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    Tuff Juice TheRealCB's Avatar
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    Share your stories.


    Please,only the ones you ed without paying them

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    Saytowns Fawtbox King lebomb's Avatar
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    *raises hand*

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    I was sitting on a bar stool at a place called...The Armona Club...in of all places, Armona. I was nursing a gin tonic when I felt a tap on my should....

    cutey..hi!
    me..hi!
    cutey...ah, my friends are wanting to go, if I stay can you give me a lift home? I like the way you dance.
    me...(thinking...YIPPEEE!!!!)...hmmm?...well..ok I guess.

    After a few drinks, dancing, we ended up at her place, she had a twin sister, a good time was had by all.

    Not the first time that sort of thing happened. The twins yes.
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    Saytowns Fawtbox King lebomb's Avatar
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    I will give you ONE of my stories...........I have a couple of chapters on how to be a playa.

    I was at a bar with my pops, I had a girl at the time too. Went up to order a drink and some girl that was with another couple asked me to buy her a drink. I said sure, what do you want. She asked for a patrone. I asked the bartender how much, and he said $25. I was like "WTF"!!!! I turned to ol girl and said "Im sorry, but thats too much, I cant buy you that". She asked why not? I told her because I just met her and I didnt know her nearly well enough to spend that much money on a drink. I told her she could get a beer or a glass of wine, (which was about $7-$8). Ol girl gets mad and tells me to just leave, she said I was a cheap ass and to disappear. Well, I walked back to the table where my pops and I were chillin and we started talking and having our drink. About 10 min. later, here comes ol girl. She brought me a patrone. She said no man had ever shot her down like that. I guess because she was decent looking with big ties and a nice ass. I didnt care because Im a playa like that, and I had a g/f. Well, as the night went on ol girl got more and more flirty, and she eventually ran my hand across her abs and up her shirt so I could see how good of shape she was in, and how big her real ties were. She rubbed on me and was feeling my chest and . Basically she wanted to do the nasty. LOL. Ol girl tells me how unhappy she is in her marriage and that I should pick her up the next day so we could uhhhhhhmmmmm, do the nasty. I ended giving her my phone number because I thought she was full of , but to my surprise she called me the next day to hook up. I told her "sorry I made a mistake, I love my g/f and Im not about to cheat on her". No matter if she couldnt find out about it or not.

    Thats how playas do............

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    Gorilla Warfare KoolAid Mans Brother's Avatar
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    I was sitting on a bar stool at a place called...The Armona Club...in of all places, Armona. I was nursing a gin tonic when I felt a tap on my should....

    cutey..hi!
    me..hi!
    cutey...ah, my friends are wanting to go, if I stay can you give me a lift home? I like the way you dance.
    me...(thinking...YIPPEEE!!!!)...hmmm?...well..ok I guess.

    After a few drinks, dancing, we ended up at her place, she had a twin sister, a good time was had by all.

    Not the first time that sort of thing happened.
    How much did she charge you?

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    How much did she charge you?
    Never played that in the states, never had to.

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    ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) AaronY's Avatar
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    Lol virgin neckbeard gots

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    I wouldn't be surprised if Avante and lebomb were both Black s, tbh, Magic Johnson Jr ass s..

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    I wouldn't be surprised if Avante and lebomb were both Black s, tbh, Magic Johnson Jr ass s..
    Look ya little prick, how would like for me to reach right thru this monitor and pop that zit you use for head, well?

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    Saytowns Fawtbox King lebomb's Avatar
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    I wouldn't be surprised if my mom was a Black , tbh,

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    Look ya little prick, how would like for me to reach right thru this monitor and pop that zit you use for head, well?
    I think it's funny that you cross the line with avante when you bring up other ethnicities and compare them to him.

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    I think it's funny that you cross the line with avante when you bring up other ethnicities and compare them to him.
    I think it's funny that I'm about 75% of what you do here.

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    I think it's funny that I'm about 75% of what you do here.
    I think it's funny that this site is about 75% of what you do in life.

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    Man, just this weekend I had a booty call for lunch on Saturday with LaQuisha then a dinner date with Shemeika and ended it with a late night call to Rashanelle's place. I gave my thanks on Sunday morning

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