Best Ass Whooping You Ever Gave Someone

[DJR210]

What kind of baggery caused it? What happened?

Mine happened some years back when I was living in an apartment. Some dumbass thought it was a good idea to take my clothes out of the laundromat dryer the second that went off, and just throw them on top of a washer and in someone else's basket. My girl goes down there to get the clothes and finds our , gets into with this dude, and he starts running his mouth back like he didn't give a .

Went down there to get some more clothes not looking for any , but this fool is in there running his mouth about it to some other pussy in there. When that other dude leaves he comes up and tries to continue the conversation with me about my girl. I call him out and tell him he's talking about my girl.

Long story short this white piece of trash had this idgaf at ude when I asked him if he thought it was normal to be going through people's clothes, and later I accused him of stealing panties..this dude's immediate reply was, "yeah ok..clean ones?!" At this point I'm still holding my cool, but he starts balling up his fists and getting brave, and he makes the mistake of getting in my reach.

I dropped the ing hammer right in this dudes eye. Lit his ass up... He goes flying onto a folding table and I yank him off and he hits his head on the floor, and I beat and kicked his head in for a good minute or so until the apartment manager comes in and gets me off of him. I'm glad I slipped when I went for the stomp because I probably would have killed him.

Felt good about this one, he tried to act hard and got a trip on the ambulance. Funny thing was I went back in the office because I dropped my phone, and ended up beating his ing ass again in the managers office while he was calling 911 for him. Was kind of hard to argue the eviction on that one.

[m>s]

stomping and kicking someone's head while they are down and knocked out is a good way to get a murder charge, and to be labeled as a pussy. you seriously probably deserve to be beaten to death yourself.

my worst one was when this huge 300+lb fatso thought he could run his mouth at me so i walked right up to him and open hand slapped the out of him to embarrass him like the little he was, of course with the intention of getting him to swing so i could beat his ass. i easily ducked the punch and proceeded to beat the out of him for the next couple of minutes, surprisingly this dude was so big he kept eating my punches and never went down but he also didn't know where the he was and was seeing too many stars to really fight back. i found out years later through someone else who was there that i split his face open in a couple of spots and he had to get s ches and both of his eyes were pretty much swollen shut, nose broken.

haven't gotten in a fight since and don't plan to, fighting is stupid. you have to be a pretty special breed of asshole to get me to the point of wanting to physically hurt someone, i'm usually pretty laid back.

[DMC]

What kind of baggery caused it? What happened?

Mine happened some years back when I was living in an apartment. Some dumbass thought it was a good idea to take my clothes out of the laundromat dryer the second that went off, and just throw them on top of a washer and in someone else's basket. My girl goes down there to get the clothes and finds our , gets into with this dude, and he starts running his mouth back like he didn't give a .

Went down there to get some more clothes not looking for any , but this fool is in there running his mouth about it to some other pussy in there. When that other dude leaves he comes up and tries to continue the conversation with me about my girl. I call him out and tell him he's talking about my girl.

Long story short this white piece of trash had this idgaf at ude when I asked him if he thought it was normal to be going through people's clothes, and later I accused him of stealing panties..this dude's immediate reply was, "yeah ok..clean ones?!" At this point I'm still holding my cool, but he starts balling up his fists and getting brave, and he makes the mistake of getting in my reach.

I dropped the ing hammer right in this dudes eye. Lit his ass up... He goes flying onto a folding table and I yank him off and he hits his head on the floor, and I beat and kicked his head in for a good minute or so until the apartment manager comes in and gets me off of him. I'm glad I slipped when I went for the stomp because I probably would have killed him.

Felt good about this one, he tried to act hard and got a trip on the ambulance. Funny thing was I went back in the office because I dropped my phone, and ended up beating his ing ass again in the managers office while he was calling 911 for him. Was kind of hard to argue the eviction on that one.

There was this dude in the AF who kept ing with me as we were walking off the flight line. I told him to shut up. He wouldn't, just kept talking , half jokingly and looking for laughs from the crew. I finally stopped and said "let me show you this hold I learned that you probably can't break". Him being the strong one, he was all for it. So I tell him "put both hands at your side and stiffen your arms as tight as you can" so he does, and I knocked his ing ass out, then climbed on top of him and beat the out of him. People pulled me off. He got transferred and I never saw him again, and I have no idea how his face looked (odd that we never see it but others do) but people said he took some leave.

[The Reckoning]

some german **** in berlin who thought he could talk and pussy hit me and back off so all his friends could back him up. they just sat there and watched me beat the out of him . the german girl i was dating wasn't very happy with me, tbh, but she said he deserved it.

