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Your Judy is not JudynTX is she?
I've told the story before oh well. I'll make it quick.
Me and a buddy playing backgammon, winner gets his choice of where we head off to that night in the never ending search for Miss Tonight. I lost so it was his choice....The Paul Bunyan Lounge...in Porterville. That's the night I met my wife Judy. If I'd won it would have been The Holiday Inn out by the airport in Visalia. So the roll of the dice..............
Your Judy is not JudynTX is she?
My Judy wouldn't be caught dead doing this messageboard trip. She has that...my daddy owns oil wells....walk, yep, uppity.
Does Judy know you paid a hooker for sex?
I was 33 went I met her, she was 21. She couldn't care less about that. And yes she knows, she simply..."those poor girls having to live like that".
There is a little difference being 19-22 in the military in a foreign land and taking one of the bar girls up on her proposal than hitting some truck stop in Texas looking for a at 43.
Last edited by Avante; 05-01-2013 at 04:45 PM.
Thumbs up to you for marrying into oil wells with a younger wife.
a younger wife ain't always the best stuff for a man imho. she may have sex with another man the night right after coming back from your funeral
I can see what your celibate, nobody is going to some idiot like you.
Milton with the no-effort-trolling-your-dumbass-goods.
Still in awe of those who can originate threads, so you follow them around, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Milton with the no-effort-trolling-your-dumbass-goods.
Last edited by Avante; 05-01-2013 at 11:01 PM.
Thumbs up to you for marrying into oil wells with a younger wife.
i seriously doubt that's the case.
Actually her dad was an old drunk, but very cool. He was always trying to get me drunk on rot gut wine. of a poker player and the only guy who ever beat me in checkers, I was going to teach him chess, died.
How does it all work avante? Clearly your "wife" doesnt give two s about you being on a message board 20 hours a day so what's the deal?
No normal wife would let her husband be on the internet all the time like a creep. Either you're lying about havig a woman or she's letting you have this in turn for her turning you into a cuck.
Which is it?
Actually I'm a 23 year old art major at CPSLO. My dad was the football fan, my uncle the track fan and my older brother is into blues music. I got all that stuff from them. Judy is my pet parrot. Got her from an older sister, I wouldn't have named her Judy.
Like everyone else here I just mess around, don't take it too seriously.
Honest post.
We'll go with the lie then.
if you're only 23yr old son, you don't have nary room to rebut my misogynist ideology tbh
Then again...
Dad was a mess, womanizing, drinking, drugs, he dumped me and mom and my three older sisters for the town . After that mama didn't want to do anything, she'd start drinking wine in the morning and by noon she was passed out on the kitchen floor, it was up to me to raise the family. So I got a job writing, a passion of mine. I worked for the Kansas City Star, had my own section, I wrote about this character I called....Avante. Just think of a taller bigger Zorro. Avante was a huge hit in the area, after about a year I got a call from Little Rock Arkansas, the Little Rock Gazette wanted me. They'd heard about my Avante stories. That was in 1988, now I'm retired, mom is long gone and dad is in Angola Prison in Louisiana for manslaughter, took the rap for his who ran over a Texan in her 53 Chevy. Now I still write my Avante stories, but with a twist, internet villian.
Last edited by Avante; 05-02-2013 at 02:33 AM.
Good choice for running someone over.
and you have a pet parrot, which kinda explains to me why you and cully share so many similar characteristics, despite the age gap
Who is this cully dude anyway?
Try, 63.
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Last edited by Avante; 05-02-2013 at 03:56 AM.
lolwut
What's always struck me as weird is that I'm not at curious about what/who others are on these boards, while everyone wants to know about me, hmmmmm?
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