Nasa Looking For Losers - Willing Pay 18,000 To Stay In Bed For 70 Days

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm sure Spur fan will be all over this ...

Full participation in a bed rest study isn’t exactly easy. Subjects will not be able to get out of bed for any reason and have to pass a modified Air Force Class Physical, which includes an electrocardiogram, a drug and alcohol screening, and infectious disease screening. According to Forbes.com, participants who complete the study will make $18,000 or $1,200 per week.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technolo...-bed-try-nasa/

[lefty]

so guys who never go out

[Rogue]

If they allow me to bring my laptop along I'd like to stay in bed for ever, just watching my goddess's films over and over again, and casually posting on ST if there's internet access.

[The Reckoning]

seriously some people on here would bank

[I. Hustle]

I'm all over this

[Leetonidas]

I'm sure they wouldn't allow you to post 100,000 threads about the sexuality of a professional athlete during the study so we know why you're upset that you cannot participate

[CouchPotato]

I'm down.

[MultiTroll]

I'm sure they wouldn't allow you to post 100,000 threads about the sexuality of a professional athlete during the study so we know why you're upset that you cannot participate

Kool Aids Gal was looking like a good candidate as these qualifications came out:
All they want to do is monitor you while you
read comic books,
watch porn
and eat chips.
You might need to poop in bed too, but we’re pretty sure that’s on your resume.

But then the article brought out the deal breakers:
There’s only one cruel hitch:
You need to be as fit as an astronaut to be selected. Like, super fit.
Not only that, you need to get a full work over by a psychologist to see if you can handle it mentally.

http://blog.trutv.com/dumb-as-a-blog...ays/index.html

[Bigzax]

70 days without smoke or beer? wtf are they crazy?

[SA210]

Sounds like a piece of cake for someone I know, as long as they are allowed to post 80,000 more posts on Spurstalk while in bed. The change from their moms basement might be the challenge though.

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm sure they wouldn't allow you to post 100,000 threads about the sexuality of a professional athlete during the study so we know why you're upset that you cannot participate

butt

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool Aids Gal was looking like a good candidate as these qualifications came out:
All they want to do is monitor you while you
read comic books,
watch porn
and eat chips.
You might need to poop in bed too, but we’re pretty sure that’s on your resume.

But then the article brought out the deal breakers:
There’s only one cruel hitch:
You need to be as fit as an astronaut to be selected. Like, super fit.
Not only that, you need to get a full work over by a psychologist to see if you can handle it mentally.

http://blog.trutv.com/dumb-as-a-blog...ays/index.html

hurt

[Koolaid_Man]

Sounds like a piece of cake for someone I know, as long as they are allowed to post 80,000 more posts on Spurstalk while in bed. The change from their moms basement might be the challenge though.

committee

[Leetonidas]

for there to be a butthurt committee there would have to be something for anyone to be butthurt about. your team got bukkaked by a gay cuck, they then Begged and were left empty handed and have now ensured their garbage status for the next few seasons. And you're just a broken sewer line constantly spewing all over ST. No one's butthurt, you're just a sad, pathetic, dimwit that we all enjoy laughing at. don't mistake the two.

or I could just simplify that for you with one of Lakerfans favorite responses:

baited

[ChumpDumper]

I think SA210 is butthurt about something other than Kool.

Just a guess.

[SA210]

[ChumpDumper]

Did I guess right?

Did someone else hurt you so badly that you were compelled to talk about him in Kool's thread when everyone else was talking about Kool?

[silverblk mystix]

Sounds like a piece of cake for someone I know, as long as they are allowed to post 80,000 more posts on Spurstalk while in bed. The change from their moms basement might be the challenge though.

You beat me to it!


Chumpie's first thoughts when he read the OP - "70 days? - I've done that for the last 17 years!"

[ChumpDumper]

Aw, two guys admit to being obsessed with me.

Reassure yourselves with emoticons.

[Suspect]

This isn't new, NASA did this before. Guess they are looking again ha

[xmas1997]

Aw, two guys admit to being obsessed with me.

Reassure yourselves with emoticons.

I know what you mean, except I have four guys obsessed with me, well actually it's down to three now.
I'm even in a poll I'm sorry to say.

[SA210]

You beat me to it!


Chumpie's first thoughts when he read the OP - "70 days? - I've done that for the last 17 years!"

"I made it from moms basement to a bike, I can do a NASA bed!!"

[silverblk mystix]

"I made it from moms basement to a bike, I can do a NASA bed!!"

[DMC]

Kool Aids Gal was looking like a good candidate as these qualifications came out:
All they want to do is monitor you while you
read comic books,
watch porn
and eat chips.
You might need to poop in bed too, but we’re pretty sure that’s on your resume.

But then the article brought out the deal breakers:
There’s only one cruel hitch:
You need to be as fit as an astronaut to be selected. Like, super fit.
Not only that, you need to get a full work over by a psychologist to see if you can handle it mentally.

http://blog.trutv.com/dumb-as-a-blog...ays/index.html

So? He puts cocoa butter on his balls. That should instantly qualify him.

[Koolaid_Man]

So? He puts cocoa butter on his balls. That should instantly qualify him.

and white people still go crazy over them.....let me know if you ever need a quick pick me up