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She should have just gone straight up to the bedroom and woken him up for some sex....how could he be mad about that?
Girls Night Out
Why females should avoid a girl's night after they are married.
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him"Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all.
Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh !" Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
She should have just gone straight up to the bedroom and woken him up for some sex....how could he be mad about that?
ha ha ha ha thats the truth
Nah... 6am sex is way better than 3am sex.
Agreed.
Morning wood > whiskey .
that joke is pretty funny.
but what kind of idiot husband is staying home on his wife's girls night out?
that's like a giving a kid a free pass to disney world and he says, nah, i'm gonna stay home and watch nightline.
if my babydoll wants to party til 3am with her girls, that's cool. but we'll both be stumbling, bumbling and farting when i meet her back home at 3am.
He probably got laid and got home before she did though
it's a distinct possibility, and yeah, that would be a reason to cash in your chips early.
exactly point proven i think so
You know, the funny thing about this "joke", is something similar has happened to me...My husband didn't find it to funny at all......
She should have just gone straight up to the bedroom and woken him up for some sex....how could he be mad about that?
Ha ha ha ha ha
yeah, sorry bout that Ishta, i'll try to have you home much earlier next time. scouts honor.
Thanks!!!yeah, sorry bout that Ishta, i'll try to have you home much earlier next time. scouts honor.
now everyone join hands and repeat after me......I am
I am
sofa king
wetawded?
actually it was
we todd ed
yea, no matter what time it was he would wake up in a good mood for that.She should have just gone straight up to the bedroom and woken him up for some sex....how could he be mad about that?
i guess ya got to get it somewhere
Great idea, had that happen to me, went a little like this:She should have just gone straight up to the bedroom and woken him up for some sex....how could he be mad about that?
Me: What the **** do you want?What time is it?
Her: (glassy bedroom eyes)
Me: Oh, ok.
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