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    You are 19 years old Cali boy and the farthest you'd ever been was Mexico to see a friends mother who was dying. Then...BOOM!...there you are walking into a bar in Olongopo Phillipines. A city totally tailor made for the Subic Bay Naval Base just a bridge away. Bars, restaurants, hotels in mass. Monkey meat cooked and sold right there on the streets.

    So as you and your buddies enter in here they come, you are surrounded by a gang of working girls all trying to get your attention. So after everyone picks who they want, (yep just like that) you all head off in other directions or grab a table together. As the jukebox is loaded down with CCR, Hank Williams, The Stones, Merle Haggard, etc or some little (little) Filipino band mimicing CCR, Hank Williams etc.

    So as it starts to close in on closing time you are asked by the one you ended up with (being the kid I got the left overs) if you want her for the night (because of a strict curfew, like they will shoot you) you can't be wandering the streets after a certain time. You are in for the night.

    So, she is cute you don't see any reason not to have some fun, boys will be boys. Sailors with bar girls as old as ships.

    Now do you...

    1.No thank you.
    2.How old are you (knowing she'd lie)
    3.Sounds good to me.

    Well?

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    Stop with the begging of this board to see things your way you sick bas . The board you are begging is the same board already crucifying you for your sick, perverted crimes against young victims of sex slavery. You were stupid enough to share details of your personal life with the board, now deal with the consequences.

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    OP rapedPERIOD

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    Stop with the begging of this board to see things your way you sick bas . The board you are begging is the same board already crucifying you for your sick, perverted crimes against young victims of sex slavery. You were stupid enough to share details of your personal life with the board, now deal with the consequences.
    So you really see my situation as some sick bas ? So all those sailors who made it with bar girls were all sick bas s....right?

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    So we have proven that these girls were unerage, right?.

    How?

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    So we have proven that these girls were unerage, right?.

    How?
    Lack of breasts and pubic hair are usually a good indication.

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    Lack of breasts and pubic hair are usually a good indication.

    I havent slept with a woman that had pubic hairs in years!

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    So we have proven that these girls were unerage, right?.

    How?
    Stop trying to rationalize it, you sick ....

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    So you really see my situation as some sick bas ? So all those sailors who made it with bar girls were all sick bas s....right?
    I see how you are a hit with kids. You have the same mentality as them. The old "well they did it too" excuse. Own up for your own actions idiot.

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    someone please tell me that I didn't commit a horrible crime

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    I havent slept with a woman that had pubic hairs in years!
    Not a good thing to say in an Avante thread. I'm sure he's under FBI surveillance.

    Lack of breasts and pubic hair are usually a good indication.
    Stop trying to rationalize it, you sick ....
    someone please tell me that I didn't commit a horrible crime

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    someone please tell me that I didn't commit a horrible crime
    You slept with minors?

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    This is how I picture Avante..


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    You slept with minors?
    smh utsa

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    Lack of breasts and pubic hair are usually a good indication.
    Glad you brought that up, yep had to have been at least 19.

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    Avantusky

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    I see how you are a hit with kids. You have the same mentality as them. The old "well they did it too" excuse. Own up for your own actions idiot.
    You didn't answer my question.

    So you think all those sailors (millions) in my spot were all sick s? Answer the question...ok?

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    Now it;s boys.....hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

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    Anyone messing with kids needs to be shot.

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    I'd comb my hair, make sure I didn't have anything in my teeth, and get ready for my close up with Chris Hansen's non-union Filipino equivalent.

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    Glad you brought that up, yep had to have been at least 19.
    not a guarantee. what cartoon character was on her Underoos?

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    Notice how nobody can answer the question?

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    Oh look, another thread where Avante admits to being a pedophile.

    I'm sure this one is just another joke to get more pages posted.

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