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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    A little research reveals the following:


    Medical historians are unanimous that Adolf was the victim of uncontrollable flatulence. Spasmodic stomach cramps, constipation and diarrhea, possibly the result of nervous tension, had been Hitler's curse since childhood and only grew more severe as he aged. As a stressed-out dictator, the agonizing digestive attacks would occur after most meals: Albert Spear recalled that the Führer, ashen-faced, would leap up from the dinner table and disappear to his room.

    This was an embarrassing problem for a ruthless leader of the Third Reich. With uncharacteristic concern for his fellow human beings, Hitler had first tried to cure himself when he was a rising politician in 1929 by poring over medical manuals, coming to the conclusion that a largely veg diet would calm his turbulent digestion as well as make his farts less offensive to the nose. A rabid hypochondriac, he would also examine his own feces on a regular basis and administer himself camomile enemas.



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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    So he was a connoisseur of enemas..nothing to see here.

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    Retired Ray xrayzebra's Avatar
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    Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.

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    moral victory, tbh. Franklin's Avatar
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    Still not as lame as some other leader during the WWII who lived the majority of his life in a wheelchair and who needed other people to clean his own ass.

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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    Still not as lame as some other leader during the WWII who lived the majority of his life in a wheelchair and who needed other people to clean his own ass.
    Always a conveniently placed podium everywhere he went

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    coffee is for closers Infinite_limit's Avatar
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    I blame the Jewish art Professor for Hitler's stress problems.

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    Kool, why this obsession with everything between the kneecap and belly button? You appear in awe of...


    piss

    s
    s
    pussy
    ass
    farts

    ****

    .....what's with that?

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Kool, why this obsession with everything between the kneecap and belly button? You appear in awe of...


    piss

    s
    s
    pussy
    ass
    farts

    ****

    .....what's with that?



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    Why not try answering the question guy? What's with all this talk of , s, pussy etc etc etc . You appear freaky.

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