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^ tbh. Its ok nothing wrong, but can't say we will accept you.
Congrats on being the but of and sucking jokes.
...but what's with the overwelming amount of total obsession with it here? Where's that cool confidence? It's more like..."I'll show you mine if I can see yours"...dead serious.
^ tbh. Its ok nothing wrong, but can't say we will accept you.
Congrats on being the but of and sucking jokes.
Little man stick to....
is a pork's pussy pork?
Now beat it~
You should create a list of reasons we love sex, or reasons why it's obsessed I over.
#ListFap
Good, you get it.
And see what I did there with the "but" and the / ?
HAHAHA PLEASE POINT IT OUT SO I CAN GET SOME ATTENTION.
And stop doing the ing "~" thing. Thats only reserved for this 8====)~~~~ something your thread is against unless its up another man's ass mind you.
As usual you missed the point.
What?
Dude, calm down and try it again, that was sad. Think~
everyone has their porn streams minimized tbh
Hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~
You have a point beyond starting yet another thread?
Maybe there's a song from the 1940s on youtube that can better communicate your inability to comprehend why a sports fan site inhabited by a swarm of males posts threads on sex.
What?
Dude, calm down and try it again, that was sad. Think about 8==========D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I always equate talking about it all the time to not getting any.
Little one, it's not going to work ok? We are on totally different levels, you can't come up to mine and no way in I'm going way down there where you're at.
You're boring,
What's to comprehend? Guys who are getting it have other things or their mind (being satisfied does that) those who aren't getting any can't think of anything else. Now add all that / /penis talk.
Is that why you have created two threads with "sex" in the le within the last few days?
There ya go again asking more questions, sheesh~~~~~~~~~~
Tell me what have I said about sex in either of them?
SEX...was me poking fun at where this place is at. Not that that wan't obvious.
I don't love sex at all, especially after Scarlett Johansson took the front seat in my mind. I've been sort of devoted to her, not just for her beauty, but her charisma and personality (things you guys hardly see), and I haven't even masturbated for almost a month now since my "obsession" ever began.
I'm not obsessed with any person though. Scarlett has her own flaws (smoking, tattoo etc... stuffs you never see on a good woman) and I would never fall in love for someone like that, especially when I'm a life long celibate. The "Scarlett Johansson" that I'm obsessed with, is the one that i created in my imaginary world, a perfect female figure that every man desires.
I'm about the same age as Scarlett and I'm about to attend graduate school, and as you all know, I'm still a virgin. It might sound sad to some of you guys but to me, I'm really proud of it. I don't need sex or any other carnal pleasure to please myself, it's kinda like i can reach an ideal mental situation that you guys can only achieve under the influence of drugs. But everything (including the Scarlett delusion) comes all naturally to me, and makes me feel happy
Imagine the best feeling you've ever had. Go ahead............got it? Ok now imagine it's 10 times better....got it? That's what you're missing. If you're cool you have calm a confidence, if you're not you're constantly yakking about it.
You missed the point.
What haven't you said on the topic?
You (Avante and RaZon) have nearly 300 posts on the subject. Roughly 250 more than the Charlie Sheen troll.
, you're so pent up, sexually frustrated, you some how shoehorned not one, not two, but all four of your sisters sex lives into the conversations. You're a fat old that is clearly trolling. So troll. But don't play dumb or get offended when a spade is called a spade.
You and my proposed "Oh, Goddamn It!" forum are perfect for each other.
In case you haven't noticed I don't have to troll.
Where do I dedicate threads to talking about sex?
Only thing fat on me is my wallet. So wrong yet again.
You seem totally hung up over my sisters, what's with that? It's weird.
Rational thought is lost on you.
#OhGoddamnIt!
I'm not the one telling a guy who gets plenty of attention he needs to troll. I'm not the one talking about somebodies sisters for no reason at all. You're rational?
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sex > boring YouTubes and track almanacs
Avante once made a thread about that one time that he bought coffee. He has no idea how to make a thread about anything interesting, since every thread he makes inevitably just becomes about how ty a poster he is.
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