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Maybe I'm reading too far between the lines here but did she you for a penny?
It was 4am in the morning, we are out of coffee. How I let that happen...? I needed my fix, just around the corner one of those all night Mini Whatever, while I've seen their coffee I've never bought any, never needed to until today. So I head off around the corner, yep...walked. I had some change in my pocket, at least enought for some coffee.
I decide on a 16oz-er, lady tells me....$1.39. I grab the change from my pocket.. 4 quarters, 3 dimes and 2 nickels. She counts it out then smiles, I smile back and say....let's call it even.
What were the odds?
Maybe I'm reading too far between the lines here but did she you for a penny?
Oh yes, we did it right there behind the counter. She was great! I 'm going back later tonight with a dime, can ya imagine what that will get me?
This is trying too hard.
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lol You guys crack me up! All these threads " es blah blah blah boo hoo". This place has to have the whiniest bunch of alpha studs on the internet
The trying to hard was your response. Your opening post was fine if that's what you want to hear.
Did that make you feel better? Do you need a dipey change? Yes you do... yes you do. Who made da poopoo? Did wittle Avante make da poopoo?
Elevate your game amigo, ok?
Elevate your brain.
lol pro track
This story sounds familiar...but I think...someone else...yes...This is trying too hard.
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lol You guys crack me up! All these threads " es blah blah blah boo hoo". This place has to have the whiniest bunch of alpha studs on the internet
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Sunday morning at the 7-11...
Me walking in, got the Sunday morning strut working, small knowing smile on my face. Touching the brim of my hat...give a slight nod to the clerk. , she's just worked a double shift. Probably worn out from the late Saturday night crowd. Besides, it's Tisha, she's a good lady.
Me: "Hey girl"
Tisha: (big smile for me) "heeeyyyyy baby, how's it hangin'"
Me: "Like a bull so big, it's an anomaly even for a bull"
Tisha: "what?"
Me: "nothing girl. how's your chil'in"
Tisha: "awwww...you know...they is what they is."
Me: "I hear ya" (short laugh) "lawd, I hear ya"
Me headed over to the fridge. Need a cold drink. Thinking about a Rock Star but...
Me: "hey Tisha, you gonna let me snag a brew this mornin'?"
Tisha: (smilin) "awww don't make me do that..."
Me: (knowing she's already in my pocket, grab a Bud Light Chelada) "thanks girl"
Tisha: "you gonna owe me again"
Me: (Turning to show her my bulge) "you know I'm good for it"
Me grabbing a bag of sunflower seeds and opening in it the aisle. , I own this place. Walk to the counter, chewing on a wad of seed. Eyes catch a honey in front of me with some cash.
Honey: "7.45 for gas on pump number 3. The grey Tercel".
Me: "It's on me Tisha."
Honey: (eyes wide...checking out my crotch...moving up to my chest....then face) "thanks...what choo doing here today"
Tisha (eyes roll)
Me: (smirk) "just startin the day. but I forgot to put on my underwear"
Honey: (giggle) "you cute"
Me: "you should see my Johnson"
Honey: (big smile) "what are you saying?"
Me: " let's hop in your car...find a old country road..."
Honey: "keep going...."
Me: "roll down the windows....hop in the back seat..."
Honey: "keep on...."
Me: " we'll slowly undress each other...long passionate kisses"
Honey: "ohhhh yeah....and..."
Me: "then we'll take craps and pee all over each other"
Honey: "baby"
Me: (throwing down a Franklin on the counter) "keep the change"
Tisha (she's jealous...but she knows my game...she'll be there when I call) "mmmmm hmmmm"
Me with Honey on my arm. Hop in the Tercel. Me smiling. I had walked to the store. Got a rid home and then some.
threads about shaving: lame and boring
threads about that one time you went to the store and almost had the exact change to purchase coffee with: interesting and completely worth posting
Glad we cleared that up.
Common knowledge tbh.
Surprised you weren't already aware of this.
I would tell Avante to get a blog and post this there, but this isn't even interesting enough for a blog. This isn't even interesting enough for a Facebook or Twitter update. , this isn't even interesting enough to bring up in a conversation with anyone ever. The only thing this is good for is proof that Avante doesn't give a about what message boards are actually for, and that he will continue to make these absolutely pointless threads until he is (hopefully) pinked again.
Lol pro track
it will not respond to this post or if it does it'll be something like hey dont get a punk, amigo
i love this avante troll and the butthurtedness it causes
At this point, it can't be a troll... nobody could keep up Avante's "pathetic senile old got" schtick for this long without either breaking character or giving up on life, tbh... plus, he's been banned from a million track-and-field forums.....
How was the coffee!!?
Not worth 1.39 that's for sure.
cool, extremely interesting thread that brings a lot to ST. Will recommend to Stalin, family and friends.
10/10 HOF thread!!!
Dude, how many of us are Aussies?
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It's remembrance day in Australia
Do I really need to bring up all those 3-0 reply threads of yours?
We are talking about this thread... you claim you add so much in your threads.. I've never claimed to add anything.
Ok so it I don't add so now we are just the same...right? You have had a ton of ty threads, you know that right?
Should we figure out how many threads you've started that have been past one page and almost exclusively involve you getting on?
got!
Look at you, what do you ever do besides this sort of thing? and cry cry cry is all you ever do here. Why?
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