It has taken me a while to notice this, but why do men wait until they get to work to take their massive dumps?
The guys I work with come in, open their offices, turn on computers and then head to the restroom.
Weird
Coffee + Last Night's Dinner = Morning GloryIt has taken me a while to notice this, but why do men wait until they get to work to take their massive dumps?
The guys I work with come in, open their offices, turn on computers and then head to the restroom.
Weird
I go down 3 floors and use a vacant office's super clean toilets; much more private too..
I've asked this very same question. The response that I received is that they drink coffee before and on the way to work. The coffee kicks in and then they head straight to the crappier.It has taken me a while to notice this, but why do men wait until they get to work to take their massive dumps?
The guys I work with come in, open their offices, turn on computers and then head to the restroom.
Weird
Just an extra 15 minute break.
I don't like morning dumps, tbh. I make my biggest deposit before bedtime. I'm not a coffee drinker though
It is on the clock.
Well there's always the pre-bed dump too, tbh.
i drop the kids off at 6ish, when i get home from work.
So when someone comes in, do you hurry up and try to finish?
people who in public restrooms need to practice courtesy flushes
There's always some who "forgets" to flush. FML
I'm waiting for SBM to come in here and tell me what a ty thread this is.
Nobody's ever come in, hoping they never lease the floor, tbh.So when someone comes in, do you hurry up and try to finish?
I've never understood that common non-courtesy of someone who likes to just sit there in their own stench while burning the nose hairs of other users.
Over the years I've hunted with a lot of guys that have this morning ritual. Even funnier is the ones that get in such a big ass hurry to get out in the field the neglect to take care of business before leaving camp. The best one I ever saw was the guy that came back to camp with no socks and one pants leg cut off when he had to improvise for toilet paper.
Jesus!
ugh, i do at work every now and then but i don't be trying to make a habit out of it. no shame in my game. i'll even courtesy flush and use a seat protector, word. soon as i'm done, i spray the lysol, zip it up, flush and walk smooth out. then hit em with the
you're a strange one Judy....watching coworkers go take a ...most women wouldn't even give a ...you sniffing around the men's toilet area?Jesus!
Their bathroom is right next to my private one.
trust me it's anything but a bathroomTheir bathroom is right next to my private one.
but smelling is horrible..I'm actually paranoid and kinda supers ious about smelling someone's ...I think it's toxic and causes cell death and oxidative stress...I'd rather smell cigarette smoke....so I will leave or either hold my breath for the 45 -50 seconds it takes for me to piss......I practice breathe holding techniques while White Water rafting / kayaking...
Do your coworkers a favor and do your assplosion at home
Ok. Walkthrough this with me. Your ass is planted on the seat. You flush. It's normally with gale force winds that it flushes. Do you think all of that stays in the bowl? Your . Your piss. The other people's and piss, too....since it was last cleaned??? Read that again. Let it marinate. Have a nice day
I'd do with the smell of my than on me. It's a ing restroom. Not the perfume counter.
Exactly...because them.
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