I've Been Asked For The First Time Ever To Baby Sit Tonight - Any Suggesstions?

[Koolaid_Man]

So one of my wigga homies is celebrating his anniversary tonight he and his wife Erin are sweet harts. I reluctantly agreed since he's been a good friend. They have two kids one 6 and the other 4; boy and girl...I told him to make sure they're hungry when he drops them off so I can feed them some ice cream and pizza and then leave them to play video games all night...I'm not putting much effort into this...and since I'm generous I cancelled the $100 per kid fee..as long as he's back before 12 am I'm good...

[mrsmaalox]

Hire a babysitter for them as an anniversary present.

[DD]

Put them to work...dress them all raggedy and send them on the street to panhandle...nobody can refuse a hungry child. By night's end you may have $500 on top of the original $100. God bless America.

[Blake]

Avante knows a thing or two about this subject, iirc

[Koolaid_Man]

Put them to work...dress them all raggedy and send them on the street to panhandle...nobody can refuse a hungry child. By night's end you may have $500 on top of the original $100. God bless America.

Nope I'd likely be thrown in jail since I'm black and they're white....it's likely to be an Amber alert issued....or some good citizens will crush my skull to the pavement no they're not leaving my crib once they're in

[Koolaid_Man]

this is likely to happen to me:

[Koolaid_Man]

Hire a babysitter for them as an anniversary present.

I'm locked in cinnamon girl..it's all on me

[cantthinkofanything]

Just keep your pants on and keep reaching for the stars.

[spurraider21]

Don't start a thread about one of the kids getting injured

[Franklin]

1st year anniversary? and they already have kids age 4 and 6? I mean what different does marriage make when they could have and already had kids without marriage? You don't need to get married to have kids in America, imho.

[Avante]

Avante knows a thing or two about this subject, iirc

My wife owns a "DAYCARE" business, a business I know nothing about and have 0 to do with. Talking to bar girls in a bar is baby sitting?

Dude, stop telling lies ok er?

Now as far as this thread goes.

When I was baby sat we drew pictures and had popcorn. I was also read to.

[Thebesteva]

You should probably kill yourself tbh

[Koolaid_Man]

I did wonderful as a dad last night...those little white angels wouldn't hurt a fly.... they called me uncle "Kool" as they got totally trashed on ice cream and candy..it seems raising kids can be pretty easy if you have an opened mind. They're nothing but little people with needs just like adults. I'm glad for the experience now back to pussy, weed, alcohol, and basketball.

[Blake]

My wife owns a "DAYCARE" business, a business I know nothing about and have 0 to do with. Talking to bar girls in a bar is baby sitting?

Dude, stop telling lies ok er?

Now as far as this thread goes.

When I was baby sat we drew pictures and had popcorn. I was also read to.

So you know nothing about baby sitting even though your wife owns a biz.

K. My mistake.

[Koolaid_Man]

So you know nothing about baby sitting even though your wife owns a biz.

K. My mistake.

He likes to change the diapers and give the baths

[Franklin]

Kool is so generous he's even more glad to babysit kids of his homies rather than those of his own (which he will never have, just like a lifelong celibate as I am)

[DD]

Kool is so generous he's even more glad to babysit kids of his homies rather than those of his own (which he will never have, just like a lifelong celibate as I am)

scro what's the local time in your neck of the woods right now?

[Avante]

So you know nothing about baby sitting even though your wife owns a biz.

K. My mistake.

I'll go really slow...

DAYCARE....is not to be confused with baby sitting ok little man? How many "baby sitters" have a degree in child developement and need a state license to operate? How many "baby sitters" own a huge library for children and a few 1000 dollars worth of toys?

Dude, nobody should be this ing dumb.

Oh yeah, no parent wants me or anyone else hanging around. If you weren't a total moron you'd know this. Yes she has a licensed worker helping her.

Poor little guy, he don't know about anything.

[Franklin]

about 3-4 hours ahead of yours I think (since you're in Afghanistan right now)