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  1. #1
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    I won't tell you the name of the movie, don't wanna spoil it.

    Our hero (dual hero) gets his throat cut, it's bad, obviously he's done. But the movie is only about half over, and it needs him in it. But there he lies in a pool of blood clutching his throat, yep, he's a goner. WHAT???.....he survived, how in the did he survive that?

    This is not a sci fi flick or one with cartoonish violence. Actually it's based on a true story.

    So our hero (dual hero) makes a full recovery.

    Later on he has to help out his youngest brother vs a bad guy, actually a good guy who is actually bad....anyway....

    he gets shot, so there he lays. Is this it, of course not, he gets up grabs his gun and gets shot again, and again and again and again, he's all shot up. OBVIOUSLY.....that's it this time.

    His brothers do in the good bad guy and then we hear the youngest brother telling the story of how things went afterwards. They get married, here come the kids as we see them all sitting around a dining table, when......HE's ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, there sits Mr. Indestructable, and he's aged.

    So he gets up (a man of few words) he needs some air, so he heads down to a lake. For some reason he starts doing a little jig then.........falls down, a heart attack?. no, he gets right back up and heads back to the house.

    The End

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    lol










    fat old got











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    lol










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    The End
    I don't blame ya for following me around, it's far more exciting/interesting than this lameass .

    http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=237692

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    This is exciting too.

    http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=237712

    Don't try that with me. I've already exposed this shtick as lame just like I exposed you as a liar.

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    Lawless. Good movie.

    Avante. Fat, old got.

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    Can someone pink this fat old got already?

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    I don't blame ya for following me around, it's far more exciting/interesting than this lameass .

    http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=237692
    You sure are right as about that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

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    Pretty in pink

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    wtf did I just read...please give me back the 3 minutes of my life.

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    ONE IN THE PINK
    AND THREE IN THE STINK
    That's why they call it the Shocker

    I'M GONNA SEIZE CONTROL
    OF YOUR GREASY BUTTHOLE
    Yeah, the Shocker

    MY MY MY
    GONNA MAKE YOU SIGH
    GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
    WHEN I
    P...P...P...P...
    POKE OUT YOUR BROWN EYE

    DON'T BE ASHAMED
    WHEN YOUR ASS IS INFLAMED
    YOU'VE JUST BEEN SHOCKERED

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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    wtf did I just read...please give me back the 3 minutes of my life.
    It is better than Manziell fan fiction tbh

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    Can someone pink this fat old got already?
    I'm sure if you would like to be pinked they could easily oblige you.

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    I'm sure if you would like to be pinked they could easily oblige you.
    ^ Troll post

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    So says the confirmed troll.
    At least I ADD to the topic in a constructive manner except when I am bashing you trolls.
    All you do is follow Avante around trolling and never add anything constructive.

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    ONE IN THE PINK
    AND THREE IN THE STINK
    That's why they call it the Shocker

    I'M GONNA SEIZE CONTROL
    OF YOUR GREASY BUTTHOLE
    Yeah, the Shocker

    MY MY MY
    GONNA MAKE YOU SIGH
    GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
    WHEN I
    P...P...P...P...
    POKE OUT YOUR BROWN EYE

    DON'T BE ASHAMED
    WHEN YOUR ASS IS INFLAMED
    YOU'VE JUST BEEN SHOCKERED
    bump...this is a better story and should be re-iterated as such. take notes.

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    Board Man Comes Home Clipper Nation's Avatar
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    At least I ADD to the topic in a constructive manner except when I am bashing you trolls.
    "Troll-bashing" comprises 99.9% of your posts, so props for admitting that you almost never add to topics in a constructive manner (in other words, trolling)

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    This is exciting too.

    http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=237712

    Don't try that with me. I've already exposed this shtick as lame just like I exposed you as a liar.
    ZOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

    But.....do you see me going around playing critic? I don't play that because I only enter threads that interest me, you ever tried that ya ing got?

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    So says the confirmed troll.
    At least I ADD to the topic in a constructive manner except when I am bashing you trolls.
    All you do is follow Avante around trolling and never add anything constructive.
    It is funny isn't it bro? There we have a guy who does absolutely nothing himself going around playing critic, hahahaha!!!!!!!!

    Then when ya add the fact the guy is a total moron, it's not pretty.

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    wtf did I just read...please give me back the 3 minutes of my life.
    You really should learn to read faster. Try it without moving your lips.

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    Can someone pink this fat old got already?

    Once a snitch - always a snitch...lol

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    Once a snitch - always a snitch...lol
    Hahaha!!!

    Imagine a dumb who follows me everywhere I go and then it's...pink him...hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Has the dummy ever thought of just not reading me?

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    silverblk mystix
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    Hahaha!!!

    Imagine a dumb who follows me everywhere I go and then it's...pink him...hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Has the dummy ever thought of just not reading me?

    He can't.

    He is still sprung.




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    He can't.

    He is still sprung.



    Ever notice the little sucker is always....bah humbug! Poor little freak.

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    He can't.

    He is still sprung.




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