Welcome and good evening folks. Today is ASB's first installment of "The Franchise" brought to you by BENGAY.
Today we will take a look at the Raptors new franchise player, Charlie Villanueva. Charlie has something most players do not have, Arrow Dynamics. With a bald head, no eyebrows, and no facial hair, it is clear to us that he means business. He is a speed demon. All teams should beware. The only person that can gaurd him would be a white, 7 foot Center out of Slovenia. And now, the beast himself, Charlie Villanueva.

Hardworker

Mad Ball handling skills

He will eat your children if needed to.

He does not mean that bust bull****.

Great Emotion

Thinking: "Crap, I'm a Raptor."

Next Darvin Ham

Dead Sexy! True ladies man.


Ladies and Gentlemen, The Franchise.


Join us next week when we take a look at (Insert Name Here). Good Nite!