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I saw them get out of their cars as we pulled away, but damn, that must have been funny.
After we finished playing basketball at Trinity, we all walk to our seperate cars. kris comes over and pays me for fantasy football and we talk for a couple minutes. Then a big pickup comes and tries to park exactly where we are standing. Since there were plenty of open parking spaces, I was like WTF are you doing. I decide to just walk over and stand on the other side of the car.
I see some 45 year old chubby lady driving and a 18 year old tly looking girl in the front seat. In the back seat there's some fat guy with another ty 18 year old girl. So I see the 45 year old lady get out of the car but I don't think much of it. Me and kris continue to keep talking for another couple minutes and I tell kris that I think there's like a drug transaction going down or something because I look in the truck and the two hoes look nervous.
Me and kris part ways and when I sit in my car I look in the rear view mirror. At first I'm like why is that fat guy leaning over the back of the 45 year old lady. Did their truck break down? Heimlich maneuver? I take a look in my side mirror and then I almost threw up. The fat guy had his shorts pulled down and was attempting to have sex with the girl. I had the unique feeling of vomiting and laughing at the same time. As I fumble for my phone to see if kris sees what I see, I notice the couple finally got situated.
About ten second later as I'm backing up and exiting the parking lot, the guy was finished and was pulling up his pants. I was again vomiting through my laughter.
I circle the parking lot to see what they'd do next and they just got back in the pickup and drove off. WTF was that for? You just trying to give timvp nightmares or what? That was the LAST thing I wanted to see.
I'm guessing it was some sort of exhibitionist thing gone wrong, but who knows what the heck that was. Damn. Just damn.
I saw them get out of their cars as we pulled away, but damn, that must have been funny.
hahahaha sounds like it was funny as . Well I was at some store in the North Star Mall, I think Foley's. I went to try on some pants in the dressing room. I went in there and I kept hearing noises like moaning and stuff. I hear some dude go like ahh yeah or some . Then I see 2 people leave the dressing room. I guess they were ing haha
Dude was in the car with two 18 yr old ty looking girls and he decides to bone the 45 yr. old? He wasn't making good use of the back seat.
I call BS this story was posted in last month's PentHouse Forum magazine
What was even funnier was that it was pretty obvious that there were people around.
I know Kris and LJ were talking as we left and we rolled down our windows to get some air and were talking.
Hopefully those weren't the daughters watching the parents go at it in a parking lot :vomit
I also thought perhaps it's the mom with the boyfriend and the husband is at home.
Something sick was going on. Not sure though.
I worked at a hotel and founds lots of sex, in the stairwell, in the elevator, in the garage. I know for a fact the couple in the garage were in there for an hour cause I took the ticket and the guy was kind enough to pay for her parking. I do remember her face looking flustered.
Damm bro WTF? you A holes never heard of Car pooling?
After we finished playing basketball at Trinity, we all walk to our seperate cars.
don't any of you believe in Global warming? You all Know the location why not save some fule, so our troops won't have to die so we can have cheap Gas?
well that's what I read in the political forum
Word! that was a guilt trip plugg, for us that have not paid Kori yet , Good work brahkris comes over and pays me for fantasy football
two sweaty men talking late at night in a parking lot? Is this HBO or Showtime material? where is GayAbc when you need him? This has as Folk all Over it, I like this story..........and we talk for a couple minutes.
Then a big pickup comes and tries to park exactly where we are standing.
ok let me get this straight. your Standing in a parking lot ? And your wondering why a truck is coming towards you?
Let me guess did he say.... Parking?Since there were plenty of open parking spaces, I was like WTF are you doing.
now that was smart, I give you props.I decide to just walk over and stand on the other side of the car.
was she wearing a white body soulutions Tee shirt? my girlfriend has not been back since I sent her for beer,I see some 45 year old chubby lady driving
Your right that kind of happens everyday when I park alsoand a 18 year old tly looking girl in the front seat. In the back seat there's some fat guy with another ty 18 year old girl. So I see the 45 year old lady get out of the car but I don't think much of it.
Dude ? have you ever gave head to some student for 20 dollars at some religious collage parking lot before? I would be nervous alsoMe and kris continue to keep talking for another couple minutes and I tell kris that I think there's like a drug transaction going down or something because I look in the truck and the two hoes look nervous.
To be continued.........................
Last edited by mouse; 07-31-2005 at 03:14 AM. Reason: Jesus would have, why not I?
don't worry, LJ...I'm married.
I call BS first off you and Job don't go in the same sentance
second, if your really here finding...
Then how can you be at work ,and all those places, at the same time?lots of sex, in the stairwell, in the elevator, in the garage. ....
Psssst! next time have your camera phone with you, so we can make sure this is a True story.I know for a fact the couple in the garage were in there for an hour cause I took the ticket and the guy was kind enough to pay for her parking. I do remember her face looking flustered.
at least mr. run away Jury TimVp has a witness to back up his fantasy story. Go get the hand lostion I will tell you what I saw in the parking lot of Adult Megaplex, before I send it into Spank It magazine this month.
I like young white boys who can rap. Can you flow?
TheDude thinks this story is just crazy, thedude wishes he had a camera and a blow horn.
Were the ty looking girls hot?
How about a Horn to Blow ?
Speaking of Horns that Blow? who is that white dude ,with the white stockings on that plays for the Mavs that can't dunk? keith Van .................?
Last edited by mouse; 07-31-2005 at 04:12 AM.
is that the dude that wears his socks up to his taint? not sure who that guy is.How about a Horn to Blow ?
Speaking of Horns that Blow? who is that white dude ,with the white stockings on that plays for the Mavs that can't dunk? kieth Van .....?
No Joke?
Gig, all you do is stroke your own ego. Build a bridge guy.
Could you school him in 1 on 1?
What we're talking about is dunking... during a game, Dunking on someone. Not having a free lane to the basket, but actually having someone guard you. Anyone over six foot three can dunk a volleyball when they have all the time in the world, but can you posterize someone?
But can you rap? that is what makes you an NBA Star, just ask Tony Parker , that dude has some flow , not even you knowginobili_is_god earned im not tryin to pump my ego. i just know i can do more impressive dunks than him and i am about the same height
congratulations, you are [ ] this close to sucking your own junk.
Jesus Christ
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