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    So a Muslim grows up being taught how this life on earth means nothing. it's just something we must put up with until that grand day when we can...BOOM!!!!!!...taking some dreaded infidels with us. Now we are guranteed a place in Paradise complete with 72 virgins and Allah's approval, life is great!

    So at 19 Ahman is sent to the USA on a mission. He will enroll at a small Cali college along the coast and when given the signal....BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    While waiting for that great day Ahman meets Rita and discovers he can play volleyball. He also starts listening to Solomon Burke, Otis Redding, Wilson Pickett, Al Green, Ben E. King, Jackie Wilson and his favorite....Sam Cooke.

    Rita is long and tall and nasty, Ahman is now thinking....."virgins?"

    So after a year of Rita, R&B/Soul and being elected captain of the volleyball team he finally gets the call....it's time!

    Ahman, finds himself not so sure that Paradise is really any better than he has it right now, and what would he need a virgin for much less 72 of them? So he's now rethinking things, yep...a reluctant suicide bomber.
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    So a Muslim grows up being taught how this life on earth means nothing. it's just something we must put up with until that grand day when we can...BOOM!!!!!!...taking some dreaded infidels with us. Now we are guranteed a place in Paradise complete with 72 virgins and Allah's approval, life is great!

    So at 19 Ahman is sent to the USA on a mission. He will enroll at a small Cali college along the coast and when given the signal....BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    While waiting for that great day Ahman meets Rita and discovers he can play volleyball. He also starts listening to Solomon Burke, Otis Redding, Wilson Pickett, Al Green, Ben E. King, Jackie Wilson and his favorite....Sam Cooke.

    Rita is long and tall and nasty, Ahman is now thinking....."virgins?"

    So after a year of Rita, R%B/Soul and being elected captain of the volleyball team he finally gets the call....it's time!

    Ahman, finds himself not so sure that Paradise is really any better than he has it right now, and what would he need a virgin for much less 72 of them? So he's now rethinking things, yep...a reluctant suicide bomber.
    No different than most inner city black youths in America.

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    No different than most inner city black youths in America.
    You don't seem to know anything about anything amigo. Nothing!

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