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I can't wait till you die.
Its indisputable fact that lickin your girls "freshly showered ass" will in fact:
1) Lead to better sex after her eyes roll back in her head from the tingly, pure nastiness feeling she will get from your tongue on her balloon knot.
2) This will more than likely lead to anal sex, which most horny normal men would like to try at least 100x on their woman.....so this is the start dayumit.
3) Said salad tossin on your girl will keep her from seeking another man out to do the tossin while you sit in the other room smackin off to the interwebs.
Prove these facts wrong......anyone, anywhere.
......... aint happening. These are truth bombs.
I can't wait till you die.
STFU and try to learn something here.
Its indisputable fact that lickin your girls "freshly showered ass" will in fact:
1) Lead to better sex after her eyes roll back in her head from the tingly, pure nastiness feeling she will get from your tongue on her balloon knot.
2) This will more than likely lead to anal sex, which most horny normal men would like to try at least 100x on their woman.....so this is the start dayumit.
3) Said salad tossin on your girl will keep her from seeking another man out to do the tossin while you sit in the other room smackin off to the interwebs.
Prove these facts wrong......anyone, anywhere.
leave lebomb alone, so he likes the taste of and other men's semen. it's his life godamnit.
So when your women leave you it's for some other reason?
Hey, hey now.............noone has skeeted in my girls ass but me niggra.
And dont hate Mr.Blonde..........noone says a thing about your enjoyment of a mans ball sack gently resting on your chin, while he skeets a load of man batter in your eye, nose and mouf.
Has to be
so your marrying a virgin?
Well you are, so its possible.so your marrying a virgin?
And NO, having another man splack down your throat does not make you experienced.
don't need the tips but thanks for spreading this knowledge. i lick and suck every part of my girls body, even her toes. word.
you're the expert man.
Hygiene and Safety
1. Clean out your ass. It is important to shower before getting your can canoodled. Stick a wet finger into your anus to eliminate fecal remnants from your pucker, or you can use an enema for a thorough rectal rinsing.
2. Shave that butt hole. Even if you think you don't have any hair back there, trust me there's the one stray that got away. Having a smooth posterior heightens your sphincter's sensitivity to touch.
3. Use a dental dam. It's important to have a protective layer between the anus and mouth so as not to spread infection, intestinal parasites, bacteria, viruses or diseases from one orifice to another. You can improvise by using an un-lubricated condom, latex glove or even plastic wrap cut into large squares.
4. Do not double dip. Don't ever put anything that's been in a behind into (or too close to) a vagina without sterilizing it. You can transfer dangerous bacteria and micro-organisms that can cause infections such as vaginitis and cys is.
5. Rinse your mouth. If you didn't use oral protection, make sure you swish with mouthwash or antiseptic afterwards to sanitize the area. Plus, no one wants ass-breath.
Tips for the Giver
1. Use your breath. Blow warm air onto the anus and the skin surrounding it, or just hover above and breathe against it.
2. Use your tongue. Lay it flat to lick, flick, rub and push against the general backside region, or you can make it stiff and hard to penetrate, probe, tap and trace the anal rim.
3. Use your lips. Kiss and suck the asshole, taint, inner thighs, crack of the ass, buttocks, lower back and the back of the legs.
4. Use your fingers and hands. Probe the rectum and pull apart the butt cheeks. You also can reach around from behind and fondle the front genitals.
5. Use your teeth. As long as you are only doing little nibbles or gentle love bites -- not hard chomps.
6. Use your toys. Butt plugs, dildos and s can be inserted in the rectum to help stimulate the male prostate and intensify female pelvic orgasms.
BONUS: Positions for the Receiver
1. Sit on your partners face.
2. Entwine yourself in a 69.
3. Lay face down with pillows under your hips, elevating them off the bed.
4. Get on all fours, arch your back, spread your knees and ass cheeks apart.
5. Lie on your back with a pillow under your ass, lifting it up in the air.
6. Lie on your back, pulling your ankles to your ears, and expose your hole.
7. Stand facing the wall, or bend from your waist, with your legs spread wide.
My niggra! I dont have to worry about you or Kool playuh.
These other virgins dont know what they are doing, and are scared
OMG!!!! ..........
Kool with straight up sex ed class.
from the book club for men.
Hey, welcome back Trill.
And real talk any girl that say's she doesn't like a tongue up the ass is lying. I've had good results with that tactic.
Just in case any real posters who are uniformed surf this thread, a public service announcement:
STDs transmitted by anal
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2780056/
and for the kids, large or small
Myth: You can avoid STDs by having oral or anal sex.
http://kidshealth.org/teen/sexual_he...td_myths.html#
perfectly good, i assume, pussy right there and this goes for the asshole. s be down for prison sex even when not incarcerated.
glad to be back. yea but most of the guys who clown ass eating are just ignorant to the times. they're either married or been their woman for at least a decade. its a new era out here and bishes like getting they ass ate, true story.
eating asshole is the way to go. just remember to give your partner a reach around as common courtesy.
You ever go down on your fiancee and get salad dressing? That means you weren't the first in line that day.Its indisputable fact that lickin your girls "freshly showered ass" will in fact:
1) Lead to better sex after her eyes roll back in her head from the tingly, pure nastiness feeling she will get from your tongue on her balloon knot.
2) This will more than likely lead to anal sex, which most horny normal men would like to try at least 100x on their woman.....so this is the start dayumit.
3) Said salad tossin on your girl will keep her from seeking another man out to do the tossin while you sit in the other room smackin off to the interwebs.
Prove these facts wrong......anyone, anywhere.
When it comes to monkeys, kissing their ass has to be as good as kissing their lips.
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