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    We’ll just call him Jack – he has had this “dark cloud” over him for the last six months or so – anyway Jack has been feeling depressed lately and talked to the doctor about it – the doctor gave him a two week free trial sample of a medication – after reading the possible side effects – most are somewhat normal but there is one on there Jack has never heard of before


    WHAT THE IS *abnormal ejaculation* ????


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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    when did you first meat him?

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    Give Peace a Chance....Imagine? ZStomp's Avatar
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    That's gay....

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    what's gay?

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    Jack has been feeling depressed lately [/B]
    join the club................

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    WHAT THE IS *abnormal ejaculation*




    Rainbow Colors? Fruit Flavors? ..... hmmmmmm.....

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    My he will kool-aid or tang.

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    WHAT THE IS *abnormal ejaculation* ????
    I'm surprised no one went with the obvious...(in this case anyways)

    In (or on) a woman?

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    Rainbow Colors? Fruit Flavors? ..... hmmmmmm.....


    maybe - or is jack just going to pull it out and start wacking at work, heb, target, etc. or something like that?


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    I'm surprised no one went with the obvious...(in this case anyways)

    In (or on) a woman?

    just cuz i'm gay - doesn't mean jack is

    ing stupid breeders

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    maybe - or is jack just going to pull it out and start wacking at work, heb, target, etc. or something like that?


    Breaks out in song? Cries like a baby? It's accompanied by the sound of music.....?

    This is very interesting.....I wouldn't mind doing some research on the subject.

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    maybe it will just be a gurgle...like a baby spitting up...as long as there are no bloody bubbles...your buddy should be in the clear.

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    according to a google search, it's delayed ejaculation.

    In other words, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can....

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    My he will kool-aid or tang.
    who the cares? pass that this way, I am so ing thristy....


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    Ejaculations—Surgery and certain BPH medications can cause a man to have abnormal ejaculation, which includes reduced ejaculate volume and retrograde ejaculation—also known as "dry climax." Retrograde ejaculation means that the sperm enters the bladder and is later voided through urination instead of being ejaculated out of the penis during an orgasm. More than half of men who experience abnormal ejaculation are bothered by it.

    With surgery, abnormal ejaculation may be permanent. Certain drugs can also cause abnormal ejaculation. However, discontinuing or changing medication can restore normal ejaculation.

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    WHAT THE IS *abnormal ejaculation* ????

    That is ejaculation into something other than a pussy, a female's mouth or Kleenex.



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    That is ejaculation into something other than a pussy, a female's mouth or Kleenex.


    Well!

    There ya go!

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    I will pay Duff's 700 dollar tab if you promise never to say that again

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    according to a google search, it's delayed ejaculation.

    In other words, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can....


    i was scared to google it here at work - no telling what porn sites would pop up

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    What is the “Med” Jack is taking?

    It is a little known fact that Doctors also prescribe Meds like “Zoloft” to treat men with premature ejaculation...

    Some antidepressants cause a man to “last longer” which is a welcomed side effect to women...Its a 2fer...The guy is no longer a crab-azz & he is better in bed...

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Some antidepressants cause a man to “last longer” which is a welcomed side effect to women...Its a 2fer...The guy is no longer a crab-azz & he is better in bed...


    And then the woman takes it and doesn't end up wanting any, anyway....so it won't matter if he's a crab-azz...

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    That is ejaculation into something other than a pussy, a female's mouth or Kleenex.





    i said his name was jack - NOT JIM

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    I was not aware of the female side effects...Dang! Life is just not fair...

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    What is the “Med” Jack is taking?
    i think it was called effexor xr

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    Seeking the quiet mind desflood's Avatar
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    I will pay Duff's 700 dollar tab if you promise never to say that again
    I second that and will throw in and extra 10.

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