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Stop letting guys in your asshole, got.
Even though it was stopped it still is a personal best....not just sex per day but with different girls. Lakers lost and so did my bowels.
I had another good evening planned and wanted to keep the streak alive....I think it was the bad guacamole, cheese whiz, nyquil and tequila. It was bad yall...I told "Becky" to come by at 11:00 pm last night but at about 10:15 my stomach started rumbling...I thought I'd be ok but naw...man that hit me and had me running for the toilet. I sat there for 10 min listening to the stomach rumbling but the wouldn't come out...and my legs started to go numb from sitting on the ter for so long....then after about 15 min in I started ting tons of liquid outta my ass...sounded like jet streams. After sitting there for 30 min ting a 10 second jet stream every 5 min...I felt like I would live...I wiped my ass got up and breathed a sigh of relief....it was getting close for "Becky" to arrive so I headed for the shower....it was 10:45 or so I think....then before I could get in that hit me again...and I went running back in....I didn't have my cell phone so I'm sitting there ting away hoping this is late but naw she rang the door bell at 11:00pm on the DOT...I knew there would be no ing for me this night..she kept ringing the bell..I get off the toilet trying to figure out what to tell her...I grab a can of febreeze and I'm spraying as I head to the door hoping to kill any lingering foul order...I crack the door and peep my head out...and I tell her: " baby we gotta do this another time I'm not feeling well" she was like WTF let me in...I told her no I can't I'm really sick...after ribbing me for lying she finally accepted that I was feeling bad and let me off the hook....what a personally awful and embarrassing night....
Stop letting guys in your asshole, got.
Didn't happen since you're boasting to randoms on a forum
2/5 troll
Even though it was stopped it still is a personal best....not just sex per day but with different girls. Lakers lost and so did my bowels.
I had another good evening planned and wanted to keep the streak alive....I think it was the bad guacamole, cheese whiz, nyquil and tequila. It was bad yall...I told "Becky" to come by at 11:00 pm last night but at about 10:15 my stomach started rumbling...I thought I'd be ok but naw...man that hit me and had me running for the toilet. I sat there for 10 min listening to the stomach rumbling but the wouldn't come out...and my legs started to go numb from sitting on the ter for so long....then after about 15 min in I started ting tons of liquid outta my ass...sounded like jet streams. After sitting there for 30 min ting a 10 second jet stream every 5 min...I felt like I would live...I wiped my ass got up and breathed a sigh of relief....it was getting close for "Becky" to arrive so I headed for the shower....it was 10:45 or so I think....then before I could get in that hit me again...and I went running back in....I didn't have my cell phone so I'm sitting there ting away hoping this is late but naw she rang the door bell at 11:00pm on the DOT...I knew there would be no ing for me this night..she kept ringing the bell..I get off the toilet trying to figure out what to tell her...I grab a can of febreeze and I'm spraying as I head to the door hoping to kill any lingering foul order...I crack the door and peep my head out...and I tell her: " baby we gotta do this another time I'm not feeling well" she was like WTF let me in...I told her no I can't I'm really sick...after ribbing me for lying she finally accepted that I was feeling bad and let me off the hook....what a personally awful and embarrassing night....
Imagine end of times like explosive diarrhea and you live with your fiance'. You have nowhere to run or hide. Sooooo, I just play it up like Im dying on the pot. I scream, "ohhhh, gat dayum, Uhhhh, My axe!!!" Its funny as when you roll out the John and your girl is like
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