[DJR210]

my worst one was when this huge 300+lb fatso thought he could run his mouth at me so i walked right up to him and open hand slapped the out of him to embarrass him like the little he was, of course with the intention of getting him to swing so i could beat his ass. i easily ducked the punch and proceeded to beat the out of him for the next couple of minutes, surprisingly this dude was so big he kept eating my punches and never went down but he also didn't know where the he was and was seeing too many stars to really fight back. i found out years later through someone else who was there that i split his face open in a couple of spots and he had to get s ches and both of his eyes were pretty much swollen shut, nose broken.

haven't gotten in a fight since and don't plan to, fighting is stupid. you have to be a pretty special breed of asshole to get me to the point of wanting to physically hurt someone, i'm usually pretty laid back.

was the fat dude wired?

And yeah, I try and stay outta conflict as much as possible but sometimes finds you.

[DJR210]

So I tell him "put both hands at your side and stiffen your arms as tight as you can" so he does, and I knocked his ing ass out

[m>s]

some german **** in berlin who thought he could talk and pussy hit me and back off so all his friends could back him up. they just sat there and watched me beat the out of him . the german girl i was dating wasn't very happy with me, tbh, but she said he deserved it.

Ok this thread is for true stories, not more stalking m>s around the forum hurr I beat up a german durrrr

Stop being such a stooge to the yids bro. White on white violence? Unacceptable

[m>s]

was the fat dude wired?

And yeah, I try and stay outta conflict as much as possible but sometimes finds you.

No he was just really big and apparently his jaw was far from being made of glass. It would have ended better for him if he just fell out. I wasn't about to stop as long as he was still standing, not with that big if a size advantage.

[The Reckoning]

i was there trust me

[m>s]

That picture doesn't mean anything do you suffer from autism? Serious question

[The Reckoning]

that's the US embassy bro

[m>s]

White men have it bad enough in this country getting their s hacked up by yids, having to suffer ty marriage laws that favor women, open discrimination against us in both work and school environments via minority scholarships quotas and affirmative action etc. The last thing we need is race traitors like you hating your own race and adding to the problem. You watched too much saving private Ryan and think that the Germans are your enemy. Just look at the world today. The jobs are never coming back and the country you knew will never be the same again. Bolsheviks did this, Marxists and cultural Marxists won the war and are now trying to bas ize and destroy our race.

[The Reckoning]

lol what I dated a german girl, met her parents and drank the local schwarzbier with her dad who didn't know a lick of english. said i had a good strong german last name and they'd accept me into their fold.


then i left

[m>s]

then i left

Degenerate. Weren't you bragging about having jingle fever? Instead of securing the existence of our race into the future you chose to throw away 40,000 years of unique heritage to go roll around in the mud.

[The Reckoning]

Degenerate. Weren't you bragging about having jingle fever? Instead of securing the existence of our race into the future you chose to throw away 40,000 years of unique heritage to go roll around in the mud.

yep

[m>s]

Filthy ing race traitor. I've nothing more to say to you on the subject, goodbye.

go ahead, go stick your little mutilated stump in some skin. Remove your genes from our ranks. Your kids will no longer be one of us.

[hehateme]

I'd have a good story if Avante got off his hoveround and made a trip to texas.

[silverblk mystix]

lol tough guys

[baseline bum]

I wish BUMP was still here, as he probably has the best ass kicking story based on his previous work.

[Avante]

I'd have a good story if Avante got off his hoveround and made a trip to texas.

You wouldn't make a zit on my ass got.

[Avante]

I stopped to get some gas at a little Mini Mart one night heading home after chasing pussy. As I stood there pumping the gas a car load of punks pulled up. The car stopped and the guy (biggest one) rolled the window down and..... you!!!!! I ignored him, so he..... YOU! I place the nozzle back and start to get in my car. By now he's had a good look at me and he's now thinking I might be a little more than he wants to try. I can hear his buddies ...come on man...

So here he comes, when he gets a foot from my door I open it....WHAM! now I'm out and he's hurting. I throw him into a light pole by the gas pumps. He's not wanting anymore of this now. I kick him twice, once in the head and the other in his knee. He's now crying like a little .

I turn around and...."any of you punks have a problem". Obviously they didn't.

[DJR210]

lol tough guys

Can't fight w/o pepper spray and 5 other guards. What a fat old pussy



"Code 2, code 2! Officer Guererro down and in need of assistance in cell block B!!"

[Koolaid_Man]

All of yall are some lying ass sons of es especially DJR210 and M>S you cats got pussy rubber stamped on your foreheads...get the outta here with these bull ass stories you ing wankstas

[mrsmaalox]

Can't fight w/o pepper spray and 5 other guards. What a fat old pussy



"Code 2, code 2! Officer Guererro down and in need of assistance in cell block B!!"

"He's choking on his apple fritter again!"

lol Beating up guys in custody!

[ChumpDumper]

Avante just bragged about kicking a guy in the knee?