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Koolaid Man cannot stand the pink.
....or girl who wants to try and play it even. She doesn't want to be Mrs John Doe, she wants to keep her maiden name. On a date she wants to pay her way. She doesn't need a man, because she is his equal.
Hahahahaha!!!!!!
Now imagine....
You are on Hwy 99, it's midnight when... !!!!!!...a blowout. So there stands John Doe as she changes the tire.
It's 3 am, you are both sound asleep when....
she...psssttt...you hear that?
him...yes I did...go check it out
she..ok, stay here.
Hahahahahaha!!!!
There you sit at the bar nursing a gin tonic when...
she...care to dance?
him...sure!
she...so what's your name?
him...John Doe
she..you sure look fine tonight papa.
him...thanks.
after the dance..
she...can I buy you a drink?
him...why not
after a few more drinks
she...can I follow you home?
him... , might as well
Why do they put that lid on a jar of pickles so damn tight?
he...(after struggling with it) hey baby, can you open this please?
her...(one little twist)...there ya go sweetcheeks...no problem! (as she slaps you on the ass while walking away)
There is a reason there are no women on Mount Rushmore, no pictures of women on USA $$$$. There is a reason men lead when dancing. There is a reason it's the woman who has the baby.
I do get a kick out of women who try to play that, funny thing is once you start treating them like a lady ignoring all that silliness they start to come around. They begin to realize how much more fun it is to be a lady.
Last edited by RaZon; 04-03-2012 at 10:29 PM.
Koolaid Man cannot stand the pink.
Was it really that complex?
You wouldn't have gotten it anyway. Way too deep for you....trust me!
You are a terrible poster and your threads are garbage.
this is the kind of that belongs in the "completely raisin thought thread"
This is you...
What a got.
....that's sad amigo.
How would you know since you leech off everyone else?
You took the words right out of my mouth.
When someone is as limited/simple as you are it's not hard to do.
Hahahahaha....it's fun being back in 8th grade again
Never seen so many critics who when you examine their body of work they totally suck.
You judging anybody else when all you do is spam this forum with stupid threads.
Just because you have an idea doesn't mean it's worth reading.
And you do what? Enought about me let's talk about you.
Just because you have an idea doesn't mean it's worth reading.
Why read threads that don't interest ....you....? I don't. I also don't..."this thread sucks you ing got". Why would I care what anyone else posts if it doesn't have anything to do with me...well? Why are you so worried about me? Show me/us how it's done slick. Well?
Lets examine the last thread you sired ok amigo? Be right back....
I had a feeling you were full of , I went back 10 pages slick....nothing. Yet here you are trying to tell me how it's done....hahahahaha!!!!!!!! Obviously you are a follower/a leech, so don't be telling anyone what they need to be doing. Since you do....nothing.
Last edited by RaZon; 04-03-2012 at 11:51 PM.
Okay. The trick is to not make ty threads. I have mastered this art, and you can, too, with a few easy steps:
1.) Think of something.
2.) Now, think of something else, because the first thing you thought of was re ed.
3.) Okay, now don't make a thread about it, because nobody cares, moron.
Okay, now you try.
Please tell your mom that I'm not into Hot Carls.
That won't work amigo. I'm one of those.."show me"..types. Go ahead post a thread all your very own, I want to see how it's done. So far all you've done is wimperwahwahwah. If you can't post even..one...thread then how can you be a critic since you have no experience...well?
Please tell yours to please trim her nails, my back is a mess. Oh yeah, also tell her my name is RaZon not...OH GODDDDDDDDDDDD..YES YES YESSS!!!!!
I'm back in junior high again...hahahaha!!!!!
Last edited by RaZon; 04-04-2012 at 12:28 AM.
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Sorry RaZon but I lack creativity, am not well read, don't know much about anything and would totally suck if I attempted to post a thread by myself. I prefer to follow others around sucking off them. That's all I can do being as limited/simple as I am.
dating 14 year olds no doubt
Resorting to racist antics now.
You're pathetic. No one likes you here. Hit teh road jack.
It's not a coincidence that so many posters think you suck. In fact, some think you suck so much that it has to be intentional.
Do you know why that is?
Do you think at all before posting
What on earth would I do with a 14 year old who knows...zero? When there are tons of experienced full grown women out there?
Dude, are you really as ed up as you appear here? Bipolar?
You work wayyy too hard at this silly..."see me everyone aren't I funny"...it's lame stupid.
I'm not 19?
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