Dark Future if Ime Udoka is Spurs Head Coach

[Dizzle]

I keep reading reports that Pops senility is gonna lead him to resigning soon.. and guess who they say is gonna take over? Ime Udoka, one of the biggest scrubs in Spurs history.

We've had all our great coaches get hired by other teams and now we have no one left to takeover when Pop is done. Also, Pop is probably retiring with Duncan so we better have a trick up our sleeve.

[dallasmaverickslose]

Care to post some of these "reports" buddy?

[Darius Bieber]

Don't forget Chad Forcier and Chip Engelland who have been on the coaching squad for at least 7 years now.

[DMC]

Never believe reports from gnsf with low post counts.

[unforeseen]

Let me guess...Pop is going to be the Lakers coach after Pringles leave?

[TheGoldStandard]

We all know that Matt Bonner is the next head coach..

[TampaDude]

We all know that Matt Bonner is the next head coach..

Yup...Bonner is going to coach AND come off the bench. The team is going to change its name to the San Antonio Mambas and sport new red and black uniforms with a big snake head on the front. I can't wait!

[DMC]

Yup...Bonner is going to coach AND come off the bench. The team is going to change its name to the San Antonio Mambas and sport new red and black uniforms with a big snake head on the front. I can't wait!

But won't be able to get shoe contracts.

[SpurPadre]

We all know that Matt Bonner is the next head coach..

That piece of just will not go away. The er can die tonight and his ghost will follow the team around forever and he'd haunt the court at night where one can hear clanking sounds every April through June.