New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports.
The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.
According to the report, a 58-year-old white lady had pulled up next to Kellen's Cadillac Escalade around 5:30pm and noticed Kellen sitting in the driver's seat with the window open.
The woman says she tried to make small talk about the weather (it was really cold) and that's when she saw his erect penis ... and called the cops.
When cops arrived to the scene, they reportedly found two open containers of vaseline in the car ... along with synthetic marijuana labelled "Mr. Happy" -- and Kellen admitted he smokes the stuff to help him relax.
Cops asked Kellen what he was doing in the parking lot and he said he was looking for a Boston Market but got lost. Cops note that K's penis was not exposed when they arrived.
Kellen was eventually arrested and hauled to a nearby station.
New York Jets Star Kellen Winslow Jr. -- Masturbated In Target Parking Lot ... Witness Says | TMZ.com
How did it matter to an old white what a black man was doing inside his own car, tbh? Kellen was kind enough to not shoot dead that right at the scene tbh. Also, he masturbated in a Target parking lot... There must be some fine es walking around Target everyday, guess that's the real reason why my Jacob always refuses to quit that job despite how ty & tedious it is.
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