For Those Of Us Who Strike Out With Women Daily

[Koolaid_Man]

just so we're all on the same page... "we" need to be in the know....


Aunt Flo = menstruation, period
BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
BBW = big beautiful woman
BLS = ball licking and sucking
BSB = bus stop babe
butter face = everything looks good, but her face
CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
CFS= condom full service
DDE = doesn't do extras
DFK= deep french kiss
DT = deep throat, entire length of ***** taken in mouth
fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice
FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG ( This is the basic package)
GS = golden shower = urination play
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HM = high mileage
Lapdog = person who worships hookers to excess.
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
Roman shower = vomit play
stroll = path frequented by street walkers
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TUMA = tongue up my ass
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
Lebomb = 4 hr Tossing salad marathon

[AaronY]

Careful you don't cut yourself on that edge there, bro..