Time Machine

[Avante]

I'd love to go back to....(obviously I can't do anything to change history)

That cave on the mountain where Mohammad first encountered the Angel Gabriel, see how that all went down.

Watch Samson beat up on a 1000 man army with just the jaw bone of an ass.

Check out David vs Goliath.

Be out there in that Roswell desert when they crashed.

Watch Moses part the Red Sea.

Be in that San Antonio hotel room where Robert Johnson first recorded.

While in Texas....

Be there in Dallas the day Kennedy was shot, eyes on the grassy nole.

Watch how the Egyptians built the pyramids.

Be sitting right next to Hitler at the 1936 Berlin Olympic Games as he watched black Americans kick ass on his superior race. Dying to tell him....."see Jesse Owens, well he isn't even our fastest guy".

Be there in Memphis when Elvis first recorded for Sun Records.

Be with Brian Jones the first time he heard Elmore James.

Be at those Mississippi crossroads the night Tommy Johnson sold his soul to the Devil (actually Legba) for gee-tar immortality.

Be there in Pearl Harbor when those little cowards attack.

Be there in Angola Prison when the Lomax;s first recorded Huddie Ledbetter better known as Leadbelly.

Heading back to Texas and the Alamo, see what really did happen to Davey.

Be there at the Little Big Horn when all those indians came off that hill down or poor Custer.

And for my last stop....

Be there on the Moon when they landed, just to see what the Earth looks like from the Moon for a change. Maybe write a song...

Earth Angel
Earth Angel
I look down on thee
I'm way out in space
A part of history

Earth Angel
Earth Angel
I'll be home soon
never thought I'd say this
but I;m standing on the Moon

Earth Angel
Earth Angel


A ringside seat, cool.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSlWXMJD9Zs

[Rogue]

There's only one theoretically possible type of time machine which only allows you to travel to some future date but never the other way, otherwise there'd be no reason why we hadn't yet received any guests from the future. according to Einstein's general theory of relativity, the speed of time is in proportion to the gravity of a spacetime. the bigger the gravity the slower the time passes, so if we could artificially create such a spacetime then it'd probably become a gate to the future. it's like freezing up a human in liquid nitrogen and releasing him on a future day (like how John Spartan "traveled" to the future, in Demolition Man), only difference is such a time machine only freezes up the time not the human's body.

[Clipper Nation]

I'd love to go back to before OP started posting here....

[Capt Bringdown]

Magic Time Machine -->

[Thread]

Go back for a weekend in the fall of '71, meet Girl at school Friday morning and have the weekend with my parents watching football and watching TV in my room with Girl sitting on the edge of my bed. "No, I won't lay down with you, Dale. No."---"C'mon."---"No."

[xmas1997]

I'd love to go back to before OP started posting here....

Why?
This thread is certainly a great deal more interesting than half the idiotic threads on this first page alone.
Or do you prefer idiocy and mediocrity?
I am no Avante supporter, but at least this thread has a bit of interesting thought behind it.

[cantthinkofanything]

I'd like to go back in time and make your dad spooge in your mom's face instead of making a baby.

[xmas1997]

I'd like to go back in time and make your dad spooge in your mom's face instead of making a baby.

Do you also seriously think this thread of Avantes is crummy too?
Or is it just Avante no matter what he posts is what you have a problem with?

[CuckingFunt]

Do you also seriously think this thread of Avantes is crummy too?

Do you not?

[cantthinkofanything]

Do you also seriously think this thread of Avantes is crummy too?
Or is it just Avante no matter what he posts is what you have a problem with?

IDK. The op was so long that I didn't even read it.

[xmas1997]

IDK. The op was so long that I didn't even read it.

A pity that. Must not be your time era.
I found it pretty interesting for a change, at least more interesting than some of the banal threads on this page like "I ran out of gas last night". Geez, what is up with that?

[CavsSuperFan]

Do you also seriously think this thread of Avantes is crummy too?
Or is it just Avante no matter what he posts is what you have a problem with?

I think Avante is interesting…Obviously he has been around a long time…Nobody else here was around to watch “Our Miss Brooks” or cares what “Bullet Bobs” official time in the 100 was…I especially like his Aw yes it was 196-whatever I was a young lad seeing the world…. threads...
But my favorite thing about Avante is his reply's to criticism…Comedy Gold IMHO…
Listen up small fry!
Let me dumb it down for you!
You really that FN stupid!
That's why we all see you as a FN joke!
ONE MORE TIME DUMMY!
Why not try reading it, ok?
This is amazing, are you people simply blind or can't read?
You really couldn't see what was going on there, you really this dense?
Dude, you really this far gone?
I'll go really really REALLY slow, OK
Dude, you really are re ed aren't you?
Two pages in less than an hour, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Am I good or what?
You FN idiot I can't believe you even have internet access.

