Might as well get this ball rolling now....
Aron Bayne is listed 6' 10", but only because he figured he had to limit himself at some point. You know, in the interest of fairness and all.
Bayne's original last name was "Pain," but his parents decided to change it after he picked up a basketball. Less obvious that way.
Bayne used to finish pick-n-rolls with the standard one dribble then layup/dunk, but the league made him change to doing alleyoops only after he started creating craters in the floor.
Bayne had some issues clearing U.S. customs though because they tend to frown upon importing predatory animals from the Australian outback.
Bayne is the only person Patty Mills deigns himself to assist to.
Morst men dream of looking great in a muscle shirt. Muscle shirts dream of looking great on Bayne.
Bayne doesn't consciously rebound. Rather, basketballs simply become susceptible to his gravitational pull.
Bayne left the Euroleague for the NBA. In other news, deaths in Euroleague are predicted to drop by 400% by the end of this season.
Bayne doesn't have to kick ass or take names, because after the national anthem the opposing team presents Bayne with a list of their names then bends over. Just easier if you get the inevitable over with quick.
A shark once attempted to attack Aron Bayne. Aron Bayne attacked back.
The Bowie knife took it's name from Aron Bayne's.... ok, uh, yeah!! Go Spurs!!! Beat Lakers!!! Yeah!!!
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