I can't do it.....

[Avante]

...and I 've tried. Who here has read The Bible?

Maybe start with Revelations.

[Koolaid_Man]

...and I 've tried. Who here has read The Bible?

when you've been in countless bar fights, adopting kids just so you can pocket extra money, and slept with close to 400 women, I can imagine your conscience wouldn't allow it...

[Avante]

when you've been in countless bar fights, adopting kids just so you can pocket extra money, and slept with close to 400 women, I can imagine your conscience wouldn't allow it...

Let's try some reality ok little fella?

A few fights not always in a bar.

Would never adopt a kid that didn't look like me.

Take all those Asian/Mexican hookers, bar s, Navy widows, Miss Tonight...hmmm?...300-ish.

I can't get more than a ferw pages into ..The Bible... and I'm thinking of mixing some Pigmeat Terry, Kid Brown, Arkansas Shorty, Louisiana Johnny & Kid Beecher, or just what is Seattles road record east of the Mississippi................

Dude, what's with all this sex of yours, you still haven't outgrown that? You act like you just discovered it. Be cool not.....SEX..YIPPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Koolaid_Man]

Let's try some reality ok little fella?

A few fights not always in a bar.

Would never adopt a kid that didn't look like me.

Take all those Asian/Mexican hookers, bar s, Navy widows, Miss Tonight...hmmm?...300-ish.

I can't get more than a ferw pages into ..The Bible... and I'm thinking of mixing some Pigmeat Terry, Kid Brown, Arkansas Shorty, Louisiana Johnny & Kid Beecher, or just what is Seattles road record east of the Mississippi................

Dude, what's with all this sex of yours, you still haven't outgrown that? You act like you just discovered it.

^ I hope I never do...and old man named Cully once told me: "Kool leave nothing in the chamber squeeze every ounce of out while you can, keep that golden boner ready" and lastly when we die.... forever seems like a mighty long time...so I will outgrow it then...until said time...party on

[Avante]

^ I hope I never do...and old man named Cully once told me: "Kool leave nothing in the chamber squeeze every ounce of out while you can, keep that golden boner ready" and lastly when we die.... forever seems like a mighty long time...so I will outgrow it then...until said time...party on

And I agree 100% with old man Cully. But did he talk about ranting and raving about it to anyone in shouting range like a monkey with a hard on 24/7/365?

[Koolaid_Man]

And I agree 100% with old man Cully. But did he talk about ranting and raving about it to anyone in shouting range like a monkey with a hard on 24/7/365?

if you agree with Cully 100% then you should know he did...but what Cully didn't do that you do well is hyperbole much....and should you prefer a different conversation (unless of course that discussion is over your head) I highly encourage you to join the Political forum....where even in that Forum my topics for conversation reign supreme.

[Avante]

if you agree with Cully 100% then you should know he did...but what Cully didn't do that you do well is hyperbole much....and should you prefer a different conversation (unless of course that discussion is over your head) I highly encourage you to join the Political forum....where even in that Forum my topics for conversation reign supreme.

I have yet to find anything at SPURTALK that's over my head. I actually have to cool my depth of knowledge, keep it simple.

I love sex, there is nothing that compares to it. But.......only immature little kids go around talking about it all the time. Makes you look ridiculous.

I tried the political forum once......boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leetonidas]

Only people who don't believe in god generally have read that book of re ation. Most bible thumpers and Christians haven't even read but a select few passages and lines they can parrot about gayness or whatever. If they did read the entire book they'd realize how idiotic it sounds. lol morons quoting Leviticus but ignoring all the other things the bible bans because those passages are "up for interpretation" or "not meant to be taken literally."

[Koolaid_Man]

I have yet to find anything at SPURTALK that's over my head. I actually have to cool my depth of knowledge, keep it simple.

I love sex, there is nothing that compares to it. But.......only immature little kids go around talking about it all the time. Makes you look ridiculous.

I tried the political forum once......boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if u "think" I talk about sex 24/7 then tough ty deal with it got ..I could say you're a liar but I won't...I think it's quite cute...but I'm a Ho...

[Avante]

Only people who don't believe in god generally have read that book of re ation. Most bible thumpers and Christians haven't even read but a select few passages and lines they can parrot about gayness or whatever. If they did read the entire book they'd realize how idiotic it sounds. lol morons quoting Leviticus but ignoring all the other things the bible bans because those passages are "up for interpretation" or "not meant to be taken literally."

I guess I'm just curious how a book/any book could make the impact that book has made on mankind. I feel like I need to see what all the fuss is about.

I do suspect it was just a Homeristic type ordeal. Some author/authors telling an amazing story.

[Avante]

if u "think" I talk about sex 24/7 then tough ty deal with it got ..I could say you're a liar but I won't...I think it's quite cute...but I'm a Ho...

Read that back to yourself.....tough ty..hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, you really do need to get some cool..ok? Everyone here s....honest. But those who really get it have no need to.....SEX WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!....anymore, way past that stage. Elevate above/beyond the junior high bull ....ok?

[Koolaid_Man]

Read that back to yourself.....tough ty..hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, you really do need to get some cool..ok? Everyone here s....honest. But those who really get it have no need to.....SEX WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!....anymore, way past that stage. Elevate above/beyond the junior high bull ....ok?

your old and your doesn't work anymore...we got the memo avante

[Koolaid_Man]

I have yet to find anything at SPURTALK that's over my head. I actually have to cool my depth of knowledge, keep it simple.

I love sex, there is nothing that compares to it. But.......only immature little kids go around talking about it all the time. Makes you look ridiculous.

