisle in the big city and throw her out of the car while Jamal and Tyson finish what I started. That's how you go to the movies....
THE ALPHA WAY!
Hopefully Wild Cobra takes notes for when he takes a woman he's been stocking on google earf to the movies.
bravo
Moar
at least you ain't shooting around at the audiences with a machinegun, your being a gentleman tbh
sup hemann
Entertaining.
I see someone is having another roid rage.
Pretty damn good imho
I didn't know that Will Hunting was BUMP's troll
river jumping sissies
Entertaining?
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