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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Anyone know how I can get my dog to take a crap? We had hot wings the other night and I gave the dog all the bones, Now when she goes to take a crap she just squats down and makes this face like she has to listeni to the ticket morning sports show, How long can a dog go w/o taking a crap? and do you know what I can give her to help speed up that process? It just takes a carne Guisada taco from blanco cafe for me, Should I give my dog a laxitive?

    thanks,

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    I had no idea people still use matches, will a bic lighter work just as well? Should I do this outside? I live in an apartment,

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    You're not supposed to give dogs chicken bones!

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    You shouldn't feed dogs chicken bones! Only cats can eat bird bones. The bones splinter and get lodged in any of a number of places inside the dog.



    "I poop on you!"

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    uhhh...Mouse...you NEVER give a dog chicken bones. Unlike beef bones they break into sharp splinters when the dog chews them...

    I hope this is just a typical Mouse made up smack post and not for real...

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    Did your dog eat your stash again mouse?

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    WTF!! I see dogs eating crap from the dumpster all the time, I never see them seperate the chicken from the beef, And my dog is from the southside, This is not one of those dogs you see in some ladys purse in Alamo hieghts, This dog was born 5 miles off Military dr , I thought those dogs could eat anything.

    If Chciken bones are bad, then what about my bar stools they are half gone already,

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    You're not supposed to give dogs chicken bones!
    I can see you never made hot wings and tried to eat them with your dog watching your every bite , then the dog starts crying worst than T Park begging Kori to not ban his ass,

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    See you when it burns SWC Bonfire's Avatar
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    You should not give chicken bones to dogs who aren't used to eating them.

    But if you have a large dog, they inhale the bas s. Dogs can handle eating bones; do you think that bone fragments and marrow from a steak bone or even a rabbit aren't sharp?

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    Ok so I will ace the chicken bones from now on, But I still have a dog that is full of , what can I do?

    Ps: the fire did not work, now the dog is scared and the apartment smells like burnt fur,

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    give dat dog some maple surup dat will fix her some tin good fo sho

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    Maybe your dog has strees due to the lifestyle you took her from.

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    Toot My Van Horn Mr Hanky's Avatar
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    Make sure you watch what you give your dog to eat, It all ends up here in the sewer where I have to live,

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    are you a size 14?
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    try rubbing some loton on , and inside the anal cavity.

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    Believe. Debbie Downer's Avatar
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    maybe your dog will die. have you thought about that? I think about it all the time,
    maybe at the next gtg we can talk about dead dogs we used to know.

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    Feed it some "Chile Mac!"

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    Bam! EmerilLagasse's Avatar
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    Kick up the dog food up a notch with this and "BAM!" and she'll drop it like it's hot..drop it like it's hot.

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    You should not give chicken bones to dogs who aren't used to eating them.

    But if you have a large dog, they inhale the bas s. Dogs can handle eating bones; do you think that bone fragments and marrow from a steak bone or even a rabbit aren't sharp?
    Here's the thing....

    Chicken bones can splinter into long SHARP shards that can get stuck in the dogs throat, stomach, large and small intestines, or even the rectum.

    When Good Dogs <Br>Eat Bad Things

    by Karen Klemens

    Jake's story is horrible but all too common. His owner thought he was just giving his Rottweiler a bone -- a chicken bone. The owner knew it wasn't the best thing to give Jake but didn't know why, and he certainly didn't think he was killing Jake. That's what happened, though. Over the next few days, Jake died a slow, painful death. The splintered chicken bones punctured the dog's gastrointestinal tract, causing deadly toxins to be released into his stomach. Jake became disoriented -- he wouldn't respond to his owner and he'd look around aimlessly. He also would regularly sit and, only using his front paws, spin around in one place. A short time later Jake suc bed.

    This issue of The Healthy Dog includes a brief rundown of common and not-so-common household foods and products that if given to your dog can be deadly. And just in case you think turkey bones are safe, owner beware: turkey bones, like chicken bones, can be just as deadly if given to man's best friend.


    It may seem like the best treat of all, but it can be deadly. All chocolate, with its caffeine and related chemical called theobromine, can raise your dog's heart rate to beat abnormally. It can cause seizures that will eventually lead to a coma. Baking or dark chocolate is the deadliest -- about nine times more toxic than milk chocolate. A chocolate-poisoned pooch will vomit, urinate more than usual, have diarrhea, and show hyperactivity.
    Chicken bones are a real find for a dog but cooked bones splinter easily and can cause damage in the GI tract. Dogs that aren't accustomed to eating bones sometimes swallow a bone virtually whole, especially if they suspect you might take it away, and large pieces of bone can become lodged and cause an obstruction. This can sometimes require risky and expensive surgery. So, despite the fact that dogs appear to gain tremendous enjoyment from scavenging their way through the neighborhood, it is a dicey pastime for them.
    Chicken and turkey bones are a potential hazard for your pooch. These small bones can splinter and puncture the stomach or intestines, or cause choking.

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    Give it a triple expresso and a bran muffin. Then run for cover.

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    It may seem like the best treat of all, but it can be deadly. All chocolate, with its caffeine and related chemical called theobromine, can raise your dog's heart rate to beat abnormally. It can cause seizures that will eventually lead to a coma. Baking or dark chocolate is the deadliest -- about nine times more toxic than milk chocolate. A chocolate-poisoned pooch will vomit, urinate more than usual, have diarrhea, and show hyperactivity.

    There ya go Mouse...give that gangsta dog some chocolate...

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    It's like getting ketchup from a new bottle. Use a knife and get a little bit out and then turn him over, hit him on top of the head until it just pours out.

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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    It's like getting ketchup from a new bottle. Use a knife and get a little bit out and then turn him over, hit him on top of the head until it just pours out.
    no no no you go it all wrong when ever your trying to get ketchup out of a glass hienz bottle, you have to hit the h at the beggining of heinz, there is an airbubble there and the ketchup will come out really easy trust me its an ancient trucker secret

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    1) Remove vacuum attachment

    2) Lubricate tube

    3) Insert into dog

    4) Turn on vacuum

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    1) Remove vacuum attachment

    2) Lubricate tube

    3) Insert into dog

    4) Turn on vacuum
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