I tried the political forum once......boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^ translation = you're missing a few brain cells to follow a coherent logical argument. Listen everyone knows you're the trailer trash of this board...there is no way someone that has been in that many fights whether in a bar or not...or spent that much money on hundreds of 2-bit hookers is anything but smart...no way you can convince anyone of your intellect with that kind of background....and to top it off you say you have to cool your depth of knowledge...

face it your past dictates you're just not a smart dude...I suggest you stick to this forum you'd get lost in the political forum...I invite you to go there and comment on anyone of my interesting threads...I'm curious to see what a trailer parkie can bring to the conversation

[Avante]

your old and your doesn't work anymore...we got the memo avante

Dude I started ing at 17, I've ed all up and down the west coast, Hawaii, Phillipines, Mexico, Thailand, Korea, Japan, Hong Kong, the DO DROP INN. I expect to get ed, it ain't no big deal. You act like some kid with a Christmas present, come on dude..............sheesh~~~~~~~~~

[Koolaid_Man]

Dude I started ing at 17, I've ed all up and down the west coast, Hawaii, Phillipines, Mexico, Thailand, Korea, Japan, Hong Kong, the DO DROP INN. I expect to get ed, it ain't no big deal. You act like some kid with a Christmas present, come on dude..............sheesh~~~~~~~~~

even though you still haven't proven your case against me...I will play your game...however, I will never stop talking about pussy so if that bothers you I suggest you go back into hiding...let it go...I will not let a former crackhead and alcoholic dictate what I discuss...

[Trill Clinton]

i've never read the good book in its entirety. i am kinda ashamed about it, especially having a grandfather who was a deacon and growing up in the church. but my relationship with God is strong and my faith is unwavering.

but yea i agree, revelations is pretty entertaining. it used to scare the outta me as a kid.

[Avante]

^ translation = you're missing a few brain cells to follow a coherent logical argument. Listen everyone knows you're the trailer trash of this board...there is no way someone that has been in that many fights whether in a bar or not...or spent that much money on hundreds of 2-bit hookers is anything but smart...no way you can convince anyone of your intellect with that kind of background....and to top it off you say you have to cool your depth of knowledge...

face it your past dictates you're just not a smart dude...I suggest you stick to this forum you'd get lost in the political forum...I invite you to go there and comment on anyone of my interesting threads...I'm curious to see what a trailer parkie can bring to the conversation

Well then talk to me about the origins of black literature in America. the origins of jazz, blues, rockabilly, R&B, country, the sc fi novel. Body building, the history of art.

But what we get with you......some stupid sex thread. Grow up little man.,.ok?

You have any idea what Asian hookers cost in the early 70's? Well ya could buy her out of the bar, hit a movie, go eat, rent a room y'sucky all night long, pay her...30 bucks!

[Avante]

even though you still haven't proven your case against me...I will play your game...however, I will never stop talking about pussy so if that bothers you I suggest you go back into hiding...let it go...I will not let a former crackhead and alcoholic dictate what I discuss...

Just grow up midget is all I'm saying. We all love pussy but only punk kids yakyakyak about it constantly. What are you 14?

[Avante]

i've never read the good book in its entirety. i am kinda ashamed about it, especially having a grandfather who was a deacon and growing up in the church. but my relationship with God is strong and my faith is unwavering.

but yea i agree, revelations is pretty entertaining. it used to scare the outta me as a kid.

You talked me into bro, Revelations it is. Yep...curious.

[Slim Charles]

Well then talk to me about the origins of black literature in America. the origins of jazz, blues, rockabilly, R&B, country, the sc fi novel. Body building, the history of art.

But what we get with you......some stupid sex thread. Grow up little man.,.ok?

You have any idea what Asian hookers cost in the early 70's? Well ya could buy her out of the bar, hit a movie, go eat, rent a room y'sucky all night long, pay her...30 bucks!

Your is as played out as the bull you complain about. You know when someone knows their ? When they drop their knowledge and don't argue with people who don't agree. Like this...
Avante is a lame ass .

There no argument. I stated a fact and just ended that .

[Koolaid_Man]

Just grow up midget is all I'm saying. We all love pussy but only punk kids yakyakyak about it constantly. What are you 14?

hmmm..no thanks I'll stick to my brand of growth and development

[Koolaid_Man]

Well then talk to me about the origins of black literature in America. the origins of jazz, blues, rockabilly, R&B, country, the sc fi novel. Body building, the history of art.

But what we get with you......some stupid sex thread. Grow up little man.,.ok?

You have any idea what Asian hookers cost in the early 70's? Well ya could buy her out of the bar, hit a movie, go eat, rent a room y'sucky all night long, pay her...30 bucks!

^ I'm not here to entertain you...suck my is what I can offer you...or let Judy spend the night with me

[Relevancy]

now that you made this thread it reminded me of something, I was sitting down in a table getting ready for one of my exams when two elderly christian folks approached me wanting to preach their religion, should have told them to off but decided to listen, they speak as if god somehow had a 1 vs 1 conversation with them, they think their special, it made me so mad that I just got up and left.

[Leetonidas]

but my relationship with God is strong and my faith is unwavering.

revelations is pretty entertaining. it used to scare the outta me as a kid.

it did it's job then tbh

[silverblk mystix]

Only people who don't believe in god generally have read that book of re ation. Most bible thumpers and Christians haven't even read but a select few passages and lines they can parrot about gayness or whatever. If they did read the entire book they'd realize how idiotic it sounds. lol morons quoting Leviticus but ignoring all the other things the bible bans because those passages are "up for interpretation" or "not meant to be taken literally."

But don't you agree that there is a lot of GOOD in the book?

Do you throw the baby out with the bathwater because of the parts that are idiotic?