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    The Sean Marks Dance Duff McCartney's Avatar
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    What the ? So anyway...I was here in my room watching tv and my mom got home. She called me to the living room and I was like "What?" She says look what somebody stole...I was expecting the worse. So we walked out to the front yard and I was like what?

    She points to a little patch of dirt next to our walkway to the door. I saw that we had a big plant that was Elephant ear. I just stood there baffled...what kinda world are we coming to that somebody would dig up and steal a plant? A plant that's not even that great....I mean maybe if they stole a potted one they could sell it but one that's already dug up and ?

    If you don't know what Elephant ear looks like here is a pic....



    Idiots.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    you can take that back to your yard and plant the mother er. I'd steal a plant, not an Elephant Ear but something badass like a Crape Myrtle or some like that.

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    Believe. Suns Fan's Avatar
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    Does anyone on your block work at the zoo?

    an elephant ear might not mean much to you guys, but tell that to the Elephant.

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    3...2...1...

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    Believe.
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    have you notified SAPD yet? they are the Secure All Plants Department

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    I would post pictures on all the telephone poles in your area, Did it have any unusual markings? I would check E bay tonight also, I at one time smoked a banana plant once but never an Elephant ear plant, You live near any stoners?

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I at one time smoked a banana plant once but never an Elephant ear plant, You live near any stoners?
    What kind of ing moron smokes a banana plant? I only smoke that has been proven to give a high.

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    Whenever my grandmother takes flowers to my grandfather's grave, somebody takes them. That's ed up, stealing from the dead!

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    Lottery Pick Felipe's Avatar
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    elephant's ears are so nice

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    What kind of ing moron smokes a banana plant? I only smoke that has been proven to give a high.

    how high can a midget get?

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    thats crazy so now you have a patch there in your yard... I have to see if when I get home to your house... That doesnt make sense of well anyways... I probably know which one your talking about....

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    Someone stole all the plants off my girlfriends balcony the other night, too.

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    now,

    a thief of justice, i can understand.


    a thief of plant, not so much
    Do you remember when your mother called me a thief for stealing your virginity?

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    I am slightly disturbed by the Michael Jackson posts.

    I feel violated just reading them.

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    Someone stole all the plants off my girlfriends balcony the other night, too.

    Damn, it's a San Antonio epidemic.

    Call the Trouble Shooters.

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    GAME OVER gospursgojas's Avatar
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    Damn, it's a San Antonio epidemic.

    Call the Trouble Shooters.
    Yeah!!! I happen to think Jakie is hot

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    Give Peace a Chance....Imagine? ZStomp's Avatar
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    Maybe they thought it was cannibis.....???

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Damn, it's a San Antonio epidemic.

    Call the Trouble Shooters.

    I e mailed you , and Chris Duel about a huge story I had on apartments in san antonio , they are burning up for no reason, I was in one remember? you see me on Tv? and yet you think they will really do a story about some ass hole who stole a tomato plant?

    what color is the sky in your world?

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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    you can take that back to your yard and plant the mother er. I'd steal a plant, not an Elephant Ear but something badass like a Crape Myrtle or some like that.

    ???? You know names of plants?

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    SW: Hot As Hell
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    Jim wants his money or else. Next time say bye bye to that boxwood!

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    I wish someone would come dig up and haul off all of the dead in my yard.

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    Believe. cmc$purs's Avatar
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    some a-hole took my hose a couple of weeks ago

    i got the last laugh that hose was a piece it had a pinhole that would spray you in the ass

    F-ING THIEF

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    See you when it burns SWC Bonfire's Avatar
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    I have plenty of mesquites that they could come dig up. Help yourselves.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    ???? You know names of plants?
    Yeah dude, plants are sweet. Nothing wrong with being knowledgeable about many different things.

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    Nostradamas Jr.
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    What the ? So anyway...I was here in my room watching tv and my mom got home. She called me to the living room and I was like "What?" She says look what somebody stole...I was expecting the worse. So we walked out to the front yard and I was like what?

    She points to a little patch of dirt next to our walkway to the door. I saw that we had a big plant that was Elephant ear. I just stood there baffled...what kinda world are we coming to that somebody would dig up and steal a plant? A plant that's not even that great....I mean maybe if they stole a potted one they could sell it but one that's already dug up and ?

    If you don't know what Elephant ear looks like here is a pic....






    Idiots.
    Guido has found your house I see.

    For $800, you will get you plant back.

    PS. Do you know how hard it is putting 20 tiny blindfolds on that thing?


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