Dave Chappelle

[batman2883]

This may have been posted before but im just curios as to how many Chappelle fans are in here, also which is your favorite clip. Personally mine is the episode where he got John Mayer to play electric guitar and make white people dance.....only cause the way he got the latinos to dance by ranting spanish jibberish through a foghorn....ha ha ha ha

[midgetonadonkey]

The Pop Copy clip is badass. "You know my reputation, I don't give a . I'll spend 2-3 years at Rikers to prove my point."

Gotta give it up for the Mad Real World skit as well.

[samikeyp]

for me its tough because I have a few favorites. The one last night where he writes the message and has the white girl opera singer sing the messages was great. I also like the "mudbutt", "racial draft", "black KKK member", the "reverse justice" sketch, the Wayne Brady sketch and the Charlie Murphy and Prince sketch.

[Bandit2981]

The R. Kelly song

[batman2883]

oh man another great one is the "I know black people" game show ha ha ha ha, why do black people like menthol? I dont know ....you are correct ha ha aha

[bigzak25]

it's good stuff. white family skit, and rick james are tops, with the prince flashbacks as well.

[sa_butta]

I like the one about the girl with the big ties and she does not want them anymore. That was funny as . I also like the Black KKK.

[Dre_7]

The Black White Supremist and The Wayne Brady ones are my favorite. Anything with Tyrone Biggums would have to be up there too.

Anyone know if he will do a third season??

[fraga]

Bring him back....Bring him back...Bring him back...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Server: "What'll it be, guys?"

Patron 1: "I'll have a scotch on the rocks."

Patron 2: "I'll have a Samuel Adams."

Patron 3: "I'll have a Samuel Jackson."

Patron 1: "You know something, I'll have a Samuel Jackson, too."

Patron 2: "Me three."

(all laugh)

Server: "Three Samuel Jackson's coming right up."

Samuel Jackson: "Good mother ing choice, mother er!" ... "Samuel Jackson, made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson!" ... "It'll get ya drunk!" "You'll be ing fat girls in no time!" "You might even fight a or two!" "Mmm mmm, !"

(Samuel Jackson goes to Patron 3)

Samuel Jackson: "How's it taste, mother er!"

Patron: "Can you stop yelling at me, please?"

Samuel Jackson: "No I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk!" "You ain't never seen my movies?!?" "'Juice,' that was a good one!" "'Deep Blue Sea,' they ate me... a ing shark ate me!" "Drink, !" "Jurassic Park?"

(Jackson over bowl of peanuts)

Samuel Jackson: "'Samuel Jackson,' it's my beer!" "Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in !"

[sa_butta]

Server: "What'll it be, guys?"

Patron 1: "I'll have a scotch on the rocks."

Patron 2: "I'll have a Samuel Adams."

Patron 3: "I'll have a Samuel Jackson."

Patron 1: "You know something, I'll have a Samuel Jackson, too."

Patron 2: "Me three."

(all laugh)

Server: "Three Samuel Jackson's coming right up."

Samuel Jackson: "Good mother ing choice, mother er!" ... "Samuel Jackson, made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson!" ... "It'll get ya drunk!" "You'll be ing fat girls in no time!" "You might even fight a or two!" "Mmm mmm, !"

(Samuel Jackson goes to Patron 3)

Samuel Jackson: "How's it taste, mother er!"

Patron: "Can you stop yelling at me, please?"

Samuel Jackson: "No I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk!" "You ain't never seen my movies?!?" "'Juice,' that was a good one!" "'Deep Blue Sea,' they ate me... a ing shark ate me!" "Drink, !" "Jurassic Park?"

(Jackson over bowl of peanuts)

Samuel Jackson: "'Samuel Jackson,' it's my beer!" "Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in !"

Thats was some funny .

[batman2883]

yeah, he is suppose to be working on season three but he kinda buckled under the pressure of the success from season 2. i really dont know if he can top season 2. p.s. Charlie Murphy's face after the slap from Rick James was priceless

[midgetonadonkey]

The reperations sketch. "Hot hand in a dice game. Clackity, clackity clack."

[Marklar MM]

Racial draft is pretty good. Black KKK member wasn't bad either.

"Does Wayne Brady have to choke a ?"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

[batman2883]

The reperations sketch. "Hot hand in a dice game. Clackity, clackity clack."

The le of the worlds richest man now belongs to a man simply named...TRON. "Is that your baby, no i just bought this baby cash"

[fraga]

[Rick James] "Charlie Murphy" [/Rick James]

[SWC Bonfire]

The " r" Family. Funny stuff.

[Spurminator]

Gotta be Prince playing basketball.

[batman2883]

is pimping easy.
contestant one: no host: that is correct
contestant two: no host: that is correct
contestant three: yeah host: somehow that is correct

[PapasConChorizo]

My favs are
1. The " r" family

Milkman: "Ya'll forgot to pay your bill last month"

Mr r: "my apologies..."

Milkman: "I know how forgetfull you rs are about paying your bills"

2. Rick James flashbacks

"What did the hand say to the face?"

"SLAP! HAHgAHgAHgAHA!"

"I'm RICK JAMES BIIIIIITCH!!!"

3. The Player-haters ball!

and of course:
4. the black-white supremist

".....white power!...."

[ALVAREZ6]

Dave Chappelle is the freakin man. All of his skits kick ass.

Cannot wait for a 3rd season...

[tlongII]

He's funny, but he's also wacko.

[NZHayden]

i like the lil jon skits

[Dre_7]

[Rick James] "Charlie Murphy" [/Rick James]

DARKNESSES!!!!!!!!!!!