Remakes in general
Any horror film for the past 15 years or so
Twilight, and anything like it
Remakes in general
Any horror film for the past 15 years or so
Twilight, and anything like it
The Grudge
Pretty much.
The day the earth stood still remake.
The happening.
Yeah, The Happening was laughably bad.
Plus, any movie w/ "compe ive" dancing.
Leprechaun in the hood
Whatever....I had the privilege of watching Robocop 3 yesterday. It was on some premium movie channel. I just could not get over how bad it the whole robot ninja scenes were and pretty much everything else.
Oh and Meteor Man.....that was on the other day too.
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Yup, nothing happened
Avengers
Oh, this is so ing easy.
Hard Cash with Christian Slater and Val Kilmer.
So much, so wrong.
There's a group of buglers but in order to get in the house, they come to the target house with a pregnant lady with them. She asks to use the bathroom. When she gets to the bathroom, she pulls up her dress and Verne Troyer pops out. He stays in the bathroom until the others leave. At night, he pops out of the toilet and unlocks the door for the rest of the crew.
I can't believe that one clip isn't on YouTube. It's so bad that I still wonder if it was a total joke.
XXX: State of the Union
28 Weeks Later
awesome...skip to 1:47 or so for a small taste...
The Room.
Any movie with Steven Seagal.
Driven, Bruno, Year One, Splice etc.
So much more. Netflix has made it 10x easier for me to fall for crappy movies.
What? C'mon son, really?
I liked it. Not as good as the first one of course but it held its own I thought.
Spawn
and most recently Cosmopolis....I love Cronenberg though.
28 Weeks Later is actually quite underrated. It's a different movie than the first but holds up to this day.
Batman and Robin.
- while trying to survive for their lives, they let a kid into the house leading to multiple deaths
- 2 kids are able to leave a secure zone just by waltzing across a bridge
- a guy kisses his infected wife because he misses her
- said guy becomes infected and magically leaves super secure area that nobody was watching
- somehow infects multiple people who have guns, are trained to use guns, but don't know to use them when needed
- lockdown! let's put everyone in a closed in room, very close quarters, so if someone gets infected, it'll spread fast
- let's lock said room so no one can have access. except for an infected person who strolls in thru the back door
- the "locked" room was the only containment procedure and place to hide
- the infected are mindless, except they know how to use access cards and can get in anywhere
- if the air force drops a bomb that supposedly is supposed to burn everything, you can just hide behind a building and the fire passes you by
- the best way to get to a certain place is underground. that's the only way
Jacobs ladder................after 20yrs, still dont know WTF that movie was about.
Higher Learning.
Honestly wasn't sure if this was supposed to be a comedy or a serious film when I saw it. Hilariously bad.
Orange County
film.
Crow 2: City of Angels
Uh. This movie's fantastic.
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