Come on great stuff!

[cantthinkofanything]

A pity that. Must not be your time era.
I found it pretty interesting for a change, at least more interesting than some of the banal threads on this page like "I ran out of gas last night". Geez, what is up with that?

Idk. what's "pretty interesting"?

[RD2191]

I would go back to the 8th grade and let the love of my life know how I feel about her.

The dark side's callin' now
Nothin' is real
She'll never know just how I feel

[Clipper Nation]

Why?
This thread is certainly a great deal more interesting than half the idiotic threads on this first page alone.
Or do you prefer idiocy and mediocrity?
I am no Avante supporter, but at least this thread has a bit of interesting thought behind it.

Official semen shield of all the worst ST posters

[xmas1997]

Official semen shield of all the worst ST posters

Typical ignorant response from a typical ignorant poster on this The Troll Forum.
You could have added something of an intelligent nature, but lacking intelligence this is the best you could do.
No surprise here.

[cantthinkofanything]

Typical ignorant response from a typical ignorant poster on this The Troll Forum.
You could have added something of an intelligent nature, but lacking intelligence this is the best you could do.
No surprise here.

You better watch it or I'll shove you inside a telescope!!!!!
LMAO

[xmas1997]

You better watch it or I'll shove you inside a telescope!!!!!
LMAO

Then I could go back in time, wow.

[cantthinkofanything]

Then I could go back in time, wow.

I think I heard on the radio that Hawking said there was no such thing as event horizons after all.

[xmas1997]

I heard he said that moving forward in time was theoretically possible, but not moving backward.

[cantthinkofanything]

I heard he said that moving forward in time was theoretically possible, but not moving backward.

IDK. Have you heard him talk? He's about re ed.

[xmas1997]

He's a media tool IMHO, like Einstein was. Einstein borrowed most of the theories attributed to him.
Now, Tesla, was the man.

[I. Hustle]

I'd love to go back to....(obviously I can't do anything to change history)

That cave on the mountain where Mohammad first encountered the Angel Gabriel, see how that all went down.

Watch Samson beat up on a 1000 man army with just the jaw bone of an ass.

Check out David vs Goliath.

Be out there in that Roswell desert when they crashed.

Watch Moses part the Red Sea.

Be in that San Antonio hotel room where Robert Johnson first recorded.

While in Texas....

Be there in Dallas the day Kennedy was shot, eyes on the grassy nole.

Watch how the Egyptians built the pyramids.

Be sitting right next to Hitler at the 1936 Berlin Olympic Games as he watched black Americans kick ass on his superior race. Dying to tell him....."see Jesse Owens, well he isn't even our fastest guy".

Be there in Memphis when Elvis first recorded for Sun Records.

Be with Brian Jones the first time he heard Elmore James.

Be at those Mississippi crossroads the night Tommy Johnson sold his soul to the Devil (actually Legba) for gee-tar immortality.

Be there in Pearl Harbor when those little cowards attack.

Be there in Angola Prison when the Lomax;s first recorded Huddie Ledbetter better known as Leadbelly.

Heading back to Texas and the Alamo, see what really did happen to Davey.

Be there at the Little Big Horn when all those indians came off that hill down or poor Custer.

And for my last stop....

Be there on the Moon when they landed, just to see what the Earth looks like from the Moon for a change. Maybe write a song...

Earth Angel
Earth Angel
I look down on thee
I'm way out in space
A part of history

Earth Angel
Earth Angel
I'll be home soon
never thought I'd say this
but I;m standing on the Moon

Earth Angel
Earth Angel


A ringside seat, cool.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSlWXMJD9Zs

I already built a time machine, went back in time, boned your mom, became your father and posted this. That just now happened.

[cantthinkofanything]

He's a media tool IMHO, like Einstein was. Einstein borrowed most of the theories attributed to him.
Now, Tesla, was the man.

Yeah...Tesla was the ...

[xmas1997]

I already built a time machine, went back in time, boned your mom, became your father and posted this. That just now happened.

Amazing!