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^ If I wasn't a fan I'd say he's just eyed...but the reality is a cheerleader was walking by...
so there it is....Come at me if you care to know...it don't matter...pussy, cars, clothes, the black church... but i specialize in money over es...just holla at your boy...
^ If I wasn't a fan I'd say he's just eyed...but the reality is a cheerleader was walking by...
I'm what Tiger woods call Cablanasian....but honestly I'm black bro...
I don't eat at Cracker barrel..If I get lynched by the KKK I couldn't complain because after all the sign on the front door does say Cracker Barrel...gotta respect their honesty...
how much you pay for black pussy, since it's a buyer's market? I'm talking about top shelf Nefertari 'tang, not hoodrat specials.
How does it feel to be the new Carlton?
Which solar system does your estranged father come from?
How fast can you go zero-to-niqqer? Is it more Bryant Gumbel-speed or closer to Max Robinson?
would you feel offended if someone (who's not black) calls you " "?
What's it like living in the shadow of the white man, being born into a life of poverty, with the only the only realistic hope of being something being reliant upon athleticism, rapping, or drug sales?
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In which KFC do you live ?
This is a questionnaire, I will ask the questions in bold print, and provide my answers as a white man to those questions.... Please respond accordingly just to the bold text.
Church's or KFC?
As a white man I prefer Church's.
If you ride the bus, do you prefer to sit at the front in spite of the white man or do you automatically go to the back?
As a white man, I prefer the back of the bus to be honest. I havn't ridden the bus since 1998 though. But if I did, I would sit in the back. It makes me feel Cool... that's were all the cool kids sat when I was in High school.
How do you pronounce the Cadillac brougham name? Do you say "bro-ham" or "braum"?
I always wondered why a lot of black people I grew up with insisted on saying Bro-ham for this iconic pimp car.
Do you, or any other black people you know, own a pair of fish tank platform shoes like in the movie "Pimpin' Ain't Easy"?
I always wanted a pair of those..... I always thought I'd be the "blackest" white guy if I had them. Still do, in fact. Still trying to find a pair.
Speaking of which....
Do all black pimps have a cane?
I want a cane, even though I don't need one.... Is it still "pimp" to have one? I want to be a pimp like Macklemore.... He is a pimp, right?
Speaking of Macklemore....
Do black people shop at Goodwill or any other thrift shops even if they can afford to go to J.C. Penny or even Walmart?
I donate my ty clothes there. If you live in S.A. you are probably wearing my old . Hollah!
Besides posting on forums and surfing for porn or looking up your ex on facebook that is about to get you for child support, do black people use the internet for anything else?
OK.... that was racists.... I'm just trying to be funny......
Seriously though.... what do black people do on the internet? Does your gang use google+ to organize gang shootings?
To all the idiots who read this and took it seriously, this was all satire... chill out.
How many children are you currently not raising?
These are all good questions...I'll be formulating answer's shortly...
I don't pay for any of it...white, black or pakistani
you're really out of your ing mind...I will never let me repeat NEVER eat a mutha ing Cracker's Barrel I aint trynna get lynched bro....
Durant is clearly mesmerized by Kobe...when you're about to get your ass kicked sometimes you just don't wanna see that coming
Yeah but look at Durant's hands, it's not a true brother to brother handshake?
pretty dam good...
this is the best question yet....we're (me and you) are from different galaxies....I'm actually from Andromeda whereas you guys are from the Milky Way it explains my mental priority over you....I'm from a well known planet in Andromeda called Primeax
I only do so address me properly if you want an answer
It only makes me more white pussy...it's like fuel for my loins
I'd rather live in the shadow of the white man vs. the shadow of the river swimming, grass cutting, refried bean eating, barbcoa making, child molesting, illegal alien Mexican Man ;-)
I'm more of Popeys kinda
How does a river cast a shadow? Typical uneducated black male.
Millions tbh...I've drop them off in many a white mouth, pussy and asshole...never seen any of them again tbh...good riddence too...once they leave the comfort and safety of my sac they're on their own
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