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    ?

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    dok.

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    How does it feel knowing no matter how hard you try you can never please a woman? I really wanna know tbh

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    How does it feel knowing no matter how hard you try you can never please a woman? I really wanna know tbh
    I've made more es o than you made layups in your brittney spears layup mixes

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    I've made more es o than you made layups in your brittney spears layup mixes
    . Nobody believes a word of that

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    I think I was 10 or so...but before that I have to say when dad poked mom

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    I've made more es o than you made layups in your brittney spears layup mixes
    you a suking liar

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    I've made more es o than you made layups in your brittney spears layup mixes
    Aren't you that guy that ate bloody pussy once and posted about it on the club section? That automatically disqualifies you from everything in life.

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    MD getting bukkaked in his own thread

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    A was going deep sea diving when I was 13. Back when I was a pimp in training.

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    A was going deep sea diving when I was 13. Back when I was a pimp in training.
    what pimp level have you achieved so far?

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    this is serious Samuel Eto'o's Avatar
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    The 76ers have some serious roster needs. And the first place to address said needs would be the draft.
    First, they have to come to turns with the fact that their big acquisition last summer, Andrew Bynum, will never play a home game in Philadelphia. Sure they have a chance to resign him in the summer, but the 76er front office has made it clear that, moving forward, they want to put as much distance between themselves and this trade as possible.
    So the center spot is still a major concern. Stephen Hawes for 30 minutes is not a formula for playoff basketball, to say the least. But the problems don't stop there. The sixers ranked dead last in free throws last year. This is where Iguodalas slashing presence was missed most last season. Drafting a 3 who can complement Holiday and Turner would be a wise move. All in all, the sixers to make some major moves if they hope to return to the playoffs in 2014.

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    above average height mavs>spurs's Avatar
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    Damn, androgynous getting owned like the he is in this thread, tbh. OP, you never were cool enough for the mav krew anyway brother, and when i see you on the UTD courts i'm gonna pick you up with one python and hang you by your underwear on the rim, so you can feel what it feels like to be a real man with athletic ability and actually dunk a basketball brah.

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    We went camping outside Cleveland when I was about 12. I hadn't started whackin' the old pudd, but, after this I wished I had. There was a two sided outhouse. One side for female, the other side for males. It shared a common wall and was made out of just plain lumber. The first day we were there I had to go so I walked the walk, got inside & closed the door. Darker than a niqqer's ass in there. All sudden the door on the other side opens and two shafts of sunlight bore thru that wall, about 2 feet off the floor. Guys, they were strategically placed to face the 2 seater on the other side. I was no more than 3 feet from that pussy. I spent the rest of the weekend in that outhouse. I saw all manner of snatch, even period snatch which I had no earthy idea existed. Though like I said I didn't even get the satisfaction of whackin' because I didn't know about it. But, it's still a fond memory.

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    Damn, androgynous getting owned like the he is in this thread, tbh. OP, you never were cool enough for the mav krew anyway brother, and when i see you on the UTD courts i'm gonna pick you up with one python and hang you by your underwear on the rim, so you can feel what it feels like to be a real man with athletic ability and actually dunk a basketball brah.
    Damn .... you going in.Mav Krew gots to stay strong. I'll take that s spot in D Krew.... the 4-1 knows how to rally the troops.

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    what pimp level have you achieved so far?
    Not at Godfather yet mah . That le belongs to my Uncle Elroy......... i'll be Godfather as soon as that dead. He battling the HIV right now

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    Purple and Bold! whitemamba's Avatar
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    Not at Godfather yet mah . That le belongs to my Uncle Elroy......... i'll be Godfather as soon as that dead. He battling the HIV right now

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    above average height mavs>spurs's Avatar
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    Damn .... you going in.Mav Krew gots to stay strong. I'll take that s spot in D Krew.... the 4-1 knows how to rally the troops.
    well u know something brother, big M>S doesn't hang around with losers like manginasty, so if u want in all you gotta do is take that skinny little twerp out back and knock his teeth out brah. the largest arms in professional messageboarding will hold him still while you do the honors.

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Damn, androgynous getting owned like the he is in this thread, tbh. OP, you never were cool enough for the mav krew anyway brother, and when i see you on the UTD courts i'm gonna pick you up with one python and hang you by your underwear on the rim, so you can feel what it feels like to be a real man with athletic ability and actually dunk a basketball brah.
    Lincoln may be a sucker buy you're a multiple sucker...+ plus you like hairy balls

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    kool aid man you already embarrassed yourself during the whole welching scandal, brah. next time you need some money for internet bets that you can't win, don't call wells fargo hit me up. big ms is here to help..i want to keep you around you're my favorite whipping boy.

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    kool aid man you already embarrassed yourself during the whole welching scandal, brah. next time you need some money for internet bets that you can't win, don't call wells fargo hit me up. big ms is here to help..i want to keep you around you're my favorite whipping boy.
    ^ I know I know....my balls are hairy

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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ TheSanityAnnex's Avatar
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    no game having got.

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    We went camping outside Cleveland when I was about 12. I hadn't started whackin' the old pudd, but, after this I wished I had. There was a two sided outhouse. One side for female, the other side for males. It shared a common wall and was made out of just plain lumber. The first day we were there I had to go so I walked the walk, got inside & closed the door. Darker than a niqqer's ass in there. All sudden the door on the other side opens and two shafts of sunlight bore thru that wall, about 2 feet off the floor. Guys, they were strategically placed to face the 2 seater on the other side. I was no more than 3 feet from that pussy. I spent the rest of the weekend in that outhouse. I saw all manner of snatch, even period snatch which I had no earthy idea existed. Though like I said I didn't even get the satisfaction of whackin' because I didn't know about it. But, it's still a fond memory.
    Buffalo Bill here taking the question seriously. ^

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    Buffalo Bill here taking the question seriously. ^
    I had a feeling after I posted I'd ed up.

    I've been holding that memory inside going on 50 years. I had to tell somebody. tee, hee.

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    this is serious Samuel Eto'o's Avatar
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    It was a great story thanks for sharing.

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