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Was that a joke, or a real story.... If its a real story its funnier than if it was a joke
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He wanted to thank the brides family for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift from him. So taped to the bottom of everyones chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. he said this was his gift for everyone
and asked them to please open it.
Inside each envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best
man. The groom had gotten su ious weeks earlier and had hired a private
detective to tail them.
After standing there, watching the guests reactions for a couple of minutes
he turned to his best man and said f....you, then he turned to his bride and said f....you .
He than turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said "I'm outta here."
The first thing the next morning he had the marriage annulled.
While most people would have canceled the wedding after finding out about the affair this guy goes through with the charade.
His revenge...
making the brides parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception.
Trashing the best man and the brides reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
Maybe a Master Card "Priceless" commercial
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends $32,000
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion $3,000
Prepaid 2 week cruise to Maui $8,500
Look on people's face when they see the 8X10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man--------PRICELESS
Was that a joke, or a real story.... If its a real story its funnier than if it was a joke
bummer for his family that had to pay for travel.
That is easily the funniest story Ive ever read.
Classic.
I thought it was going to be something like he had a pre-nump and got half of her money... Funny ass story
P.S
T Park thats a cool sig... what magazine did you get it off of???
Thats ed up, it wasn't her parents fault. Funny though.
T Park that sig pic is sick. like jas said, is that from a mag?
The above story was supposed to have been true, but it appears is was not.
Here is another joke I like
A Man goes into an elevator, looks up and sees he is alone except for this great big hugh man standing next to him
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "I'm 7 feet 6" tall, 385 lbs, 23 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown.
The little guy faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big Dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him.
When the little guy finally comes araound, the big guy ask him
"Are you O.K"
In a very weak voice the man says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say?"
The big dude said "When I saw the curious look on your face I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everone is always asking.
"I'm 7 feet 6" tall, weigh 385 lbs, have a 23 inch penis, my testicals weigh
3 lbs each and my name is Turner Brown."
The little man gave a big grin and said, "Thank God" I thought you said
"Turn Around"
The Duncan picture is from the latest SLAM.
Country Boy and Country Girl just got married and are driving down a country road in Country Boy's truck on the way to thier weekend honeymoon.
On the way they pass a pasture in which a bull and cow are geting it on. Our innocent christian Country Girl turns to Country Boy and asks: "honey.. what i nthe world are those animals doing??" Country Boy looks askance at her a secound, mulls it over, and replies: "Oh, uhm.. they're roping".
A few more miles down this country road they come across another pasture in which a stallion and mare are doing what they good lord intended. Curious Country Girl thinks she is cathing on, points out the window and says: "Honey.. are they roping too?" Country Boy smiles at his new bride and replies:"Why yes they are sweetums."
Later that day they arive at thier Honeymoon Hotel (motel) and Country Boy explains that they shall now get to roping themselves. Upoon his instructuon Country Girl removes her clothes and Country Boy takes a minute to stare appreciably. Then Country Boy removes his clothes, and Country Girl stares a bit herself. "Uhm... what do you call that?" she asks pointing hesitantly to his nether regions. "Oh" he says " thats my rope"
"And those??" Country Girl inquires, pointing slightly lower. "Those are my knots." Country boy proudly declares.
Several minutes later our newlywed doing are "roping" along when Country Boy sudddenly feels Country Girl's hand pulling at his nuts.
"What are you doing?" he asks her..............
"trying to un-tie your knots... I need some more rope"
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